Happy Time Jokes Humorous anecdotes in life.

Happy Time Jokes Humorous anecdotes in life.

1 When fishing, Lao Wang said a word to Lao Du and pulled out all his internal organs.

Lao Wang: Hey (stomach), Lao Du (belly), your stem (liver) needs a new one (heart). Thick and long (intestine). It's a waste of time (lungs) to catch a fish!

2. A beautiful woman goes to buy clothes. The beauty asked the male boss:? How much is this dress? The male boss said with bedroom eyes. We don't need money to spend here, but a dress needs a kiss. ?

After listening to this, the beautiful woman happily chose a lot of clothes. When checking out, the beauty pointed to the side and said to the male boss: My grandmother pays. ?

One day, the mountain was high, and he suddenly felt uncomfortable. After going to the hospital for examination, I found that his heart wave was upside down. The doctor put him in hospital for observation. Leaders are hospitalized, friends visit, subordinates visit, those who want to visit, and those who have no choice but to visit? Shan Gaoshui took the opportunity to collect a lot of RMB. A few days later, Shan Gaochang was discharged safely.

A friend joked that he would refund the money he received if he was not ill.

Shan Gaoshui smiled and said, I remember those who didn't send money. I have forgotten the sender, so I can't return it.

When the teacher came into the classroom, the monitor shouted. Stand up? The pupils stood up in unison, and the immature children's voices rang happily. Happy holidays, teacher! ? The teacher said with a smile. This is the best gift you have given me. ?

Middle school.

When the teacher came into the classroom, the monitor gave hundreds of gifts. The teacher refused again and again and accepted it, and solemnly declared: it won't happen again! Later, the teacher said earnestly:? It is the best gift to get grades up. ?

University.

The teacher walked into the classroom and looked at the few students in the classroom of Nuoda University. She smiled helplessly and said, Thank you, today is Teacher's Day, and you can come to class, which is the best gift you gave me. ?

5. Classification of girls:

A) Low-grade red wine, which is disgusting after drinking too much;

B) Mid-range red wine with a taste of b;

C) high-end red wine, dare not drink too expensive! Especially those luxury models for collection, damn it, you have to wear white gloves when you look at them, and you can't even touch them.

6. There are two people in a remote village. There is a straight telephone pole on the narrow path. It is strange that people often have accidents there. Soon a man and a woman were accidentally knocked down by a bicycle and died on the spot. One night, five-year-old Xiao Zhi and her mother passed by on their way home. Xiao Zhi suddenly said, Mom, there are two people on the telephone pole. ? Mother took his hand and walked away quickly, saying, Don't talk nonsense, children! ? But it soon spread. One day, a reporter came to interview Xiao Zhi and asked him to take him to see the place where the car accident happened. Xiao Zhi generously took him there. The reporter asked: Where? Xiao Zhi pointed to the above. The reporter looked up and saw a sign hanging on the telephone pole, which read: everyone is responsible for traffic safety.

7. A large twin-engine train is crossing the American continent. After a long walk, one of the engines broke down. ? Little problem. ? The pilot thought. The train continues to start forward with the remaining engines. But not far away, another engine broke down and the train finally stopped slowly. The pilot felt it necessary for him to explain to the passengers why he stopped. So he said on the radio:? Dear travelers, I have good news and bad news for you. The bad news is that both engines are broken, and we will stay for a while. The good news is that we only took the train instead of flying. ?

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