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Write ten short stories about law, preferably brief ones. Thank you.

Misunderstanding:

In the early years of Alaska, a couple of young people got married and gave birth to a child. His wife died in childbirth and left behind a child. He was busy with life and busy with housekeeping, so he trained a dog because he had no one to help him look after his children. One day, the owner went out and asked him to take care of his children. He went to another village and was unable to come back that day due to heavy snowfall. I rushed home the next day, and the dog immediately heard the sound and came out to greet its owner. He opened the door and saw blood everywhere. When he looked up, there was blood on the bed. The child was missing. The dog was next to him and his mouth was full of blood. When the owner discovered this situation, he thought the dog had a seizure and ate the child. He was furious. Then, he picked up the knife and slashed the dog's head, killing the dog. After that, I suddenly heard the child's voice and saw him crawling out from under the bed, so he picked up the child. Although there was blood on his body, he was not injured. He was very strange and didn't know what was going on. He looked at the dog's body again and saw that the meat on the legs was gone. There was a wolf next to him with the dog's meat in his mouth. The dog saved the little master, but was accidentally killed by the master. , this is really the most amazing misunderstanding in the world.

Note: Misunderstandings often occur when people do not understand, are irrational, impatient, lack of thinking, fail to consider each other, reflect on themselves, and are extremely emotional. From the beginning of a misunderstanding, one will always only think of the other party's numerous mistakes; therefore, the misunderstanding will get deeper and deeper, reaching the point of being out of control. A misunderstanding between a person and an ignorant animal puppy can have such terrible and serious consequences. , the consequences of such misunderstandings between people are even more unimaginable.

Nails:

There was a boy who had a very bad temper, so his father gave him a bag of nails and told him that whenever he lost his temper, he would nail a bag of nails. A nail is on the backyard fence.

On the first day, the boy hammered 37 nails. Slowly the number of nails per day decreased. He found it easier to control his temper than to drive those nails.

Finally one day the boy no longer lost his patience and lost his temper. He told his father about this, and his father told him that from now on, whenever he can control his temper, he will pull out his hair. Make a nail.

Day after day passed, and finally the boy told his father that he had finally pulled out all the nails.

The father held his hand and came to the backyard and said: You did a good job, my good boy. But look at the holes in those fences. These fences will never be the same again. The words you say when you are angry will leave scars like these nails. If you stab someone with a knife, no matter how many times you say you're sorry, the wound will always be there. The pain of words is as overwhelming as the pain of reality.

Note: People often cause permanent harm because of some persistence that they cannot let go of. If we can all start from ourselves and start treating others with tolerance, I believe you (you) will definitely receive many unexpected results... Helping others open a window means allowing yourself to see a more complete sky. ....

Think before you act:

Most of the colleagues are very excited because a new supervisor has been transferred to the unit. It is said that he is a capable person and was specially sent to rectify the problem. But day by day, the new supervisor has done nothing. He enters the office politely every day, then hides in and seldom goes out. Those bad elements who were originally nervous to death are now even more rampant.

He is a capable person! He's basically a good guy, and he's easier to bully than his previous supervisor!

Four months later, just when I was really trying to feel disappointed for the new supervisor, the new supervisor showed his power-the bad guys were all fired, and the capable ones were promoted. He is quick to strike and decisive, and he seems to be a completely different person from April, who behaves conservatively.

At the year-end dinner, the new supervisor spoke after three rounds of drinks: "I believe everyone must be puzzled by my performance during my new tenure and my subsequent drastic actions. Now listen to me tell a story. Everyone will understand: "I have a friend who bought a house with a courtyard. As soon as he moved in, he completely renovated the yard, cleared away all the weeds and trees, and planted new flowers that he bought. One day, the original When the owner of the house came to visit, he was shocked and asked: "Where are the most precious peonies?" My friend discovered that he had shoveled the peonies as grass.

He later bought them again. He built a house, and although the yard was even more messy, he stood still. Sure enough, the plants that he thought were miscellaneous trees in the winter bloomed with flowers in the spring; the plants that he thought were weeds in the spring turned into brocades in the summer; The trees actually turned red in autumn. It wasn’t until late autumn that they really recognized the useless plants and vigorously eradicated them, thus preserving all the precious vegetation.” At this point, the supervisor raised his glass and said, “Let me pay tribute. Everyone here, because if this office was a garden, you would all be the precious trees in it. The precious trees cannot bear fruit all year round. You can only recognize them after long-term observation.

