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Fifty-six essays on night running to lose weight and take pictures and post them on WeChat Moments

A story about running at night to lose weight and take photos to post on WeChat Moments (Part 1)

1. Fat people have no future. No matter how beautiful your soul is, you are still a kind-hearted fat person! !

2. Thin people look good in whatever they wear, while fat people look ugly in whatever they wear! ugly! ugly!

3. It’s not easy to make excuses for yourself! ! !

4. Happiness is to find someone who makes you want to work hard to lose weight for him, but that person always pats you on the head and says, eat more, don’t be hungry

5. I only wanted to lose weight, but I ended up being a foodie.

6. Is anyone like me? Home is really a place to lose weight.

7. A woman who loves to eat! If you love eating more, if you take one less bite, what will happen? Can you die? It’s been a long time since I’ve had anything to eat. Ever since I was a child, have I been at a disadvantage to you? Why is that so. Shameless, eat, eat, eat, look at your fat face, what qualifications do you have to eat! Damn fat woman!

8. If you want to prove to others, where is your ambition?

9. In fact, losing weight means eating less and moving more. Choose the method you believe in and stick to it. , it is effective. It is useless to doubt the absolute force from the beginning.

10. If you keep showing off, your boyfriend won’t want you anymore! Do you think he said you are fat and cute? It’s true that you have just the right physique! You still have no idea! Your boyfriend wants 170CM200J, don’t you look cute?

11. Enjoy it for a moment in your mouth, but you will have fat on your buttocks for a lifetime.

12. Do you want others to say that you are beautiful, sing well... and add the attributive word "fat" to all your advantages?

13. I am negative about losing weight. Can you disqualify me from being fat?

14. Summer is coming! Don't wear skirts because of your elephant legs!

15. Don’t eat because of excuses such as “MC is coming”, “fear of nutritional imbalance”, etc., fat man.

16. Don’t just think about how you will look if you lose weight without making any efforts.

17. Do you like handsome guys? Does this handsome guy like you? With all the fat on his head! Which country are you kidding? I have the nerve to say I like handsome guys. Disgusting?

18. Xu Xiyuan eats one banana a day for three weeks. So you see, you just have to be patient. Why can't you when others can?

19. Lose weight quickly and burn your fat. Copywriting on running at night to lose weight and take photos and post on social media (Part 2)

20. No matter what method you use to lose weight, as long as you don’t control it, you will definitely rebound successfully!

21. No amount of handsome guys can stop me from losing weight. How can I seduce you if I don’t lose weight?

22. Many people are asking me how I lose weight. In fact, there is no shortcut to losing weight. It is just exercise and diet. This is my secret.

23. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind-hearted you are, you are just a fat guy.

24. When we are laughed at by thin people, we always say angrily that we want to lose weight, but how often do we persist, and then the next time we are laughed at, we will make up our minds. If we don’t persist, we will deserve it. You have been laughed at by them again and again, who told you that you can't persevere!

25. In fact, at the moment when you want to give up, tell yourself to hold on just a little longer and it will pass.

26. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait until you lose weight.

27. No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don’t want me to call you fat, stop eating from now on. If you are hungry, drink water; if you are hungry, go to sleep.

28. You don’t dare to grin when taking pictures, right? You don’t dare to wear light-colored pants, right? This is the biggest sorrow of fat people! ! Do you know why those thin people are thinner than you? Because when she is trying her best to persuade you to eat to take care of your body, she is making excuses not to eat as much as possible! ! Even if you eat it, it’s still vegetarian, and it’s symbolic!

29. Look at your fat face, what qualifications do you have to eat! ! ! !

30. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait until you lose weight.

31. There are two me in the world, the me who is a foodie and the me who really wants to lose weight.

32. I am losing weight, but I am not dieting or exercising. I am using my thoughts - I will lose weight.

33. Why are you so shameless, eating, eating, eating?

34. Sometimes being busy and running around is not a bad thing. It can make us experience the fullness of our days and forget all our worries and unhappiness.

