What jokes have you made because of the language barrier?

In fact, a few times, like those dialects, I usually choose to give up communication because I don't understand it, so there is basically no joke. But when it comes to jokes told in English, there are still some.

One year, my classmates and I went to a natural scenic spot to play. It seems to be the first time to go out to play. I am so excited that I am jumping all the way and very happy. When it's time to climb the ladder, we move carefully step by step. Suddenly my classmate screamed and patted me and said:

"Look, foreigners, how to do, how to do? Come towards us, how to say hello? "

I was so excited at that time, because it was difficult to see outsiders in our small county, so I said:

"Let's make way for them for a while, shall we? How to say it in English? Forget it, think about it. "

We thought of some suitable words there and wanted to show them when foreigners came over. As a result, foreigners came to me, and when I was excited, I came straight to the sentence.

"You, go!" At that time, I tried to hit the wall and my face burned up at once. )

Then, the foreigner chatted enthusiastically. I thought people didn't understand, so I made a gesture of "please" and said, "You, go!" The foreigner smiled and said, "Thank you!"

Well, I finally have a sentence that I understand. I quickly waved my hand and said, "No, no, no!" Then I looked at the foreigner and walked away with a smile. I really wanted to hit the wall. I looked at my classmates with a puzzled face next to me and felt that life was loveless. Then, the guy kept laughing while clutching his stomach, so I told her to be quiet. Then, she said kindly:

"Nothing, simple and rude, you, go, haha, he should understand!"

I'm leaving. I'm stuck in a panic, old iron. You might as well not comfort me! This may be something I feel embarrassed about. After I went back, I was widely circulated as a joke by my classmates. Well, in the end, my conclusion is that English must be easy to learn, otherwise I don't know how many things will happen!