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Introduce the segment of Water Margin in 50 words.

● The first time.

Zhang Tianshi prayed for the plague. Qiu Hong left the devil by mistake.

Injong Jiayou three years, the plague epidemic. On the orders of the emperor, Hong Taiwei went to Longhu Mountain in Xinzhou, Jiangxi Province, and announced that Zhang Zhenren, the heir of the Han Dynasty, had come to the DPRK to fight the epidemic.

Qiu Hong went up the mountain to see Shi Tian. He went back to the abbot, ignored the advice of all Taoist priests, opened the "Uber House", released demons, and caused great disaster. He ordered people to follow him, hid evil deeds, and lied about Shi Tian's eradication of the plague, which was rewarded by Renzong.

● The second time

Wang went to Yan 'an mansion in private.

Jiu Wenlong made a scene in Shijia Village.

Gao Qiu met Duan Wang (later Hui Zong). He was promoted to commander of the palace and avenged himself on Wang Sheng's son, 800,000 imperial coach Wang Jin.

Ran out of Yan 'an House and taught a stone gun and stick in Shijia Village.

Shi Jin met Zhu Wu and Yang Chun because he captured Chen Da in Shaohua Mountain. On the night of Mid-Autumn Festival in Huayin County, I came to Shijia Village to catch Shi Jin who was enjoying the moon, drinking and eating meat. Huashan lost three heroes.

● The third time

Stallone walks in Huayin County at night.

Rutitai slammed Kansai Town.

The three leaders beat off the soldiers of the county government, went to Yan 'an to find Master Wang Jin, and met Lu Tihai at Panjia Hotel in Weizhou. Ruda saved Jin Cuilian's father and daughter and killed Zheng Tu.

● The fourth time

Mr. Zhao joined the Wenshu Academy again.

Lu made a scene in Wutai Mountain.

Lu Da fled Yanmen County, Daizhou, and Mr. Zhao, the old son-in-law of Jin, sent him to Wutai Mountain to become a monk to avoid disaster.

Luda doesn't meditate, drink or hit people at night. Create a monk's knife and mord like Wang Guan's knife. Under the guise of monks in the past, they drank and ate dog meat, dragged their feet in the middle of the mountain, knocked down pavilions, smashed King Kong, set fire to the temple, went back to the temple to vomit, and stuffed dog legs into the mouth of Zen Buddhism, which led to the separation of everyone. The prison temple and the capital temple sent people to fight, and Luda was drunk and made a scene, which was stopped by the elders.

● The fifth time

Bullies are drunk in gold accounts.

The monk made a scene in Taohua Village.

The elder gave Shen Zhi four words. Shen Zhi went to Suoguo Temple in Tokyo and asked for a job as a monk. In Taohua Village, I lifted Liu Taigong's anxiety about forced marriage. Pretending to be the daughter of Taigong, he called the second leader of Taohua Mountain and forced him to kiss Zhuang. Jong Li, the great leader, avenged the second leader and made friends with Lu Da. Jong Li, Lu Da and Liu Taigong went to Taohuashan Juyi Hall to have a rest.

Shen Zhi took advantage of Jong Li and Zhou Tong to rob him of his gold and silver, took fake gold and silver and rolled down the back hill.

Low back to the sixth

Chisonglin, Jianjing, Jiulong, Jiuwen

Luzhishen huoshao crock temple

In the temple, Cui Daocheng and Qiu Xiaoyi, pretending to be Taoist priests, actually destroyed the temple, and adopted their daughters for drinking and were taken in for the second time. They were defeated by two thieves and went to the Korean pine forest. When he met Shi Jin, he went back to the temple for the second time, killed Cui and Qiu thieves and burned the crock temple.

Toutian Suoguozhi manages the vegetable garden, surrounded by a bunch of local ruffians.

● The seventh time

Monks hang their willows upside down.

Leopard Head Mistakes into White Tiger Hall

The flower monk persuaded the poppy to buy wine from the villain and invited Lu to lead the pig. Wisdom is deep and rooted, weeping willows are straight, and people are surprised. Shen Zhi went back to the table and made a mord for all the villains. Lin Chong saw the applause and the two became brothers.

Gao Yanei, son of Gao Taiwei's cotton bollworm, molested Lin Chong's wife. Lin Chong was angry when he saw that it was Gao Yanei, but he held back. Wisdom comes to help, and Lin Chong is patient.

Miss Lin's wife. Fuan and Lin Chong's good friends Liu betrayed their friends and invited Lin Chong to drink. Coaxed Lin's wife to flirt with her family. Unexpectedly, Lin Chong heard the news and the official's son fled through the window.

Lao Du led Lu Qian and Fuan to see Gao Taiwei and plotted against Lin Chong. Lin chong was caught in a trap.