35. I have lost weight before, and the thought of it makes me sad.

36. [Mo Yan: Every girl who shouts about losing weight has a mouth that can’t stop]

37. Beautiful women are naturally picked up by hundreds of cars at once. Let her choose.

38. Others are running for their dreams, but you are lying down and dreaming. A story about running at night to lose weight and take photos and post them on WeChat Moments (Part 3)

39. If you slim down your face, you will save a lot of cosmetics.

40. When you can’t hold on, think about the name of your love rival

41. Modern human beings are pathetic, their lives are too wasteful, their consciousness level has regressed, they don’t save water and electricity, and their motorcycles are messy. Flying, it is difficult to reduce emissions and lose weight. We are familiar with the flooding of the environment. We must reduce emissions and slow down global warming. The world joins forces to resist.

42. If you want to lose weight, don’t always make excuses for yourself. Less ink, will you die if you are decisive?

43. Anyone who says I don’t need to lose weight is a bad person.

44. Good morning everyone in Beijing. The weather is very good today and I am in a good mood because I have successfully lost weight. I lost 11 kilograms. This is a photo before losing weight. This is a photo after losing weight. How about.

45. Losing weight is a very simple thing, just eat less and move more. Don't make it too complicated, as it will be bad for your health or cause psychological problems, which will only cause more trouble.

46. Why do you like eating so much? Are you having sex with meat or something?

47. God gave me a heart to lose weight, but did not give me a plan to lose weight. mouth.

48. You don’t dare to grin when taking pictures, right? You don’t dare to wear light-colored pants, right? This is the biggest sorrow of fat people! Do you know why those thin people are thinner than you? Because while she is trying to persuade you to eat more to take care of your body, she herself makes excuses not to eat as much as possible! Even if you eat it, it’s still vegetarian, and it’s symbolic! no way! Thin guy! Small stomach! If you don’t restrain yourself, you will envy others for the rest of your life!

49. If you want to lose weight, eat meat first. This way you can lose weight.

50. Do you know why those thin people are thinner than you! Because when she is trying to persuade you to eat something to take care of your body, she is making excuses not to eat as much as possible! ! ! Even if you eat it, it’s still vegetarian, and it’s symbolic! ! ! no way! Thin guy! Small stomach! ! ! If you don’t restrain yourself, you will envy others for the rest of your life! ! !

51. Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its own temperament.

52. A friend told me that she would come to see me again when she lost weight. I felt tight after hearing this. This was probably the most tactful farewell.

53. I cry out in my heart that I want to lose weight. If I eat more, I won’t gain weight. I will eat the same thing tomorrow. I say one more thing every day. If I eat more, I won’t gain weight. Are you sure that your weight will not increase but will only decrease?

54. I have tried many ways to lose weight, but I still have this fat.

55. You have to encourage yourself and prove to yourself and some idiots that even if you were fat before, you will lose weight and become beautiful one day!

56. There are no ugly women, only fat women.

A humorous comment about skipping to lose weight, taking photos and posting on WeChat Moments

A humorous comment about skipping to lose weight, taking photos and posting on Moments (Part 1)

1. If a woman cannot even control her own weight , how to control your own life.

2. What you choose is not food, you are choosing your body and a lifestyle!

3. I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I just haven’t lost weight.

4. How do people who can’t even control their weight control their lives?

5. Fat people without boyfriends! Do you know why no boyfriend knows! Who wants you if you are so cool? Nowadays, men from the Shape Association are everywhere! Look at the fat on your thighs! Calf muscles! You are a frog but still a toad! Look at those fat arms of yours! Why don't you become a sumo wrestler?

6. Being tired is the cruelest way to lose weight.

7. Cai Yilin worked so hard and had nothing to eat when he was in college. He is also a human being, so we shouldn’t feel so sorry for ourselves.