Kuan Da:

This is the story of a soldier who came back from the Vietnam War. He called his parents from San Francisco and told them: "Mom and Dad, I'm back, but I have an unwelcome request. I want to take him with me. A friend is coming home with me." "Of course!" they replied, "We will be happy to see you." But the son continued, "But there is something I want to tell you first. He was seriously injured in the Vietnam War, missing an arm and a foot. He is now desperate. I want to ask him to come back and live with us."

"Son, I am very sorry, but maybe we will. You can help him find a place to live." The father continued, "Son, you don't know what you are talking about. People with disabilities like him will put a great burden on our lives. We still have our own lives to live. "But you can't just let him ruin it like this. I suggest you go home and forget about him. He will find his own piece of sky." At this time, the son hung up the phone, and his parents never heard from him again. .

A few days later, the parents received a call from the San Francisco Police Department, telling them that their beloved son had fallen and died. Police believe this is a simple suicide. So they flew to San Francisco heartbroken and were led by the police to the morgue to identify their son's body.

That was indeed their son, but what was surprising was that his son only had one arm and one leg.

The parents in this story are just like most of us. It's easy to like people who are good-looking or funny, but it's so hard to like people who cause us inconvenience and discomfort. We would always rather keep our distance from those who are not as healthy, beautiful or smart as us.

But thank God, some people will not be so cruel to us. They love us without regrets and are always willing to accept us no matter how bad we are. Before you go to bed tonight, pray to God to give you the strength to accept others no matter who they are; to help us understand those who are different from us.

There is a magical thing called "friendship" hidden in everyone's heart. You don't know how and when it happens, but you know that it will always bring us special gifts. .

You will also understand that friendship is the most precious gift from God to us! Friends are like rare treasures. They bring laughter and inspire us to succeed. They listen to our hearts and share every compliment with us. Their hearts are always open for us. Tell your friends now how much you care about them.

Trust

One time during class, the professor came to the classroom and said to us: "We will not have class today to do a 'trust' test."

He asked us to line up in two rows facing him, and then the students in the front row fell backwards without using any objects, and the students behind us caught them.

After listening to the professor's words, the students in the two rows looked at each other and laughed tacitly.

We have played this kind of game many times in private. Every time, the students in the front row fell backwards, and the students standing in the back quickly got out. In this way, the students in the front lost their center of gravity and fell on their backs. On the ground. Later, another classmate said that playing such a game, the classmate in front would no longer really fall backwards.

Seeing that we were all ready, the professor said "start". After listening to his instructions, many students standing in front began to lean back little by little, but everyone secretly controlled the balance of their bodies and did not let themselves lose their center of gravity. The classmates behind saw him and knew that the person in front was not really down, so he just stretched out his hand and touched the clothes of the classmate in front lightly in a symbolic way.

At this time, a scene that we did not expect appeared. A boy who was 1.80 meters tall and usually sat in front of me in class fell straight backward. Behind him was a boy A petite girl. Seeing the boy fall towards her, she was stunned for a moment, and then she hugged him with all her strength. It can be seen that the girl is struggling very hard, but she still holds the boy firmly.

After the test, the professor walked up to the podium, pointed at the boy and the girl and said to everyone: "Today's 'trust' test, they were the most successful. Students, What is trust? Trust is like the male classmate just now, who has no wariness or suspicion about others and completely gives himself to others; and this female classmate showed us the best An example of being "trustworthy" is that no matter how difficult it is for you, you will do what others ask you to do. The reason why the two of them were able to succeed in this experiment is because they have perfected their mutual trust in life. We always long for the trust of others and hope that others will trust us, but how many people can trust others? A person is happy if he deserves the trust of others, and a person who trusts others is noble. Students, let us first. Try to be a noble person, and then be a happy person..."

As soon as the professor finished speaking, there was applause in the classroom...

Q: If your family There is a restaurant nearby. The food is expensive, tastes bad, and there are cockroaches crawling on the table. Would you go there again and again just because it is close and convenient?

Answer: You will definitely say, what kind of bad question is this? Who is so stupid to spend money to buy suffering?

But in the same situation, on another occasion, I might do similar stupid things. Many men and women have complained that their lovers or spouses are immoral, half-hearted, and irresponsible. Even though she knew that there would be no good results from being together, and there was already more resentment than love, she still wanted to get involved with him "for some reason" and couldn't break up. To put it bluntly, it’s just for reluctance and habit. Isn’t this the same as visiting a restaurant?

——As a human being, why should we be too persistent? !