● The eighth time

Lincipei Cangzhou Road

Lu made a scene in the wild pig forest.

Lin Chong was taken to Kaifeng. At the time of filing the case, Sun Ding and the prefect stabbed Lin Chong to death with Cangzhou. Liu bribed Xue Ba, a public defender, and killed Lin Chong on the way. Xue Ba and Dong Chao tortured Lin Chong in every way along the way. When they arrived at the Wild Pig Forest, Xue and Dong tied Lin Chong to a tree and explained why Gao Taiwei had framed Lin Chong. They want to kill Lin Chong with fire and water sticks.

Back to the ninth quarter.

Chai entered the door to attract guests from all corners of the country.

Lin Chong defeated coach Hong.

Lu saved Lin Chong in the wild pig forest. Lin Chong told Lu not to fight. After parting from Lu, he came to Chai Jin Villa and was warmly received by Chai Jin. Win the game with Hong.

When I came to Cangzhou, I paid off the dispatching camp with money, and I was taken care of by the chief Chai's letter, so that I was not killed by a hundred-step stick. He also opened the cangue and sent it to the Heavenly King's Palace as a guard. Lin Chong deeply felt that "money can lead the spirit."

● The tenth time

No more flinching

Lu Yu Hou huoshao caoliaochang

Liu framed Lin Chong again. Li Xiaoer, the shopkeeper who had been saved by Lin Chong, reported the news to Lin Chong. Lin got angry and went to Lu Qian.

Guan Ying sent Lin Chong to manage the forage field, trying to burn Lin Chong to death. Lin Chong killed Cha Bo, Fu An and Lu Qian.

Lin Chong was baking clothes and begging for wine in a villa, leaving the guests, getting drunk in the snow and being caught by the guests.

● The 11th time

Zhu Gui Shuiting Shi Hao's Arrow

Lin Chong went to Liangshan on a snowy night.

Lin Chong was tied to Chai Jin Zhuang for temporary residence. The lawsuit was urgent, so Chai Jin helped him to Liangshan.

Write a poem while drinking in a hotel. Express dissatisfaction with Gao Qiu and yearning for the future. I met Zhu Gui and was taken to Liang Shanbo by boat.

Wang Lun refused to take him in first out of jealousy. Later, I asked Lin Chong to bring the "registration form". I waited in the forest for two days. On the third day, I got someone, but it was Yang Zhi.

Low back to the twelfth

Liangshan Berlin becomes an outlaw.

Bian Jingcheng and Yang Zhi sell knives.

Wang Lun wanted Yang Zhi to contain Lin Chong on the mountain, but Yang Zhi refused, so he had to let Lin Chong sit in the fourth place.

Yang's grandson, Yang Zhi, lost his flower stone and wanted to make up for palace examination's post. He was criticized by Gao Qiu and kicked out. When the winding is used up, you can sell the nod. When he met the villain Niu Er, he made trouble for no reason. Yang Zhi began to kill Niu Er with a knife and was put into death row. Everyone saw that he helped Tokyo Street in many ways, except Niu Er. He was also sent to exile in the left-behind department of Daming House in Beijing. Liang Zhongshu, who stayed behind, saw Yang Daxi and wanted to please Yang Zhi by performing martial arts.

● 13 times

Deep-water bomb Dongguo strives for the upper reaches.

Blue-faced beast Beijing Dou Wu

Yang Zhi beat Zhou Jin with a gun and Zhou Jin with an arrow. He also fought a battle with Suochao, regardless of the outcome, and both of them were appointed as ambassadors of Guan Jun. I discussed with my wife to buy a gift toy with a large sum of money, and chose someone to go to Beijing to celebrate Master Cai's birthday.

Zhu Tong and Lei Heng patrolled thieves and caught Liu Tang, a red-haired ghost, in Lingguan Temple near Dongxi Village.

The first 14 back

The red-haired ghost is drunk in the Lingguan Hall.

Huangtianwurenyixi village

Liu Tang, who made a special trip to visit him, was saved by the design of the hanging cover. He was commensurate with his nephew and uncle and outsmarted Lei Heng. And send Lei Heng money. Liu Tang told Danggai that he knew that Liang Zhongshu would use100000 ill-gotten gains to buy a golden baby for Cai Jing's birthday. "Why not?" Shake the cover and say, "Strong." Tell him to take a rest and take a long-term view.

Liu Tang went to catch Lei Heng, got back the silver coins sent by Danggai, and fought with Lei. Scholar Wu's copper chain is broken, so Gai should advise him. Huang, Wu and Liu conspired to outsmart their ill-gotten gains.

Low back to the fifteenth

Wu pedant said that three Ruan collided and so on.

Gongsun Sheng should gather righteousness with seven stars.

Wu Yong introduced SanRuan to Danggai and Liu Tang. I traveled 120 miles overnight and came to Shi Jiecun on the edge of water margin.

