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Give it to a man who doesn't keep his word
Give it to a man who doesn't keep his word
First, keeping promises is very important, and it doesn't matter if you don't keep them, because there is no promise between strangers.
Second, divide it when you divide it. Some people say that when you hate yourself more and more, it means it's time to give up this relationship. Now, I have to be an angry person who doesn't keep his promise. Let's finish it.
Third, the most unbearable thing is people who are not trustworthy. They have a good attitude, and they don't handle it according to time again and again, just waiting to be urged. Such people will never want to deal with each other.
When it comes to keeping promises, it is my bottom line that the agreed things must be completed, so I hate people who break their promises.
There is nothing to remember about a man who breaks his word. What he said is like farting.
6. If you miss something, you miss a lifetime. People will change and keep a constant promise, but they can't keep a fickle heart.
7. Hostility has been a bit heavy recently. I don't know how to arrange what I want to buy. I hate people who don't keep their promises, and I hate myself who knows nothing. In short, the world still needs a stronger self.
8. People who don't keep their promises are the kind of people I despise most. You promised not to do it. Why did you promise? Once you break your promise, you will never be worthy of my trust.
9. You must do what you promise others, otherwise don't promise, especially those who don't keep their promises.
Ten, these days, people know that you have money, even if they know that you can borrow money, they borrow money from you on the grounds that they are in a hurry, and change the time to pay back the money again and again. If you are a good friend, don't borrow money from me. Please tell me the time if you borrow money from your brother. You can keep it for a few years. Don't fool me. I value friendship and won't ask you for it, but I will also look down on people who don't keep their promises.
The person I hate most in my life is the person who breaks his word. If she wasn't the person I liked, I would have said goodbye to her long ago.
12. When I find myself more and more disgusted with breaking the contract, being late and breaking my word, on the one hand, I take pains to do seemingly tedious things to walk a seemingly long road, on the other hand, I am more and more restrained to be a person who is not late and keeps his word, so I am out of place in this world now.
I hate people who don't keep their promises. I also hate people who take it out on others. Zhang Xiuxiang and Che Yinyou have different quarrels.
Fourteen, it is often reluctant people, cherished people, tolerant people, and those who pay are truly blessed, powerful and worthy of love. People who talk about fate dare not love, don't want to pay, don't cherish, don't want to tolerate, and those who don't keep their promises are doomed to lose. Comfort yourself with fate!
Fifteen, the young master took a step back and regretted it all his life, but he also kept it all his life. Commitment is easier said than done, often the speaker is unintentional and the listener is intentional. I've met many people who don't keep their promises. Master, it's very kind of you. See you in August ~
Sixteen, the gentleman's promise is made with his mouth, and the villain's promise is made with paper. A gentleman breaks his word. When a villain makes a promise, he still breaks it. Whether he can keep the agreement depends on people, not paper.
Seventeen, alas! If you can't get out in one breath, people will be asking for it. Please, if you can't, you won't trust a man who doesn't keep his word. Just believe in yourself.
Sometimes crying is not because you are sad. If you miss something, you miss a lifetime. People will change and keep a constant promise, but they can't keep a fickle heart. Sometimes persistence is a burden, and giving up is a relief. No one is perfect, and happiness is not 100%. I know I can't have so much at once, and I have no right to ask for so much. Otherwise, I will suffer myself and embarrass each other!
I hate people who don't keep their promises. What they can do is give people promises, but they can't do what they promise ~ you are a liar ~ no! Area! Don't!
20. A person who doesn't keep his word is also a kind of harm to your child, because you have taught her to be a person who doesn't keep his word.
Twenty-one, there are too many people who don't keep their promises. I suggest that when you receive a new promise, don't care too much about the result of this promise and treat it as nothing. Even if there is no, it is best to have it.
22. Dreams are dreams after all. Even if it takes root in your heart, it will never grow into a towering tree, because everything is just an illusion that you are deceiving yourself. A person who breaks his word is destined to love you too much, because he will never understand you, what is life, what is happiness and what is love.
