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What do employees fear most in the workplace?

What are you most afraid of? That must be a job handover.

You have to do things in any unit, but you can't do things behind closed doors. You have to change shifts or shifts.

It would be nice if everything was in line with the rules and regulations, but everyone who has worked in the unit knows that work is more flexible. ...

To put it simply, I won't do it. The next class will do it. ...

I'm not afraid. I'm afraid the inspector will find a way. ...

I didn't show it. If the collective performance is not up to standard, the leader will find someone else. ...

Things must be completed, and leaders only need results.

Everyone with a fixed salary has the same salary, and it is particularly painful to meet people who do nothing but do things. If he doesn't do what you do, he will do more, and whoever does more will take the blame. This is better than doing nothing. He will be an excellent employee.

Be a vicious competitive sales and rob customers. ...

I had a headache, so I found a leisure job to muddle along. In the third month of work, few people in the company can call my name ┑ (д) ┍.

Low key enough ...

In this way, someone can throw me a pot.

I am the only one in this department, and the head of the department has been transferred to other places to temporarily assist another department.

In other words, I am a completely redundant person and have no actual work. I just need to get to work on time.

The work content is that my department goes through the process every day, and the extra work will be assigned by the department head, but I don't have a department head (~ ~).

So, apart from my current company, no boss really comes to me for help, or I really sit and play with my mobile phone every day to sleep. ...

As a slacker, you should have the basic qualities of a slacker: don't offend people!

The more you mix up, the more you should keep a low profile and build good interpersonal relationships so that no one will target you.

So I always help others if they need any help. Although no one knows my name, everyone can say hello and chat.

Then, there came another big sister who was in a similar situation to me. She belongs to the department and hasn't confessed yet. She is alone.

Her working hours coincide with mine, that is, when I get off work, she just goes to work, saying that it is a handover, but there is no overlap in work.

The nature of two people's work is different. The only handover content is whether there is anything to be handed over, or the leader gives an explanation.

But her supervisor will explain these things, so it's really just a formality.

but ...

This sister is always late.

In fact, it doesn't matter if you are late, because of the staffing problem in our department, there is no need to punch in at all.

So even if you are late and leave early, no one cares. Just do what you do and don't make mistakes. Just don't be complained.

As a result, this big sister reported me leaving early 233333.

Heaven and earth conscience, the company has heating, tea and quilts. If you said I might be late, why did I leave early after work? ...

The department director who hung me up at the scene came to me to find out about the situation. ...

I said, it's simple. Take a photo at work and get a punch card machine.

Then the company specially got a punch machine 23333 for both of us.

As mentioned above, I actually like to stay in the company. I have everything but nothing to do.

But this big sister is miserable. I tried to get off work fifteen minutes late, but my eldest sister didn't show up.

Later I learned that she was about 30 minutes late on average, so I said that I hadn't seen her for half a month after I got off work on time.

Actually, just punch in. I asked her to take a picture. This is a complete scam. ...

Because there is no one in her department, no one cares about gfd. My photos have been sent to the company group.

In addition to gfd, she must come to the company to dress up in advance to take photos.

I don't care, I just make a card after work (╯3╰)

Therefore, there will always be such a group of people with brains who are half an hour late every day and don't know what to do.  ̄ェ ̄)

I had a rest the day before yesterday, and the goods didn't bring my keys or punch in late (▽).

Actually, it's very easy. I am the only one who uses this punch card machine. I told her that the punch card machine was broken.

If not, hit the punch card machine. Anyway, our supervisor is not local, so we can only go through the written process to make up the punch card.

The company will move next month, and there is no problem of equipment damage. This is just an old one.

So I said decisively: Go to the supervisor and see what to do!

Fuck you! Fuck you!