Who can tell me an English joke?

Who's with who?

2. How are you? How old are you?

Why are you? Why is it always you?

You have seed, I will give you some color to see see, brothers! Let's go together

You have seed, I will give you some color to see see, brothers! Let's go together.

4. Hello, everyone! If you have something to say, say it! If you have nothing to say, go home!

Something starts, nothing goes back to the DPRK!

5. You, me, you and me.

So are you, so are you.

6. Stop!

Don't move.

7. Knowing means knowing, and not knowing means not knowing.

Knowing is knowing, and not knowing is not knowing.

8. Hand cousin

Cousin of the same age (or cousin)

9. Dragon begets dragon, and phoenix begets phoenix. The mouse's son can make holes!

Dragon begets dragon, phoenix begets phoenix, and mouse's son can make holes.

10. fly in the ointment

A flaw/defect in a perfect thing

1 1. One car came, one car went, two cars Pumbaa, someone died.

(Description of accident scene)

12. Be elated

be as happy as a lark

13. Go through an error-free past

Pass by and don't miss it.

You don't care about me, I don't care about you?

You don't care about me and I don't care about you.

Xiaoming: Sorry!

Foreigner: I'm sorry too!

Xiaoming: Sorry for three people!

Foreigner: Why do you apologize?

Xiao Ming: I'm sorry!

If you want money, I don't have it; If you want to live, I

Eat one!

Do you want money? This is fatal.

My name is boss Li. I am 25 years old this year.

My name is Li Laoda, and I'm 25 years old.

You have two skills.

You have two skills.

Until you die.

How far is it, how far is it! ! ! !

I give you face, you are shameless, you lose.

Face, I turned my face.

Give you face, you are shameless, you lose face, I turn my face.

No three no four (no three no four)

A sea of people. (a sea of people)

Long time no see (long time no see)

Power cord (power cord)

Three mornings and four evenings (chop and change)

Don't kill anyone if you want money! If you don't give money, there will be one! )

Money or life? (money or death? )

Son of a bitch. This bastard

Bachelor of bachelor

half past ten

Anyway, willy-nilly.

Play a big knife in front of Guan Gong.

Playing with an axe in front of Luban

Let's brothers who and who! (Let's brothers who and who! )

Study hard and make progress every day! Study hard and make progress every day! )

You ask me, who do I ask (you ask me, who do I ask? )