I don't like people who break their promises the most. People who make excuses after a good start. Someone who borrows money and doesn't pay it back. Do you think such people can still be friends with them?
I'm not the one who broke his promise. Since I don't want to see it so much, I know. I'll try not to appear in your sight. Today, I am entitled to be sad for the last time. I hope that after tonight, I will still be the same! I hope I can do it, hope hope.
Twenty-five, the person who breaks his word will always be you. Be a man so that we can meet again in the future. Don't insult others, rabbits will bite when they are anxious.
26. I really value my words and deeds. So if I'm not sure what to do and just want to do it, I either make it clear that I just want to do it, or I won't tell anyone at all. So I really, really hate people who break their promises. Basically, once you cheat, there is no next trust.
My father taught me that honor and credit are the most important things in life, and people who break their promises are worse than animals.
Twenty-eight, identify with and threaten the world hegemon, simply grow the ambition of others and destroy yourself. America has always wanted to add to the crime. Why can't she say that? People who never obey the rules and keep their promises don't need to reason with them at all. The best countermeasure: you do the first grade, I do the fifteenth, and deal with a man as he deals with you.
29. I hate people who don't keep their promises. We agreed to leave home in 20 minutes and leave in 50 minutes. The bus didn't wait, and the bus took an hour and didn't want to take Didi. It's really annoying His emotional intelligence is not low, even his IQ is poor.
Thirty-one, people who don't keep their promises are greatly discounted by me, and they don't pay attention in disguise. In that case, why bother yourself?
32. People who don't keep small promises can't keep big promises. Therefore, a person who is late is definitely not a trustworthy person.
33. Promises exist not to keep, but to betray. People who break their promises will not believe any promises, but they will not stop others' promises. At the moment we made a promise, we were sincere and never cheated each other. But things are unpredictable, unpredictable. Sometimes we have to betray ourselves.
Those who don't keep their promises, I really want to rip your head off.
35. I will never go easy on people who don't keep their promises. When I borrowed money, you said it would take three to five days. Now I haven't seen you pay me back a penny for three years. Is it different from a liar?
I'm not used to delaying the completion of the task, but there are always many people who break their promises and disrupt my plan.
People who don't keep their promises are, to put it bluntly, too selfish! I have never seen such a shameless person!
I hate people who break their promises, so don't say what they can't do easily!
People who really don't keep their promises are really chilling, and there is no expectation anymore. From now on, bridge to bridge, road to road, just pretend it never happened! I spare myself, but I won't spare you. Therefore, I can only curse you for not keeping your word, being cheated all your life, everything going wrong, and paying sincerely can't be rewarded! In fact, I don't need to curse, because you are such a person, a person who can't stand up all his life without respect and recognition, hahaha.
Forty, the general habit: people who don't obey the rules are cultivated by people who have no principles. People who break their promises are trained by people who have no bottom line. People who break their promises are indulged by good people who are used to giving in. People who don't take responsibility are used to people who have no boundaries. Sometimes, I feel that I am kind and generous, but I am actually a pusher and an accomplice.
Forty-one, it really annoys people who don't keep their promises. Minutes make people on the verge of runaway.
Forty-two, people who don't keep their word will directly blame the director's staff or non-commissioned officers and ask for nothing in the future.
Forty-three, I hate people who don't keep their promises, the feeling that they are full of expectations and will fall to the bottom.
Give it to the man who lied to me.
1, freedom represents the eternal loneliness inside.
Philosophers are loyal to wisdom and sound reason, so they are bad guys, thieves and liars. Society should burn people who hate the church. These villains are actually reminding people to be careful: in this world, don't be robbed of your wallet with your eyes open. -/kloc-Holbach, French enlightenment thinker, philosopher and atheist in the 8th century.
It is good to praise good things, but it is the behavior of liars and treacherous people to praise bad things. -democritus, ancient Greek philosopher
No one is worth my tears in this world, because the one who is, won't make me cry.
In my heart, there is your unexpected pain. How long can I hold on and keep my strongest smile?
