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How to write the central sentence of giant panda?

According to Baidu Library, the central sentence describing the characteristics of pandas is as follows:

1, when it eats bamboo, it grabs the bamboo tightly first, as if afraid that someone will rob it. Then, he looked around and ate bamboo with relish. Maybe he was so absorbed in eating that he ignored me after I called several times. After eating bamboo, it wiped its mouth with its fat claws and lay down lazily.

Although panda is a greedy animal, I regard its greed as cute. Although the panda is a clumsy animal, I regard its clumsiness as a joke. Although not as fierce as a lion or as clever as a monkey, it is docile and lovely than a lion.

When you hear about pandas, everyone will be ecstatic. That clumsy body and funny appearance are really pleasing.

Giant panda (scientific name: Ailuropodamelanoleuca): a mammal of the genus Giant Panda in Xiong Ke. There are only two subspecies. Males are slightly older than females. Fat as a bear, plump and rich, with a round head and a short tail. Head and body length 1.2- 1.8m, tail length 10- 12cm. The weight is 80- 120kg, and the maximum weight can reach 180kg. The body color is black and white, the cheeks are round, there are big "dark circles", the iconic inner eight-character walking, and claws as sharp as scalpels. The skin of the giant panda is thick, and the thickest part can reach10 mm. The black-and-white appearance is conducive to hiding in dense forests and trees covered with snow, and it is not easy to be found by natural enemies.