Ruan's three brothers are full of gratitude to the government; The heroes of the Water Margin are envious. Wu Yong took advantage of the trend and said that he would turn three.

Six Xia made an oath in Huangjiazhuang; Gongsun Sheng insisted on seeing a cop and told him about taking ill-gotten gains.

Low back to 16

Yang Zhi escorted the gold and silver burden.

Wu Yongzhi has a delivery class.

Seven stars get together and settle in Bai Sheng, a happy village in the east of Huangnigang.

Liang Zhongshu asked Yang Zhi to give them the treasure, but Yang Zhi didn't make a big splash, but pretended to be a businessman. And always listen to him, and don't be awkward on the road. A group of fifteen people left Beijing and took the road to Tokyo.

It was May and June. It was too hot to travel, and the army fell to the ground. Seven brave men pretended to be a small broker selling dates, Bai Sheng pretended to be a liquor seller, and eight men made plans to beat all the soldiers with antiperspirants, and they were always in charge.

Yang Zhi drank less and got up early, so he wanted to jump down the mountain and commit suicide.

The first 17 back

Flower monk singles Erlongshan

Blue-faced beast Shuang Bao Pearl Temple

Yang Zhi couldn't bear to commit suicide, so he went down the mountain.

The system made it lose the flower stone class and the ruling class, so it had to vote for Erlong Mountain to become an outlaw.

Lu Da killed Zheng Long and became an outlaw in Erlong Mountain.

Guandu and Xiang Qin sent back to Beijing to falsely report that Yang Zhi colluded with thieves and stole jewels. Liang Zhongshu informed Cai Jing. Cai Jing ordered the prefect to catch the thief. The magistrate ordered the arrest of He Tao and arrested the thief in Beijing for 10 days. He Tao was worried about this, and his brother He Qing told him about the party reform and Bai Sheng.

Low back to the 18th

Bearded tiger is wise and steady.

Song Gongming influenced the king privately.

He Tao and He Qing brothers complained to the prefect, took them to Bai Sheng and found the dirt. He Observation and others arrested Huang and met Song Jiang in Yuncheng County. Sung river steady He Tao, fly to cover.

Jeikiy and Lei Heng, grabbing the flaps, let them go. He Tao returned to the magistrate and led people to catch SanRuan.

19.

The conflict between Linchong Water Village and fire.

Shake Liangshan and seize Bo.

He Tao led the officers and men to capture SanRuan alive, and He Tao was cut off. When all the heroes went to Liangshan, Wang Lun was jealous and refused to take them in. Wu used a trick to mobilize Lin Chong to fight Wang Lun. Lin Chong bravely killed the enemy and killed Wu Lun. Wu Yong asked Lin Chong to sit first, and Lin Chong resigned.

● Back to the twentieth time

Liang Shanbo and Yi Shi should be respected and changed.

Liu Tang was photographed on a moonlit night in Yuncheng County.

Lin Chong pushed the Party reform first, Wu Yong and Gong Sun third.

Wu used tricks to defeat the officers and men, captured them, got a large number of people and ships, and got countless possessions and gold and silver. Songjiang strategy saves Bai.

Sung River helped Yan Po. He thanked Sung River and married his daughter Shipo. Grandma regrets adultery with Zhang San.

Liu Tang held a golden paper to thank Song Jiang, and Song Jiang received a thank-you note.

● 2nd1time

Qianpo got drunk and hit Tang Niu.

Song Jiang angered Yan Poxi.

Yan Po forced Sung River to make up with his daughter. Before it was finished, Song Jiang wanted to give the money to the coffins of the princes and found that he had left his recruiting bag at home, which contained letters and Xie Jin. When I got home, I was embarrassed to accompany my wife and didn't give her a briefcase. I threatened her with a lawsuit, and Song Jiang killed her.

Yan Po tricked Sung River into complaining to the yamen, but the public did not arrest Sung River. Tang came to pay again, and Song Jiang left.

Low back to 22

Yan Po made a scene in Yuncheng County, and Zhu Tong released Song Gongming.

The magistrate of a county wanted to shelter Song Jiang, only blaming Tang; Yan Po pleaded repeatedly, the magistrate of a county sent Zhu Tong, and Lei Heng captured Song Jiang. Sung river hiding at home, Zhu Tong deliberately let him go; Lei Heng didn't catch Song Taigong. The two only copied the official documents that Song Jiang cut off from his father and went back to the county to report to me.

Song Jiang and his brother Song Qing fled to Chai Jin Zhuang and ran into Wu Erlang who was warming himself in malaria. Song Wu is going to visit him after he is ill.

Low back to 23

Constant Navy Chai Jin Liubin

Jingyanggang Wusong kills tigers.