8. One second you are talking about losing weight, the next second you are eating until you are full. It's cute, but if it always happens like this, I believe it's a flaw of will.

9. Losing weight is my lifelong career!

10. I am not fat, I am just not obviously thin.

11. Regardless of age, beauty is a must. There are no excuses for losing weight. If you can fatten yourself, you must be able to lose weight. 20-year-old women should be smarter than 20-year-old girls. You should know how picky this society is about women. You have to be thin and don’t think too much.

12. We are fat people, fat people with overnutrition. It won’t hurt if we eat less!

13. Look at your fat face, what qualifications do you have to eat! ! ! !

14. Big S ate one banana a day for three weeks. So you see, just be patient! Why can't you when others can?

15. Do you like to watch the boy you like being snatched away by the girl you hate?

16. Life becomes more nourishing when you watch beautiful women one by one. Why? Beautiful women naturally call for more than a hundred cars to pick them up and drop them off, letting her choose.

17. All kinds of vegetable health treasures, you can adjust your diet to a variety of ways. Cabbage is a diuretic and detoxifies, cucumbers are effective in losing weight, leeks are warm and appetizing, eating loofah in summer can clear the veins, celery can lower high blood pressure, I wish you a healthy summer.

18. Little S said, "Women who weigh more than three digits have no future!" I want a future!

19. Treat all delicious food as poison and never eat it without looking at it.

20. Anyone who says I don’t need to lose weight is a bad person.

21. Stop losing weight, being ugly is not the fault of the meat at all! A humorous comment about skipping to lose weight and taking photos to post on WeChat Moments (Part 2)

22. I had a desire to lose weight, but I ended up being a foodie.

23. The person who loves you the most wants to give you a hug, but accidentally moves away!

24. Think about the way other people look at extinct dinosaurs

25. I want to fall in love! Be the most beautiful bride.

26. Don’t always talk about losing weight. Remember when I was the skinniest, I was only five and a half pounds!

27. Regardless of age, beauty is a must. There is no excuse to lose weight. If you can make yourself fatter, you must be able to lose weight. You should know how picky this society is about women~~~You must be thin~Don’t think too much many!

28. People like you deserve to cry in front of those XS beautiful clothes!

29. Make your current boyfriend decent, make your past boyfriend regretful, and make your future boyfriend amazing.

30. If you want to be thin, you have to pay a price. If you can’t bear it, you will continue to be among the fat people.

31. When it comes to health care in the hot summer, don’t worry, eat fruits and vegetables frequently, and pay attention to nutrition and health care.

Change the air frequently in the morning and evening, and close the windows before going to bed at night. If you want to lose weight, go to the park often.

32. I like my shadow in the sunset, it makes me look tall and thin.

33. Actually I will lose weight, I just want to gain weight for a while for fun.

34. Do you just like others to point out your ugly figure?

35. The saddest thing is that the figure is very skinny and the face is very plump. Is there any?

36. Aren’t you afraid that someone will secretly admire your courage behind your back?

37. Those who want to lose weight but have no willpower and like to eat are hopeless. If you want to lose weight, don’t make fucking excuses for yourself. Less ink and decisiveness will kill you? If you want to lose weight, you have to pay the price. If you can't bear it, just continue to be among the fat people. There are so many fat people in the world, so you are not inferior.

38. Hold on! Don't even eat it! You are so tender, how can you still have the nerve to eat when you are so fat?

39. Life becomes more nourishing when you look at beautiful women. Why?

40. Do you often feel that another month has passed without you realizing it, and then you start to regret it? So have you ever thought, if I eat less this month and move more, will I be able to lose weight? We always complain about the hard time when losing weight. In fact, if you correct your attitude and grit your teeth, a few months will pass!