Q: If you accidentally lost 100 yuan, and you only knew that it seemed to be lost somewhere you walked by, would you spend 200 yuan in fares to get the 100 yuan back? ?

Answer: A super stupid question.

However, similar things keep happening in life. I did something wrong, knowing that I had a problem, but refused to admit my mistake. Instead, I spent more time making excuses to make others have a bad impression of me. It's the same reason for being scolded but spending countless hours feeling sad. Isn't it just as boring to get angry about something, not to hesitate to harm others, not to waste money, not to waste time, just for revenge? When you lose someone's relationship, you know that everything is irreversible, but you are still so sad. You have been sad for several years, and you have to drink to drown your sorrow, leaving your body broken and broken. In fact, this is of no use at all, it just causes more losses.

——As a human being, why embarrass yourself? !

Q: Do you dare not go out just because you open the newspaper and find that there are car accidents every day?

Answer: What kind of bad question is this? Of course not, that would be called giving up eating because of choking. However, many people have said: The divorce rate is so high now that I don’t dare to fall in love anymore. That's quite natural.

There are also many women who are worried about their significant other after seeing many relevant reports. Isn't this a similar reaction? The so-called optimism means that you have to believe that although the road is difficult and dangerous, I am still the person who can cross the road safely. As long as I am careful, I don't have to be afraid of crossing the road.

——To be a good person, you must first believe in yourself!

Q: Do you believe that everyone can successfully start a career?

Answer: Of course I don’t believe it.

But it has been observed that some people always ask another question after listening to the advice that successful people rack their brains, for example, read more and practice more? Isn't that difficult? We all want to learn English well in 3 minutes and solve all the problems in 5 minutes. Is success so easy? Of course change is difficult. Success is only possible because you are not afraid of difficulties, so you can excel. Once I was sitting in a taxi and heard the driver sigh to himself when he saw the high-end cars in front and behind him: "Oh, why is it so hard for me to make money when other people are so rich?" I asked him on a whim: "Do you think there are people in the world?" What kind of money is easy to make?" He couldn't answer, and after a while he said: It seems that it is easier to make money with other people's money. In fact, every successful person has achieved it through hard work. We really shouldn't complain about our fate.

——Be a human being and rely on yourself!

Question: Do you think that a basketball coach can lead a perfect victory with his eyes closed without going on the basketball court?

Answer: I am sick, of course it is impossible.

However, there are many friends who have no time to take care of themselves, but they invest desperately to open cafes, restaurants, and companies that they don’t understand at all. They are as eager to spend their hard-earned savings as if they are burning their butts. Go ahead and become a confused investor. I always lose more than I make, but I feel like it’s because of bad luck rather than a problem with my ideas.

——As a human being, remember to reflect on yourself!

Cruel Laughter

During the "Thirty Years' War" in Europe in the 17th century, someone invented a "laughter" method. This kind of punishment

is to tie the hands and feet of the prisoner or prisoner of war tightly, and then smear the soles of the feet with honey, sugar juice or salt,

then bring in a goat and let him It licks delicious food at the feet of the prisoner. In this way, the victim will be itchy and unbearable, unable to restrain himself, and eventually die from laughter. According to analysis, if the human body continues to laugh wildly, the air in the lungs will become less and less, and the breathing ability will be lost, resulting in death from extreme hypoxia and suffocation. The cruelty of this disguised form of corporal punishment is actually tantamount to severe torture, but this method of execution seems to bring some kind of killing pleasure to the torturer. .

The Foolish Judge and the Stupid Robber

In February 1983, three robbers in the UK robbed 200 pounds. On the way to escape, they ran out of gasoline

, had to abandon the car and walk, but left his business cards, letters and other sundries in the car.

The police quickly arrested them all based on their business cards.

When hearing the case, a judge said to the robbers: "Stupid robbers like you are unique in the world.

Now, I allow you to rob again, If you can prevent the police from solving the case within a week, I will let you go free. Otherwise, I will punish you severely for stupid robbery. ”

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This is probably unique in the world.

Family Cells

In recent years, overcrowding has occurred in U.S. prisons, causing the relevant authorities a deep

headache. In order to solve this thorny problem, Tom Moody, a 30-year-old product manufacturer and marketer in Florida, USA, not long ago invented a unique electronic monitoring device, making it possible for the American judicial system to appear

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A major reform - the establishment of "family cells" to lock minor criminals at home to serve their sentences.

The electronic monitoring device invented by Tom Moody is two separate electronic devices: a transmitter and a

monitor.

