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A woman walks at night.

Suddenly I saw a man coming towards her with open arms and gave her a hug. So she stepped forward and the man fell to the ground crying and said, "It's the third piece. It's so difficult to bring a piece of glass home." "

Ge You goes to the bathroom.

On one occasion, Ge You invited a friend to dinner and went to the toilet on the way. His trousers were wet when he came back.

Friend: Why are your pants wet?

Ge You: It has been like this ever since I became famous.

Friend: Often?

Ge You: Yes! It is often the person next to you who urinates and suddenly turns around and shouts, ""

If it isn't Ge You! "