6. In love, a lie with ulterior motives is always cuter than the true face, which is why many men are willing to spend money on a clever female liar. Balzac, French writer
7. A small number of people decide what is right and what is wrong. Is this true or false? This was true before today, but from now on, it will be a thing of the past in our country forever. Because in the only land in the world that is truly committed to freedom, a force stronger than any king has risen. Those who have eyes can see, and those who have ears can hear: the flag is flying and the army is advancing. Although some people will find fault, some people will laugh and nag, but I'm sorry he will still ascend to the throne, he will still hold the throne; Hungry people will get bread, naked people will get clothes, desperate eyes will shine with hope, liars and nobles will perish, and the master of justice will ascend to the throne. -Mark Twain, American writer
8. Everything started with loneliness.
9. Maybe I'm immature, but maybe it's because you're too young …
10, there are not many minds, but people with good character can often see through the tricks of the most cunning liar. -Goethe, German playwright, poet and thinker
1 1, the voice of heartache, you can't hear me, what am I waiting for?
12, the position in my heart is only that big. Someone comes in, someone has to leave!
13, the reality is too fake, or are you too stupid?
14, accustomed to your indifference, sudden concern will make me feel at a loss!
15, I began to like my original self. I wasn't hurt at that time, and I won't cry!
16, hearing the last sentence, he understood in despair, raised his head with tears in his eyes, like the face of a big child who was beaten and scolded, and swallowed them. Miss Tang's nose suddenly got sour. "You're right. I am a liar, I dare not fight again, and I will not hate it in the future. " Stand up and go.
-China modern writer and literary researcher Qian Zhongshu's Fortress Besieged.
17, numbers can't fool people, but liars are good at playing numbers games. -Cha grosvenor.
18, many things in life are either gained or lost. Maybe I lost a lot, but I will gain something!
19, the real meaning of life is: to live, to live.
20. A fool and a liar are partners, and neither can live without the other. A liar will be found around a fool, and a fool will be found where a liar goes. -Mark Twain, American writer
2 1, if one day I die, then I will change my style and stay with you forever!
22. If one day, you say you miss me, I will say to you: It's late …
23. If you are doomed to fail to give me the expected response, then let's keep a safe distance!
24. The two most precious words in life are "forgiveness"!
25, life is too long, you are just a landscape!
26, life is a one-way ticket, there is no retreat, no turning back!
27. There are not two big liars in life, but three: fame, profit and power. -Contemporary scholar and writer Lin Yutang
28. Gently, I don't want to disturb you. Unfortunately, I still met a memory that hurt me very much!
29. A liar and a deceived person are two sides of the same coin. -Thomas Carlyle, Scottish writer and historian.
30. Age is not a gap, and height is not a distance.
3 1, your promise is like a star, so much, but I can never get it!
32. Those injuries are so beautiful that I won't let them go, so that I laugh so hard!
33. last romance, time is like water. With your departure, I ruined my time. Do you understand?
34. If I stay with you, there is only one possibility in my life, and that is pain. But without you, there are ten thousand possibilities in my life!
I won't cry without you, because you don't cherish me …
The meaning of being alive is not to say "I'm sorry", but to say "It doesn't matter".
37. In a family where a woman is infected with vulgar habits, it is easiest to cultivate liars, villains and unprofessional things. -Russian novelist and dramatist Chekhov
38. For a smart woman, mastering a man's weakness is equivalent to trapping him with a rope; Our colorful liar quickly wound the rope. She firmly grasped one end and let the Bishop's stupid bear dance at the other end of the rope. She would never let go until she squeezed out his money. -Austrian writer Zweig
39. Unconsciously, we became liars, unintentionally, we became actors. -Amir liar's famous saying
40. It's not that I don't care about you, but that your so-called care makes me unbearable …
4 1, close your eyes, I see your indifference.
42. Compared with the deceived, the liar is dozens of times more painful. Because he's going to hell. -Japanese novelist Osamu Dazai
43. Love is like a blooming firework. No matter how beautiful it is, it is also a brilliant moment.
"Tomorrow" is an old liar, and its fraud will never be seen through. British writer samuel johnson.
