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I'm not afraid of your jokes. I can eat very much. I remember when I was very young, my neighbor's children would pout and walk away when they saw me coming far away with snacks in my hand. Because I have a nickname "starving", they are afraid that I will rob them. I can eat more when I grow up, and my friends call me the nickname-hungry ghost more succinctly. In this way, I have never had enough to eat since I entered the detention center. People who have money in their shopping books can order a few box lunches occasionally to nourish their stomachs. I have no money in my shopping book, so I can only eat prison food in the detention center. Where is enough? I tried to contact my family and ask my mother to remit me some money, but the administrator called home several times, but no one answered. I doubt that my mother wants me. She will leave me here, just like throwing away a pair of smelly socks.
One morning when Mao was released, I reluctantly said to the administrator, "Uncle, can you call my home again?"
The administrator shook his head in dismay, shook his key and walked away. He seems helpless.
I was called to the duty room soon after I put out the hair. The administrator asked me, "How old are you this year?"
I replied, "Nineteen."
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