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Hello everyone! The car inspector has met you again. I am the most "heavy" inspector GTwang in vehicle inspection. Although I am tall in appearance, I am as careful as a needle in my heart. Welcome to this interesting story about used car inspection. I am a used car inspector who has repaired cars, and also an accident car dissuader.

People say that Haval H6' s opponents will think of Changan CS75 first. In recent years, the development of Changan Automobile can be said to be very good. CS75 has definitely made great contributions, and it is an undisputed leader and meritorious veteran of Changan Automobile Department.

It is called the most promising player to beat Haval h6 because of its huge internal space and super-high configuration. Not only that, Changan CS75 is highly praised by car owners for its reliability and durability.

Recently, a fan called and said that she bought an SUV in the used car market. The seller claimed that the original paint of the car was only a small amount of paint on the left front fender, and there was no other problem. However, after driving for two months, fans always feel that something is wrong. The interior has a particularly unpleasant smell, feeling like a bubble car, and the price is lower than other cars of the same class. So I hope the inspector can focus on checking whether it is a bubble car.

The test site arranged by the fans is in an auto repair shop next to his community. I set off early with my equipment. The fans made a joke when they saw me the first time. No, I should be joking.

The fans asked,' Hello, Master, what's your name?'

I said,' Don't be surnamed Wang, call me Xiao Wang' (fans with long reflex arcs can understand this conversation). Fans are also impolite, and it is impolite to laugh. While laughing, they focused on whether the car had been soaked, and said that other follow-up testing items could be simplified if there were no problems. Xiao Wang said, it's up to you

At present, the factory date of this 1.8T 20 14 Changan CS75 automatic elite model is February 20 15, showing that the driving mileage is 60,000 kilometers, and the new car landed at about 140,000. Fans said that the main reason for buying a car was that they found it inconvenient to have no car at home after the epidemic, so they went to a car dealership through a brother's introduction and spent 50,000 yuan to buy this CS75. In addition, it cost hundreds of dollars to change oil and water after getting it.

According to fans' memories, it was a short time to decide to buy this car at that time, and almost no serious consideration was given. Getting on the bus for a few minutes didn't make any deep feelings. The only thing that moved him was that the car was really spacious and its appearance was very appetizing, so he bargained at the fastest speed and made a deposit, and immediately paid the money to go through the formalities the next day. It seems a little too risky to think about it now. If there is a problem, wouldn't it be like throwing money into the water without hesitation? Xiao Wang, I looked at the fans who were a little depressed, and immediately comforted that this was not necessarily the case. Tell me whether it is good or bad after careful testing.

After calming down the fans, Xiao Wang carefully surrounded the vehicle and found paint stains on the front and rear bars and paint on the back cover. There are scratches on the surface of the left and right rearview mirrors, which makes a bad start. Then look at the appearance of the metal parts.

Xiao Wang, I solemnly took out the paint film tester and began to test the appearance, but the result was not satisfactory. The whole car body including left front fender, left front door, left rear door, left rear fender, right rear fender, right rear door and right front door has been painted or repaired in a large area, and the overall appearance is very unbearable.

There is a big gap with the previous statement that only the original paint was painted on the left front fender. Fans say that car dealers are liars, which is different. However, Xiao Wang comforted the fans that the appearance is not too big a problem, as long as there are no blisters and major accidents, it is better to keep it open. After all, I bought them all. If I test it before buying it, I can still seriously consider making a decision.

In fact, enthusiasts of used cars must look at it with a correct attitude. After all, they are all consumables, especially this large domestic SUV. Generally, former car owners will do some dirty work and heavy work, and will not pay special attention to road conditions during daily driving. After all, as long as they drive SUVs, they all think they drive tanks. Even if they pass through the bullet hole, they seldom slow down. At best, they just brake lightly.

Xiao Wang opened the engine room cover and focused on observing whether there were serious white spots and corroded metal parts. However, he did not find any abnormalities such as disassembly and replacement in key positions. Subsequent tests only found that everything was normal except oil and water (the glass kettle lid was lost and the customer found a bottle to temporarily cover it). Fans breathed a sigh of relief and the cabin was saved.

After all, I came with a mission. The carpet is not generally dirty, and I can't bear to look at it directly. The steering column is slightly rusted, the front seat screws are normal, the lock cores of each door lock are not rusted and disassembled, and the seat belts are not stained and hardened after cleaning.

Then I came to the back seat, and there was no sign of disassembly in the back seat. After the seat was laid down, there was no corrosion at the joint, and the rear seat frame was slightly corroded.

Some netizens have experienced similar slight corrosion. According to their understanding, the rear seat frame to be assembled has been idle for too long and has not been assembled in time. But I personally don't agree with this statement, Xiao Wang. This is a senior black remark of netizens. According to the truth, Changan CS75, like Haval H6, belongs to the kind of car whose production capacity can't keep up with the sales volume, and the demand exceeds the supply. Upstream parts suppliers also work overtime to ensure that the production of the main engine plant will not stop. Personally, I think it should be an accidental phenomenon in the production process of seat frame. what do you think?