The so-called "transmitter" is actually a "bracelet" fixed on the prisoner's arm. This pair of plastic transmitter "bracelets" filled with electronic components is 4 centimeters wide. It is not afraid of any collision, has good sealing performance and has no impact on the prisoner's body. But if the prisoner tries to free it from his arm, it immediately emits a special signal. The so-called "guard" is actually a machine "guard" placed in the prisoner's home. The monitor is 16 centimeters high, 14 centimeters long and 10 centimeters wide. It will report all movements of prisoners to the electronic monitoring center of the police station in a timely and faithful manner. In principle, prisoners can only move within 500 meters of the prison. If the prisoner exceeds this activity range, the electronic monitoring device will immediately send an alarm signal to the nearby police station.

According to reports, an electronic "bracelet" only costs $10. Although it costs 15,000 US dollars to build an electronic monitoring center, it can reduce the pressure on American prisons from too many prisoners, and in the long run, it will also make The relevant authorities have saved a lot of money, so some state governments in the United States have decided to adopt Tom Moody's invention and establish a "family prison" system.

A joke imprisoned for 69 years

A young man named Sirudun, who was born in Ireland, made a joke that made fun of the bald head of King Louis XIV of France.

As a result, he was imprisoned for 69 years.

Siludun was originally the successor of a wealthy man in Europe. In 1674, when he was 9 years old, he studied at the Lycée de Créromont in Paris. One day King Louis XIV came to the school. The school authorities thought it was a great honor and changed the name of the school to "King Louis High School". The naughty Siruton said to his classmates Just kidding

Jokingly said: "The king is bald, and the school was originally called Crérumon (which means bald in French).

It is quite appropriate, but not unnecessary. Have you changed it again?" This was originally said as a joke, but it was reported to the school authorities and soon reached the ears of the king. The king was furious at this. As a result,

Siluton was sent to the Bastille for lese majeste and was held in solitary confinement for 69 years. When Sirudun was released, the radiant and beautiful young man had become a shambling old man.

Forcing beautiful women to wear skull masks

There was a beautiful woman in Italy named Rosala Montaponi. Whenever she appears on the streets of the ancient city of Florence, there will inevitably be a frenzy of marriage proposals. The young people started a life-and-death fight to woo her.

Some cowardly young people even committed suicide because they could not get Rosala's love. The parents of these young people blamed Rosala for their son's death, so they filed lawsuits against Rosala in court. In response, the judge sentenced her to facial torture, which was to leave a mark on her face with a red-hot iron. However, due to her beauty, no executioner was willing to commit such a murderous act. In the end, the judge had to change the sentence and ordered her to wear a skull mask for a long time. So, poor she kept wearing the skull mask for 40 years until her beauty completely disappeared.

License Plate Tombstone

In order to protect the safety of people's lives and property, police from all over the world have tried every means to advise

drivers to avoid or Reduce various traffic accidents.

The Department of Transportation of Samford City, Malaysia, posted a notice in the city during Traffic Safety Week:

Sir, please drive at a speed of no more than 30 miles per hour. You can enjoy the beautiful scenery of this city. The scenery; over 60 miles, please come to the courthouse; over 80 miles, welcome to the city's emergency hospital with the latest equipment; over 100 miles, please rest in peace!

Beside a highway in the United States, there is a sign like this:

Three people have fallen to death here. Are you willing to be the fourth one?

At a sharp bend on a road on the West Coast of the United States, there is an eye-catching placard:

If your car can swim, please drive straight without braking.

At the intersection of a small border city in Mexico, a traffic sign hangs, which reads:

Drivers, please pay attention to your steering wheel - there are no doctors or hospitals in this city. Three no medicines.

There is a section of the Pan-American Highway in Chile. There are some graves scattered along the road with rolling yellow sand.

The tombstones of these graves are nailed with car license plates. The "owners" all died in car accidents.

These license plate tombstones can not only commemorate the unfortunate deceased, but also remind passing drivers to drive carefully. For the sake of safety, drivers

when passing by this place, they have to stop in front of the tomb to water the flowers or lay flowers to pay their respects.

Eye-viewing polygraph detection

For half a century, the police have often used instruments to detect polygraphs on criminal suspects. By testing the human nervous system

An unconscious reaction to something is tested. However, Steve, the police chief of Hasalrist City in East Illinois, USA, invented a new technology for polygraph detection without any equipment

——Observation Eye polygraph.

Steve's new technology is based on the following principle: "The activity of the eyes has a certain pattern. When people

remember and make things up, the eyes will have different Activity pattern. "So, "just by observing a person's eye movements, facial expressions and mental state, you can determine whether he is lying." He specifically pointed out. , this new technology can be mastered by anyone and applied to police work and daily life.

