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What are men's three treasures?

Poets have three treasures, men have three treasures,

The soil is thin, the wife is ugly, and the cotton-padded jacket is broken.

It is enough to settle down,

How about some more?

Sure,

With these three things, I will be old!

Wealth can help the world,

If you are poor, you will be immune.

Everything about Dont Ask For Help,

Sleep till dawn.

Unfortunately, times have changed,

Where can I find poetry and farming?

The ugly wife tried to run away,

If the son wants to make noise,

Thin soil will be collected,

Cotton-padded jacket has fleas,

Beat a hero for a penny,

I have to beg for food. ...

I just want to live a good life,

Dig the fields with all one's strength,

Whatever your car is, BMW,

I don't care if you are surrounded by pearls.

Is that Jinshan stands in front,

I can't fall down without raising my head!

Jokes, fantasies,

Today's world only sees commodities,

Where can I find Taoyuan?

Blinking is temptation,

Acid festival

Self-sufficiency is impressive.

Don't be greedy, don't be smart,

If you hang out, you have to pay it back,

Money can disturb the conscience.

Only eight barrels of rice were born.

Fill it up with a liter.

It depends on your luck.