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400-word flashback in interesting compositions in winter vacation

1. Interesting things in winter vacation

A happy and short winter vacation slipped away from us quietly, and we ushered in a new semester. The interesting things that happened in the winter vacation, like countless stars in the sky, are indelible memories in my heart. Every star is shining, and every past is unforgettable.

During the winter vacation, my father and I traveled by plane. A very interesting thing happened on the plane, and I couldn't help laughing when I remembered it.

Less than half an hour after the plane took off, the flight attendants began to get busy. They just send drinks to the passengers, then hot towels, and then start serving.

Because of the long journey and the long flight time, after dinner, many passengers took off their shoes, covered them with blankets and closed their eyes and fell asleep. The first time I flew by plane, everything was fresh and I was not sleepy at all. I looked out of the window from time to time.

Dad woke up and went to the bathroom. When he came back, he laughed me to death. It turned out that the plane was bumpy and the passengers took off their shoes under the chair in the wrong place. Dad was in a daze when he woke up He wears his own black shoes on his left foot and someone else's blue shoes on his right foot. Little did he know, so he sat in the chair and fell asleep again. I fought back a smile and said to my father, "Dad, look at your shoes!" " "Dad opened his eyes and couldn't help laughing.

We looked everywhere for a long time, but we couldn't find the shoe. Can shoes still fly? I was wondering, a female foreigner sitting in front of my father came out of the toilet opposite. When I saw it, my intestines were almost broken with joy. She wears blue shoes on her left foot and black shoes on her right foot. Father asked me what I was laughing at. I wanted to tell him, but I wanted to see how the sketch ended, so I said to my father, "Nothing, nothing, go back to sleep."

After all this trouble, dad couldn't sleep, couldn't find his shoes, and simply turned on the spotlight in his seat to read. I covered my mouth and quietly watched the foreigner's every move in the front row.

After a while, the foreigner leaned down, with a shoe on his foot and a shoe in his hand, and began to touch everywhere. At this time, his father was absorbed in reading his sage book, and suddenly someone grabbed his foot. The foreigner kept shouting, "My shoes! My shoes! " Dad was shocked. When he woke up, he laughed with the people around him.

Laughing the most joyfully, the most striking thing is a bearded foreigner who is more than two meters tall. He stood there with a big belly, laughing his head off. Suddenly, he only heard a bang, and the belt that tied his trousers was interrupted by laughter.

2. Interesting things about winter vacation

The long semester is finally over, and the winter vacation is finally in my expectation. A month's winter vacation, the time is not long, I have tasted the ups and downs. An interesting story reminds me that I am still laughing. One morning, when I saw a mountain of homework, I couldn't help but feel helpless, so I used the "drift method" I learned in my early years to easily "drift" from my desk to my computer. Boot, surf the Internet, a series of actions under my perfect interpretation, only took 1 minute. (Note: It took 59 seconds for the computer to start. ) While I was enjoying the happiness brought by the computer, I suddenly saw a figure that frightened me-my mother was walking towards me with the most charming steps. Oh, my God, I was doomed to be driven away by her, but for my own benefit, I decided to give it a try. When I made up my mind, my mother came up to me and told me with her eyes: Leave early, or else &; I ignored hllip& amphllip and continued to stare at the computer screen. Finally, she couldn't stand it, so the lion roar began to be staged: "What do you mean? You've been online for 29 minutes and 59 seconds! If you play again, you need a pair of new glasses that are twice as thick as your current glasses! ! ! "She yelled and pulled me away from the computer, but I couldn't help it. I'm not as strong as her, so I have to give in. My mother sat proudly in front of the computer and looked at the boring paper with relish. At this time, my father "jumped up", his eyes looked at the computer quietly, and his saliva was almost flowing out. But when I saw my mother sitting in front of the computer, I dared not make a move. I had an idea as soon as I rolled my eyes! He first found his mother's mobile phone, pressed it, then hid in a corner and connected it. Rinrin Bell!' Mom's cell phone rang, and the hateful dad actually changed the ringtone of the cell phone to the ringtone of the "colleague" group, rape! The bell is not right. Mom answers the phone. As soon as mom got the phone, dad pressed the hang-up button and sat down in front of the computer. Mom saw that she had been cheated and thought that the computer was not very important to her, so she ignored her father and mopped the floor. When dad saw that his mother ignored him, he played games happily. He played harder and harder, and Zhang Yue's mouth became bigger and bigger, as if to swallow the computer. I hate it around. Maybe God is considerate. Just as he was about to go through the customs, the computer screen went black. It turned out to be a power outage! I laughed, my father sat in front of the computer, and my mother looked at us with a mop in her hand. Now the winter vacation is over, but this interesting story is fresh in my memory.