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If you traveled through time and became Wu Dalang in "Water Margin", what would you do?

Many: 1. If possible, I would choose to reinvent the wheel and let Wu Song land first

Since it is time travel, there should be more possibilities, right?

For example, traveling back to the mother's womb.

If this is the case, I will kick Wu Song down first. In this way, Wu Song becomes Wu Dalang, and I become Wu Song. Hey, it’s so beautiful.

Of course, after I landed and was named Wu Song, I was still less than a foot tall. After all, this was hardware and could not be replaced.

But I can choose another path of growth, such as practicing martial arts.

But I am afraid of getting tired, so I will not practice martial arts. I choose to study literature.

Judging from the fact that I failed every year in my nine-year compulsory education, I will definitely become a "strange person" by the Song Dynasty.

Of course he is a strange person, not a nerd who memorizes four books and five classics.

With her unique status and ability, Pan Jinlian can only become an inconspicuous one among my many wives and concubines.

So let Pan Jinlian go when the time comes. If she has the courage, as a young man with no good intentions in the 21st century, I don’t mind the beauty of adulthood and destroying everyone. 2. I am reluctant to kill Pan Jinlian. After all, as a young man in the 21st century, I can accept it, but Ximen Qing has to take medicine

Of course, I may follow Wu Dalang’s original script and go through it again. Like him, he carries burdens and leads horses all day long? No, he sells cooking cakes.

However, since I know that this medicine cannot be drunk, I will definitely not die.

So, I will drink this medicine.

But I can pretend to drink it, but actually leak it all over my neck? Not a drop.

Then I pretended to be dead, and then joined forces with Wu Song, asking Wu Song to turn around and dig me out.

Then? I went to Ximen Qing’s house and scared him to death. 3. Go up Liangshan and capture Hu Sanniang

Now that you have traveled through time, you let me hold Pan Jinlian all day long. Regardless of what Pan Jinlian thinks, I am still not happy.

When someone travels through time, not to mention becoming a son of a plane, that means embracing him from both sides. Why can I only be a cuckold after I travel through time?

This is definitely not possible.

So, I drink the medicine, but Pan Jinlian also has to retire.

Anyway, it can’t be her who doesn’t want me, it can only be me who doesn’t want her.

Then I went to Shangliangshan with Wu Song.

As a time traveler, it would be easy for me to dethrone Song Jiang.

When I took a top position in Liangshan, the great beauty Hu Sanniang? Hahahahahaha?