41. Even if you survive the entire harsh winter in expectation and anxiety, the next season may not be spring.

42. What I want is to be thin, and that’s what I want. I can’t have both, so I’ll just leave. Forty-six humorous comments on night running for physical fitness and posted on WeChat Moments

One humorous comment on night running for physical fitness posted on WeChat Moments

1. I am so happy when I am tired from running. , because I am still alive, alive.

2. Almost all those who can persist in running are successful people.

3. I was very tired after running at night and thought I would fall asleep when I got home. Isn’t it said that exercise will improve my mood? Why is it becoming more and more uncomfortable and disappointing?

4. Who knew that my insomnia would get worse every night after I started running.

5. I want to use you as a toilet seat, because when I don’t like you, I like to sit on your butt to death.

6. When you are misunderstood and feel very distressed, just go for a run.

7. You may not believe it, but I insist on running even during the holidays.

8. I shout to run every day, and today I finally clocked in. I wish I could clock in every day just like going to work.

9. Take a walk around the happy park to capture the fragrance of freedom; exercise around the happy avenue to gain healthy factors; sing to the tall green mountains and play the rhythm of vitality

10. If there were no ifs, I would grow old together with you.

11. Running makes me understand that life is like a marathon. If you hesitate, others will easily surpass you. If you rush to the finish line regardless of obstacles, you will succeed in the end and enjoy the joy of success.

12. Every time when I can’t run anymore, I touch the tire on my belly and I gain endless motivation.

13. Heal the wound wherever you fall.

14. Love never ends, it has just begun!

15. Go for a run! While your years are good, while time is still young, change your way of life and meet a better version of yourself.

16. Just like snowflakes go through spring, summer and autumn just to be white throughout the harsh winter. Squat down, hold your head high, and set off... With a slight lift of your feet, you caught the attention of the whole audience. You waved your hand gracefully, satisfying the silent waiting.

17. Love life, love running, love everything in life now, so beautiful.

18. Running is the best medicine to overcome laziness.

19. When you feel depressed, night running is a good choice ~ The stars are so beautiful today!

20. The sun is shining brightly today. I just finished my run and I feel so good. Sweating during exercise is the best cosmetic!

21. The body is like a machine. It will rust if it remains stationary for a long time, and it will age if it is not maintained.

22. One year of running is change, three years of running is transformation, and ten years of running is infinite.

23. While it’s not too late, run one at night! Exercise can strengthen the body, get rid of all worries, and make the body and mind healthier! A humorous talk about running at night to exercise and post it on WeChat Moments Part 2

24. The best running state: not fast, but strong; the best compliment for a runner: not fast, but strong .

25. No one can take your place, even running!

26. If a person does not regularly engage in fitness, his body cannot be strong. Bacon.

27. Run for 50 minutes every day and eat more fruits and vegetables. I feel that my mental state is much better than before.

28. The light posture of the javelin in the air is a combination of the athletes' strong strength and skilled skills. Who can win in this fierce competition? Let us wait and see, let us shout and cheer for them! Only those who combine strength and skill into one can win the crown of victory! 7. How many times have I sweated like rain, and the pain has filled my memory, just because I always believe that only by fighting hard can I win.

29. If silk is not woven, it will not form a web, and if the body is not trained, it will not be strong.

30. Regardless of speed and distance, I first insist on running every day and try not to stop.

31. Higher, faster, stronger!

32. Despite this, I almost never think about serious things. I run, just run.

33. Don’t care how much you run, what’s more important is whether you run or not!

34. Imagine running, which is far more tiring than taking steps.

35. Funny sentences suitable for running posts in Moments. Humorous running copywriting in Moments (Picture 8)

36. Follow the natural way and nourish your natural body.

37. Running can produce happy substances.

38. Only your shoes know how much you have run, and only they understand you.

39. In the paradise of youth, we should run as much as we can without fear of falling, let alone injury.

40. I believe victory will belong to you, but on this journey, you need to face it with a brave heart.

41. Running is running, running a marathon is running a marathon, and marathon is just a small event in running events.

42. Youth is about running. Don’t be afraid of falling. No matter where you fall, it is not a shame.

43. Running includes morning running, night running, jogging, etc. Running in the rain - running in the rain will turn into a drowned rat.

