20 10 classic joke

It's very cold, and my husband is looking for a sweater. The wife said, "I washed it and gave it to my brother."

My husband is looking for wool pants again. The wife added, "I washed it. It's very small. I gave it to my brother. "

The husband was angry: "You washed me and gave it to your sister!" " "

A magnificent memorial tablet in front of the coffin.

In Song Dynasty, an old woman selling melons and fruits died in Bianjing City.

Before she died, she repeatedly told her son that she must write the memorial tablet in front of the coffin and have style.

The son found an old scholar and conveyed his mother's wishes.

The old scholar thought about it and wrote with a brush: Yu Biqin, the first-class prime minister of the Great Song Dynasty, ordered a scholar in Longtuge to take over the throne of Aunt Zhang, the third largest family in Kaifeng, after Zheng.