Who can tell some jokes?

1. Dad bought a polygraph robot and his son went home. Dad asked: How many people are there in this exam?

Son: First of all.

The robot immediately slapped his son, who admitted that he was the last one. His father kicked his son: Your father and I have always been the first!

The robot slapped his father. At this time, my mother came over and scolded my father: Don't be so cruel, he is your own son after all.

The robot is another slap in the face.

2, junior high school baton competition, I saw a boy struggling to sprint forward, when the baton was handed over, the teacher shouted, catch, catch. Then the two boys paused, thought for half a second, and then really hugged and kissed. ...

The county magistrate inspected and wanted to have dinner with the villagers. The villagers said, "You're welcome. Leaders use it first. I'm not busy. At this time of day, I have to feed the dog before I can eat. I am used to it. "

The magistrate was short of breath: "Can you talk?"

The herdsmen are very sad: "I am used to talking to animals and don't know how to talk to people."

4.ABCD is at the party.

My son, he has a bright future. He became CEO and gave his friend a Mercedes as a birthday present.

B: My son, the plane crashed and his friend flew around the world for free on his birthday.

My son is a real estate agent. He gave his friend a villa as a birthday present.

D: My son is gay, but he received a Mercedes-Benz and a villa on his birthday and took a trip around the world.