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The composition of the frontier sentry is about 1000 words.
In that place on the northeast border, the wind is biting, and the lowest temperature is MINUS 42 degrees! Think about it, what is the concept of MINUS 42 degrees! How cold it should be there! However, dad and other guardians are not afraid of the terrible cold. No matter the wind, rain and snow, no matter the difficulties and obstacles, it always performs the duties of a soldier.
Listen to my father, 1998. In the early spring, there was a once-in-a-century flood in Nenjiang River Basin of Songhua River! Father's troops rushed to the front line of flood fighting and emergency rescue at the first time when the danger occurred. When the troops arrived, the flood had almost washed away the levee in the upper reaches of Nenjiang River, and they immediately went into battle. But after three days and nights of fighting, the danger has not been ruled out, and everyone is in a hurry. At this time, I don't know who shouted "Come with me to block the gap", so my father and twenty other people took stakes and sandbags and jumped into the cold river without hesitation. They stood hand in hand in the raging flood, but because the current was too fast, not only wooden stakes and sandbags could not be knocked down, but a wave came and washed away my father and twenty other people, as well as his comrades on the shore. Although people are no longer in danger, the flood rushes forward like a bull. If the dike is destroyed, thousands of people and hundreds of thousands of acres of fertile land downstream will be destroyed. So the head of the army made a major decision: the head of the army asked to blow up the dike about 100 meters ahead, which was low-lying and the flood directly flowed to the low-lying land of the army farm. Only in this way can we save the people and fertile land downstream. With a bang, the riverbank was blasted with a gap of about two meters, and the gap was washed to about five meters in less than a minute. The raging flood roared and rushed to the farmland of the troops. Suddenly, the farmland around the army was flooded. Fortunately, the terrain of the army barracks was high, and only the wall was washed down by about 15 meters, so the barracks were saved and the danger was alleviated. Heads and comrades. At that time, through the concerted efforts of the army and the people of Qi Xin, we finally overcame the once-in-a-century flood, actively carried out self-help in production, and soon returned to normal life.
After so many years, my father told me a little joke about their troops doing morning exercises in winter. Every morning, because of the cold weather, the soldiers wear big fur hats, but after five kilometers, they all become "Santa Claus", their hats, eyebrows and beards are all white, and the whole person seems to fall into the washbasin, hehe. ...
I am proud that I have a father who has contributed to my motherland. I am proud that I have a father who stood up when the motherland and people's property were threatened!
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