44. Irritated, irritable and irritable? Let exercise soothe your nerves and relax your depressed mood!

45. During these few hours and dozens of minutes of running, one seems to have crossed a turbulent and complicated river and arrived at a calm lake. Nothing can stop your inner peace and tranquility.

46. I like to sweat profusely while running. Likes to breathe freely and rapidly. Fifty-six pieces of emotional copywriting that are most likely to be popular in the circle of friends

Article 1 of emotional copywriting that is most likely to be popular in the circle of friends

1. We are all people who never leave their mobile phones. If you want to I replied to your message early. Don't give everything you have at every turn. Instead of being humbled into the dust, it is better to leave some pride and love to yourself, and then live well. It is better to miss each other than to miss each other, and it is better not to see each other for a long time.

2. How many people still remember me in this forgotten world.

3. Some regrets are destined to be carried for a lifetime.

4. When you are tired, take a rest on the shore. Don’t forget what you once had, cherish what you have gained more, don’t give up what belongs to you, and keep what you have lost as memories. Don't regret your choice. Only when you are suffering can you know how to be satisfied. Only when you are hurt can you enjoy life. Only when you are hurt can you know how to be strong.

5. As soon as your little mouth pouts, I have been deeply infatuated with you; as soon as your little hands wave, I run to you with all my strength; every time you shout, my heart has no direction. My dear, you are my favorite and my eternal yearning.

6. There is only one choice in life, and there is only one choice in life. If you choose, you will regret it.

7. Whenever I think of you in the dead of night, tears can’t help but flow down. That’s because I love you.

8. Get up by yourself when you fall. Don’t expect the people around you to help you. Even if you are scratched or injured, you have to endure it and heal yourself. There is no falling, no real growth.

9. Why should I be afraid of summer? You are like the gentle breeze that refuses to come.

10. If I don’t reply to your message, then take a look at your last sentence in our chat box. Does it look like someone can pick up the conversation?

11. Love at first sight is also love, but it is only short-lived.

12. I have never changed, but I know that some things and words must be kept in my heart, and only I can understand and read them.

13. In life, whatever you care about will torture you; whatever you care about will trouble you. Even if it is a big thing, when you face it with a let-it-take-it-nature mentality, you will find that it is actually nothing, you just think too complicatedly.

14. At noon, the sun hung motionless overhead, burning everything. Even the trees seemed to be exhausted and hung their branches motionlessly.

15. I can never spend my whole life waiting for your possibility.

16. Gradually I feel that all the days that cannot be returned have their own reasons, and all the people who cannot come back also have their own reasons.

17. People who regret it are going to hit the wall. So if I wait for the fee, won’t I make a windfall?

18. Don’t be sad. Tomorrow will be even sadder. Trying all the splendors of the world will not make up for the sadness of a lifetime.

19. Accept everything you see. Part 2 of the most popular emotional copywriting in the circle of friends

20. Some people are just a sneeze in your life, which is very uncomfortable to hold in your heart. After you sneeze, although it is earth-shattering, it is also unprecedentedly refreshing.

21. True letting go is no longer peeking into a person's life.

22. Dreams must be prepared at all times, otherwise if you get drunk one day, you will have no material to brag to others!

23. Never argue with a problematic person, because he will bring your IQ down to his level and then defeat you with his rich experience.

24. There is a gap that is that you are not worthy of your ambitions, and you are not worthy of the suffering you have suffered.

25. Set off toward the moon.

26. People must feel happy before they can see roses.

27. Since childhood, I have been alone, taking care of the stars of the past.

28. Let the spring evening breeze blow through the long period of time.

29. It can express encouragement and hope to promote struggle. It is commonly known as giving people a hope through videos. Although people watch this kind of words a lot, people usually like them consciously.