People who really want to marry you will not make promises casually.
1, don't go the way you walked; Those who missed it, don't look back. Love a person, together will be inexplicably lost. If you love someone, you will often cry. If you like someone, you will smile when you think of him. Love a person, when you think of him, you will look at the sky blankly.
2. People who really love you will not be hot and cold to you; People who really chase you won't play with you; People who really want to marry you won't make promises.
Memories can't touch our past, and time has faded away from our present. Sometimes, you give up on someone, not because you no longer care, but because you realize that he no longer cares. Until now, I understand that a person can be sad, without emotion, without words, without expression, only with emptiness. ...
4. What are tears? Tears are when you find your love. No matter how hard you work, how pious you are, how hard you work, there is nowhere to go and no way to return. You can only turn into water drops and fall into dust.
When we were teenagers, we were simple and romantic. We believe that everything that appears in life is love, even if some people question it. When I was young, I was arrogant and inferior. what is love ? What is a promise? What is single? We don't let go of ourselves, nor those who love us and those we love.
6. See if a woman loves you or not, and see how many friends around her know you. Me too. I thought I loved him, so I couldn't wait to tell the world that he was mine. He writes melodramatic words, occupying his space, full of information and caring in a possessive way. Suddenly, I knew he wasn't mine, and I was relieved.
7. Time makes the deep things deeper and deeper, and makes the shallow things shallower and shallower. As time goes by, love fades, so does it. Don't wait for someone who shouldn't wait, and don't be heartbroken. It really takes a long time to understand who you really miss.
8. If love is necessary, why ask if it is worth it? Now I love you so much. If one day I don't like you anymore, will my life be as decadent as before? I don't want to live like that again, so please at least like me before I give up on you …
I never like to let others see my tears. I'd rather let others think I'm happy and heartless than look wronged and pitiful.
10, men have tears to shed, but men don't flick when they have tears. Men who often shed tears only make women sick. For a girlfriend who wants to be a wife, one should be loyal and the other should be responsible. There's nothing wrong with being single-minded with women. Don't make a commitment to what your girlfriend can't do.
1 1, I can't resist those hasty marks you left me in my old dream of hurting spring. In every endless night, I warmly embrace every tender and addicted heart with you, and suddenly sigh with the memory you left me, and the trace is so clear.
12, holding hands is a very sad process, because after holding hands, you let go.
13, like a person, will be very happy together; Love a person, together will be inexplicably lost. Like a person, you will always be happy. If you love someone, you will often cry. If you like someone, you will smile when you think of him. Love a person, when you think of him, you will look at the sky blankly. Like a person, is to see his advantages; To love someone is to tolerate his shortcomings. Like, is a kind of mood; Love is an emotion.
14 I suddenly found that every place in this world is not so simple. I love you, and I don't care if you are tall and handsome. I love you only because of your sincerity and your ordinary. From the day I met you, I decided that you were the one who could protect my life. As long as you are by my side, nothing else matters.
15, when I take care of my heart more and more, my desire for the world becomes less and less. I don't need anything except what I love: a lover, a text editor, a gravel road I often walk on, an earphone, a good book, simple food, warm clothes and the outdoor world.
16, the real practice is to cultivate the mind and cultivate a calm heart. Our hearts are restless, and no matter how well external nutrition and hygiene are done, it is also harmful to our health. And our hearts are calm, our mood is good, and our bodies are naturally better. Let go of those delusions and persistence in my heart, and let go of those parting hearts, and strive to overcome my bad delusions. Put your mind right and everything will be smooth sailing.
17, I think it is a habit. Accustomed to one person caring and being cared for by one person, accustomed to two people being together, accustomed to someone hugging you tightly, accustomed to a faint kiss, accustomed to a warm smile, accustomed to having someone in my heart, accustomed to someone putting you to sleep, accustomed to someone calling you baby, and accustomed to another person's habit of love.
