Just a few jokes. Interesting point of view.

1, I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple. 2. Necessary conditions for marriage: having a car and a house, and both parents are dead. 3, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me? 4. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar. I really want to call your grandfather personally: "Dad!" 6. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby! 7. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face ... 8. If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following. 9. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun. 10, the early bird gets the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird. 1 1, how to lose weight without eating? 12, I am different from you, because I am human.