Positive jokes about positive jokes.

1. One morning, it was very cold. My friend and I went to the bank to withdraw money. We happened to meet an armored car to add money, so we had to wait by. The friend asked, "Are your hands frozen stiff?" I said coldly, "Frozen hands!" In an instant, four guns were pointed at us.

2. One day, a prisoner was shot. Because of the poor quality of the bullet, the first shot was not fired, and then the second shot and the third shot were fired. At this time, the prisoner cried and hugged the bailiff's thigh and said, "You strangle me, it's too scary."

3. When a person meets God, God gives that person a wish, and that person thinks and talks. It is said that cats have nine lives. Please give me nine lives. God agreed. One day, the man was bored, so he wanted to die. In short, he has nine lives, lying on the tracks. As a result, a train passed by and the man was still dead. Why? Because that train has 10 knots.