30. I asked the fan if I was ugly? It shook its head all night.

31. Never feel bad about yourself just because there is no one around you.

32. If there is no sunshine, learn to enjoy the coolness of the wind and rain; if there are no flowers, learn to feel the fragrance of the soil.

33. There is always a name that can make the corners of your mouth turn up and make you shed tears.

34. If you think about it carefully, you have never wondered what kind of person I am.

35. Then if I am greedy, can I always be me?

36. Make a living first and then seek love before you can be loved by love.

37. It is a process and an understanding; bitterness is a feeling and a feeling; bitterness is a kind of hardship and an expectation; bitterness is a process. After the process, you will feel that all the hardships are gone. Bitterness is a kind of understanding. After you taste it, you will feel the bitterness and astringency. Bitterness is a feeling. Only after you taste the deep taste for the first time, you will know how to work harder. Bitterness is a kind of feeling. You can practice it with your body. Knowing the truth is infinite.

38. Anytime anyone asks you how many times you have been in love, the answer is twice. Once he loved me and I didn't love him. Once I loved him, he didn't love me. Good love is always next time. Don't give the same person two chances to hurt you. Part 3 of the most popular emotional copywriting in the circle of friends

39. This love requires a lot of courage on her part. She once found persistence and encouragement in his eyes, but at some point she realized , in his wandering eyes, the courage seemed to have gradually dissipated as the years passed, so that she didn't know how much courage she still had to persist.

40. The pillow should be aired frequently, because it is filled with sad tears and moldy dreams.

41. The saddest thing about a person is that he blindly changes himself for the sake of other people's opinions. In the end, he can't be the same as others, and he can't find himself again.

42. No matter how smart you are, it is impossible for you to understand everything; no matter how wise you are, it is impossible for everyone to understand it; no matter how open-minded you are, it is impossible for you to be free of troubles in life; no matter how indifferent you are , it is impossible to have no desire in life. How can everything go as planned in life? Many people are not recognized by us; many things are not decided by us.

43. On the way to chase your dreams, rely on yourself to break through all obstacles and realize your dreams. At any time, please remember that you have to rely on yourself to break through, and rely on yourself with external help!

44. Growth is inherently a mixed bag of flavors, ups and downs, bitterness, spicyness, and saltiness, all of which must be experienced. Growth is inherently lonely. Friends, family, and lovers will all leave, leaving you alone to struggle.

45. The strong wind took away the leaves, leaving only the tree. The tree said it was okay, but only the leaves were really happy.

46. There are so many people watching me and waiting for me to fall. I can’t lose even if I try my best.

47. God sets many obstacles on our way just to strengthen our will.

48. The eighty-four thousand Dharma doors taught by the Buddha are originally of the same origin and are harmonious with each other, and the various teachings are also of the same kind.

49. I realized that being quiet is not good. As long as I still like you, my possessiveness will always be at work.

50. The so-called thousand-mile horse is not necessarily the fastest, but it must be the one with the best endurance. You can complain, but you must be patient, accumulate strength, and wait for opportunities. In this way, there will be hope in life.

51. A good woman can turn a man into a happy person, and a bad woman can turn a man into a philosopher.

52. The trees on both sides of the road stood upright under the strong sunlight, like strong warriors. Only the naughty leaves on the trees gradually became small curls. We could also hear a few feeble cicada calls, as if they couldn't stand the sun anymore.

53. People with little knowledge talk a lot. People who know a lot speak very little.

54. Who is the passer-by in so-and-so’s life, who is the wheel of life, the dust of the past life, the wind of this life, and the endless sad soul.

55. If a person has no dreams, what is the difference between being carefree and carefree?

56. On the road of inspiration, you are not alone. You must firmly believe that every day’s sunshine will never let down your smile.