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Funny sentences in cold weather
It is very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm, so I put my pocket in.
The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.
It's cold, and the wind is pouring into the neck. Can't stop the cold outside, can increase the inner warmth. When walking on the road, don't forget to look up at the sky. The sky is blue, the clouds are white and the sun is warm.
5, unable to start the learning mode, because it is too cold, too lazy to move, stuck.
6, mobile phone winter, fever is considered to be the most intimate thing.
7. It's cold. Don't catch cold. Who doesn't live bravely while experiencing death? What is this cold? After the severe winter, spring blooms.
8. The colder the weather, the more you should pull yourself out of bed, do more activities, increase blood flow, increase vital capacity and stay healthy. Get more sunshine and feel the warmth of sunshine and the beauty of life.
9. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.
10, it is cold. When you wake up from sleep at night, don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate.
1 1, there is a longing for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that you forget to wear long pants.
12. It's cold, so you should put on more clothes and don't freeze my whole world.
13. Take an extra coat when it is cold. Remember to take an umbrella when it rains. Buy a cup of hot milk tea when your hands are cold. Don't treat yourself badly.
14. Remember to wear more clothes in cold weather, and one can have a good view.
15. It's cold and warm, and my blessing to you is forever; People are far away, my heart is near, and my thoughts about you remain unchanged.
16. It's very cold. Don't be cool. Remember to put on more clothes. After all, I'm not around.
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