Steve has used this polygraph technique to help colleagues across the country solve hundreds of cases.

In a case where an 18-year-old female student was beaten to death, the police investigated for a year and only narrowed down the

murderers to two men. There was not enough evidence to prosecute them. After Steve intervened in the case, he analyzed that a girl in the same dormitory as the victim might have some clues, so he began to interrogate her. When asked about her name, address and other questions, he found that her eyes turned to the left when answering.

When asked about the name of the murderer, her eyes turned to the right. He immediately interrupted the girl. and told her:

"You're lying!" In this way, during the two hours of interrogation, when the female student's eyes turned to the right, Steve Cut off the topic; when her eyes turn to the left, let her continue. Finally, the female student confessed the entire process of killing her female classmate.

A lawsuit that lasted 23 years for a hair

In 1900, the court in the French city of Chateau Garhe added an additional sentence to a house purchase and sale dispute case that had been accepted 23 years ago

Judgment: The seller returns to the other party a hair which he received from the buyer Busano 23 years ago.

Why bother? A 23-year legal battle over a mere hair.

The buyer Busano said: "For a person, a hair may not be important, but the hair I gave to the seller

is not an ordinary hair, and a person Proof of trustworthiness. "It turns out that there is a custom in Gahburg City that in any buying and selling activities, the buyer must take out a piece of his hair and hand it to the seller as a letter.

Credentials used.

Busano entered into the above-mentioned sales contract with the seller to purchase the house 23 years ago. He pulled out a hair from his

head and gave it to the seller. However, the seller changed his mind and no longer wanted to sell the house. As a result,

both parties terminated the contract. Busano asked the seller to return the hair to him. Because the seller refused to admit that he had taken Busano's hair, a dispute broke out and the lawsuit was brought to court. The lawsuit lasted for 23 years.

Redress the grievances of the people

"Three Kingdoms·Jian Yong Biography" records: When Liu Bei was the ruler of Shu, there was a year of drought and food shortage

All around. In order to survive the famine, Liu Bei banned the use of grain to make wine, and violators would be punished. In order to put an end to the misuse of food, he sent officials to look around. In one place, officials found a set of brewing utensils in an ordinary person's home. No matter how the family explained, Liu Bei still threw him into prison.

Jian Yong felt that Liu Bei's handling of this matter was inappropriate. He repeatedly complained about this innocent person in front of Liu Bei

and advised Liu Bei to give him a lighter punishment. Liu Bei Refuse to listen.

One day, Jian Yong and Liu Bei went for a walk in the wild. They suddenly saw a man and a woman walking on the road in front of them.

He then took advantage of his plan and said to Liu Bei: "My lord, please quickly order that man and woman to be arrested and questioned." Liu Bei

asked inexplicably: "Why do you arrest people so casually? "A man and a woman alone in the wilderness must have an affair."

Liu Bei said: "You need evidence to catch the adulterer!" Jian Yong imitated Liu Bei's attitude in handling the case of drinking utensils at home and said:

"Both of these two men and women are mature men and women, and both have the tools to commit adultery. Why can't they be caught?" Liu Bei

After hearing this, he suddenly felt remorseful and died after returning home. The people released the man who had wine-making equipment at home, but did not have the grain to make wine.

Luozhulin Broken Cloth

There is a farmer named Pomegranate in a certain village, who has always been loyal and honest. One day, Pomegranate borrowed a piece of white cloth from his neighbor because his wife was ill and had no money to treat her. He drove the donkey into the city to sell it. Halfway through, I met a blind man who told fortunes and asked for a ride into the city. Pomegranate took pity on him because he was blind and had difficulty walking, so he helped him onto the donkey's back and led the donkey in front of him.

When they arrived in the city, the blind man hugged the white cloth and got off the donkey, then turned around and left. Pomegranate asked in confusion: "What? Do you want to rely on my cloth?" The blind man said not to be outdone: "After riding your donkey for a while, how come my cloth is gone?" Has it become yours?" The two people couldn't argue, and the noise attracted a group of onlookers. At this time, someone in the crowd asked the blind man: "You said that the cloth is yours, what proof do you have?" The blind man said: "I

This cloth is thirty seven feet long and one foot eight wide. I don't believe you. Measure it." "The man measured it, and it turned out that it was not bad.

It turned out that when the blind man was riding on the donkey, he secretly measured the cloth with his hands.