It's easier to check the trunk Open the spare tire cover and you can see the whole spare tire pit at a glance. No blisters, no rust on accessories. After the tripod box was opened, there was no water stain in it. The spare tire has landed, and the auxiliary tools have traces of use. The suspicion of blisters has been basically ruled out.

After telling the fans about the current situation, the 1.9-meter-long black-faced man smiled like a 200-kilogram child. After laughing, he also told Xiao Wang that his vest was cold and his head was a little dizzy. If he hadn't come to see you for a test today, he would have felt suffocated at night. Xiao Wang thinks that you can't rule out the reason that the altitude is too high, so you will feel dizzy and suffocate.

Next, at the request of customers, after a quick test, all the functions in the car are normal. The only drawback is frustration and abnormal noise when shifting gears. Fans say that they have recently replaced a transmission, and the situation is much better, even worse than before.

There is indeed an odor inside, but it is not moldy and deteriorated, but the smell of freshly cleaned medicine. In addition, the gear handle, steering wheel, multi-function button and one-button start button are seriously worn. If the interior is badly worn and often read articles, fans with a little common sense of used cars will definitely find that there are signs of watch adjustment, and our views will be confirmed in the chassis test later.

Although it has been confirmed that the car is not a bubble car, there is a ready-made elevator at home because it was tested at the door of the auto repair shop. Fans also said that if you just look at it, you have to pay the inspection fee anyway. By the way, check the chassis again. Xiao Wang detected that the chassis corrosion was not particularly serious, but the screws fixing the steering gear on the girder showed signs of twisting. When looking in the direction of the steering gear, it was found that the steering gear had been disassembled and there were signs of leakage in the engine oil pan. New front wheel brake pads, four-wheel tires.

The fans politely and repeatedly said that they would send Xiao Wang to the next inspection point, which was not far away. Xiao Wang reluctantly agreed. On the road, the fans' faces turned obviously cloudy and sunny than at first, and there were more words on the road. First, I spoke highly of Xiao Wang's service, and then the topic came to the car. Fans told Xiao Wang that domestic SUVs are getting better and better now, especially the main models of several first-line domestic brands are very powerful.

In the process of sending me, I actually felt that the chassis of Changan CS75 was not as scattered as I expected, and the control was far from perfect. It is quite unexpected to compare the driving quality through the overall situation of the chassis, and the gearbox is really frustrated during driving.

Theoretically, the Aisin 6AT carried by this car is quite reliable. I hope fans can go back and have a big overhaul. However, compared with the automatic transmission model, netizens are also quite critical of the manual transmission of this model. There is even a joke that an old driver with a driving experience of 10 has just got the car and started to turn off the engine five times in one day. Xiao Wang is also drunk. It seems that the best way to buy a car is to buy an automatic transmission, especially a used car (fans, how embarrassing it is to start stalling).

Summary: There are a lot of automobile exterior panels with sheet metal and spray paint, and the technology is general. Tires and other vulnerable parts should be replaced in time, and the leakage of engine oil pan should be dealt with in time. There is no obvious direct basis to judge that the car is a foam car.

After all, there are no accident blisters that affect the usual driving safety. After feedback on the adjustment of the car's watch, fans don't seem to care very much. After all, the main detection direction needed is to eliminate the suspicion of plastic car. However, Xiao Wang stressed to the fans that although the meter adjustment will not have much impact on the actual use of the vehicle, it will lead to the failure of the vehicle to carry out the corresponding maintenance projects according to the mileage in time, and at the same time, many car owners who don't know about the car are also very vague about the replacement of wearing parts, so it is recommended that fans try to buy used cars with true and transparent mileage.

According to the market situation, the purchase price of car fans can only buy high-profile models with manual transmission at most, but apart from the fact that the car condition is really average, the bigger reason is that this year's epidemic has caused car dealers to change their sales strategies. Like Changan CS75, a best-selling model with large sales volume, it mainly focuses on small profits but quick turnover, fast forward and fast out, and reduces the running volume in exchange for the rapid growth of profits. I can't help but sigh that this year is really suitable for buying used cars.

Finally, remind fans again that buying a car is not buying food! Be sure to do the preparatory work in the early stage, bring a friend who knows the car or find a reliable third-party professional testing agency to avoid being cheated and adding trouble to your later car use.

Ok, fans ~ That's all for today's test assignment. I'm Lao Wang, the inspection technician of the car inspection. If you have a favorite car to test or have car-related problems, please pay attention to us. Car inspector is willing to be your friend who knows cars best!

Like it, like it, and spray it if you don't like it. I repair cars more, study less, and write badly, so please bear with it. If you are as optimistic about the future of the used car industry as we are, or you also want to have an housekeeping skill, then you can trust us privately! You can also learn from the teacher!

This article comes from car home, the author of the car manufacturer, and does not represent car home's position.