Song Wu was shocked by Song Jiang into a sweat and malaria. Song Wu wanted to go back to Qinghe County to visit his brother, and the Sung River brothers made a special trip to see him off, ending their relationship with Song Wu.

Song Wu went to yanggu county ground. Killed a tiger in Jingyanggang.

The magistrate of a county rewarded 1000 yuan, and Song Wu gave the money to the Orion. The magistrate of a county flattered Song Wu as the head of the infantry.

Back to the 24th.

Wang Po's Corruption and Bribery Theory

Brother Yun got angry and didn't bother the teahouse.

Song Wu met his brother Wu Dalang. See Pan Jinlian at home. Jinlian had ulterior motives and molested Song Wu, who scolded him. Jinlian bit Song Wu and molested her. Song Wu wanted to go to Tokyo on business and bid farewell to his brother's sister-in-law, but was coldly scolded by her sister-in-law. Just advise my brother to behave.

Wu Da just did what Song Wu said. Ximen Qing occasionally sees the Golden Lotus and enters Wang Po Gate three times a day. Wang Po talks about the amorous feelings of accepting bribes. Brother Yun went to Wangfu's house to find Ximen Qing who saw through the organ and reported to Wu Da.

● Back to 25

Wang Po is going to sip Ximen Qing.

Wu Dalang, prostitutes, drugs.

Yun Ge and Wu Dazi set up a rape case. Wu Dazi was bedridden, and Wang Po set a trap for Wu Dazi.

Jinlian poisoned Wu Da with arsenic. Ximen Qing had ulterior motives and hosted a banquet in honor of the head of the delegation, Uncle He. He was surprised when he saw the bodies of Jinlian and Wu Da.

Low back to 26

Stealing bones and nourishing them. Uncle He sent a funeral.

Sacrifice the head of the donor, Takejiro

Uncle He pretended to be unconscious and listened to his wife's words, and received twelve taels of silver from Wu's elder sister-in-law Zhi and Ximen Qing.

After returning home, Song Wu took Uncle He and Brother Yun to the county government to complain. A magistrate of a county accepted a bribe from Ximen Qing and refuted Song Wu.

Song Wu invited his neighbors to eat wine, confessed to prostitutes and Wang Po, dug up the heart, lungs and five internal organs of Jinlian, cut off the head of the dog, went to Lion Building to cut off the depraved street in Ximen Qing, and dedicated the first part of Jinlian to Wu Daling.

Back to the 27th.

Dragon Mother Muzhou Road sells human flesh.

Wudutou Cross Slope meets Zhang Qing.

Song Wu told the officer that the satrap sent him to Dongping County. Chen mitigated his crime and sent him to Mengzhou for delivery.

On the way, I met Sun Erniang, an evil hag. She didn't drink her antiperspirant, pretended to be in a coma, and Ernian came to drag her, and she was underground. Zhang Qing in the vegetable garden cleared up the misunderstanding.

Back to the 28th.

Wusongxu town anpingzhai

Be kind and seize the happy forest.

Mr. Zhang wants to hand over two workers and take Song Wu to Erlong Mountain to become an outlaw. Song Wujiao won't hurt two workers.

When I came to Dongping mansion, I didn't take the initiative to bribe the poor, and one hundred people were willing to kill one hundred. Thanks to your kind help, he was not killed with sticks, hanging pots or cloth bags. Xiaoguanying's kindness to Song Wu said that he would rest for six months to three or five months, and he had something to worry about. Song Wu didn't eat wine. Before I went to Tianwangtang, I threw the 3500-Jin stone, smashed it one foot underground, and then threw it up, ten feet above the ground, with amazing strength.

Back to the 29th.

Enwei Binba Mengzhou Road

Song Wu got Jiang Menshen drunk.

Mersey told Song Wu and Jiang Menshen that they lost the battle of Happy Forest, and Song Wu wanted to avenge it immediately and become brothers with it.

Song Wu drank a lot of wine, came to Happy Forest, and threw Mrs. Jiang Menshen into the jar of "Romantic" hotel. Give Jiang Menshen a Yuhuan step and beat Jiang Menshen for mercy.

Low back to 30.

Mercy III entered death row.

Song Wu made a scene in Feiyunpu.

Jiang Menshen returned the Happy Forest Hotel to its old owner. Kindly respect Song Wu and Happy Forest.

Zhang Dujian invited Song Wu to his home and treated him as a wine and meat host. Drunk Song Wu, designed and arrested him, and ordered the magistrate to put Song Wu on death row.

Give Kang and each one hundred and twenty pieces of silver to save their lives. Song Wu was stabbed 20 times with a spinal rod to match Zhou En prison city. On the way, he brought food and clothes, and prepared to say that Jiang Menshen had regained the Happy Forest. In Feiyunpu, Song Wu killed four workers and came to Mengzhou City.

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