The people present all accused Pomegranate of cheating on the blind man. Pomegranate has always been capable, but it is just a dumpling in a teapot.

There are people in the stomach that cannot be poured out, and now it is even more important. He felt that he was full of injustice.

It happened that Luo Zhulin was visiting relatives in the city that day, and he saw this scene clearly.

Luo Zhulin was well aware of Pomegranate's character. After the people's discussion subsided a little, he deliberately said loudly: "Hey, fortune teller, your blue cloth is so brightly dyed! The blind man hurriedly said: "The child's mother's family has a dyeing room. How can it be dyed well?" This piece of blue cloth of mine is valuable! Luo Zhulin saw that he had exposed his secrets and hurriedly took the opportunity to say: "Look, everyone, does this piece of cloth belong to him?" "People immediately realized: this cloth does not belong to the blind man. So they scolded the blind man for his bad conscience and criticized the pomegranate cloth. The blind man stretched out his hand. Slap yourself in the face.

Pretend to be deaf and cheat

Xiao Yu, a member of the criminal police of the Public Security Department, was ordered to track the leader of a smuggling group.

After changing into plain clothes, he boarded the passenger ship bound for Chongqing with the smugglers

and shared the same cabin with the smugglers. When the ship reached the Three Gorges,

passengers walked out of the cabin one after another to watch the beautiful scenery on both sides of the river. The smuggler also walked out. In order to monitor the criminal's suitcase, Xiao Yu pretended to be fascinated by a book and stayed alone in the cabin. After a while, a charming girl walked into the cabin. Seeing that Xiao Yu was the only one in the cabin, she walked to his bed

with a smile. Before he could understand what was going on, the woman's face suddenly darkened, she tore open the buttons of her blouse, revealing her snow-white breasts, and lowered her voice and said to Xiao Yu: "Hurry up. Give me your wallet, otherwise I

will call someone and say you are teasing me."

Xiao Yu was shocked. He didn't expect such a person to come out on the way." "Cheng Yaojin" came, the money was given

How would she track the smugglers in the future? If she shouted that she wanted to do something bad again, he couldn't tell her anything. If you go to the police, you can explain it clearly, but if your identity is exposed, all your efforts will be wasted. Now that his identity is revealed and he is caught, the smuggler will be alerted and the smuggler will escape. Xiao Yu's mind was running rapidly. Suddenly he had an idea, and then he made gestures, screamed, and wrote on a piece of paper with a pen: "I am a deaf-mute, and I didn't know you were there." "What are you talking about?"

The woman was stunned, not knowing what was going on. Seeing that no one was in the room, she quickly wrote down what she just said on the paper

and handed it to her. Xiaoyu looked. Xiao Yu had quick eyes and quick hands. When he saw the other party was about to tear up the note, he snatched it over and stuffed it into his pocket. Suddenly stood up and said: "You get out, otherwise I will hand the note to the police."

The woman saw that the mute suddenly spoke and grabbed her own handle, so she had to leave angrily. .

The real second lieutenant outsmarts the fake colonel

At about 4 pm on December 11, 1990, Ajigelde is located in the Turpan Basin of the "Fire Continent"

The village is boiling. A colonel with "two bars and three stars" eloquently promoted the conscription policy, attracting dozens of pairs of eyes. Many young people signed up on the spot under his encouragement.

At this time, a young and beautiful Uighur girl came forward and asked sweetly: "Chief, can I

sign up? I have a specialty, I can dance the wheat. Xi Laifu."

"Great! Our military region song and dance troupe is short of dancers. What is your name?

" "Adalanti, justice means."

"Okay, you pay the 20 yuan registration fee first."

"Okay, don't say 20 yuan, even 200, I am willing ." The girl straightened her chest and put her feet together to form a standard stance. She asked the colonel: "Do you think I look like a soldier?"

"I look like a soldier."

"Chief, someone made a bet with me that he must say that his military ID card is Blue, I said it was red."

"You're right!"

"The soldier testified that it was also red."

"Yes, yes," the colonel said, patting the girl on the shoulder.

Adalanti shook off the colonel's hand and said sternly: "It's time for your play to end, what a lie

Colonel!"

It turned out that Adalanti was the captain of a second lieutenant unit of the Xinjiang Military Region. She was on vacation to visit relatives. When passing by the village, she saw the "colonel" acting strangely. After several tests, she confirmed that he was a fake. After interrogation, it was found that the fake colonel was a farm worker and that he had stolen the colonel's military uniform from a bathroom in a certain department.