18, there is a kind of pain that I can't bear. I want to have it, but I can't move forward. I want to leave, but I can't give up. I am naturally affectionate and heartless, and I can't move. Can only wait and see and heartache, can only listen to their own hearts. Take root, think, and love cannot be broken.
19, the happiness you want in love is just holding hands in the plain day by day; Just the joy of passing day by day; Just a simple greeting day by day; Just warm concern when getting along; Only one day, we entered the beautiful moment of getting married.
20, like, not born by experience, it is like the waves lapping on the shore, when we set out, it almost arrived. I love because of a person's strength of personality, or because he is full of holes. These are neither important nor relevant. As long as I love, that's enough.
2 1, the emotional line of love, there is only a thin line between you and me. We thought we could give each other more love, and finally found out that you didn't want anything.
22. When you love someone, it's just right to love eight points. All expectations and hopes are only seven or eight points, and the remaining two or three points are used to love yourself. If you continue to love more, it is likely to give each other heavy pressure, make each other breathless and completely lose the fun of love. So please remember, don't drink more than six points, eat more than seven points, and love someone more than eight points.
23. There is a person in the world who always misses him when he doesn't meet, but when he meets, he blushes and his heart beats and he can't speak. He always grabs your heart easily, makes you forget it, and reminds you that you can't sleep well, but you are still happy because you love him. He is your sweetest and sweetest burden. This man is called a lover.
24. Love is not a game because we can't afford it. If you love, you must pay sincerely and treat each other sincerely. Don't say love easily, the promise you make is the debt you owe. Love can't be found if it is missing, and it can't be changed if it is tired. You don't have to love someone; But if you have someone, you must love him. Love is not a one-man show, but a duet! Women are fickle in face, while men are fickle in heart.
25. Flowers are sweet love confessions at any time. If you don't have any preparations for festivals, you must also send flowers. A red rose can also nourish our love!
26. I only think of you when I come to a certain intersection; I only think of you when I see half of the disc; I only think of you when I hear the song in the middle. I really don't miss you very much. I only think of you when I don't think of you.
27. If I say that we will never meet again, I will definitely avoid you. Maybe I'll see you again in the street. How will you remember me? I will let go of myself, let go of depression, and let go of the memory of possession. Think about the past, a person, used to it.
28. Do you often ask if there is true love in the world? Love includes the love of relatives and friends. Maybe the love of relatives will bring you unspeakable helplessness. Because you have been together for too long, love is not as hot as before, and it doesn't matter how you feel, so you don't understand, care about and support what you are doing, so you are confused. If you don't love someone, please let go and let others have a chance to love her. If the person you love gives up on you, please let go of yourself so that you can have a chance to love others. Some things won't belong to you no matter how much you like them, and some things are doomed to give up if you miss them again. There are many kinds of love in life, but don't let love be a kind of harm. You don't have to love someone, but if you have someone, you must love him well.
29. Living in this world, no one wants to be completely lonely. The loneliness of genius means that people don't understand their ideas, but they are willing to have a good partner in real life. No matter how great and ordinary people are, true happiness is very ordinary. Only talent and career determine whether they are excellent, not whether they are happy. We say that Beethoven is an unfortunate genius and Tagore is a happy genius, which is based on different experiences in the secular field.
30. In this game of chasing and chasing, when I am running, you are chasing, and when I am chasing, you are indeed running. Maybe sometimes life is like this. Excessive belief in eternity, naive belief in how pure love can be constructed by a blank sheet of paper.
3 1, smiling is my only pride. If you look down, you will get less hurt. Time has changed, love will fade and break up. Don't wait for someone who shouldn't wait, and don't be heartbroken. It really takes a long time to understand what kind of people and things you really miss.
32. The appearance of "A Floating Life" has calmed my dull heart a lot. That feeling is warm and clear to the atrium, pure and transparent without a trace of dust. I wonder if this feeling is love? Do you still like it? Or appreciate it? Thinking day and night seems to be the main line of life.
You made me forget all the past, as if I had never loved you. Let me give up completely and stop thinking about you. I don't care whether I am sad or not, but I can't let you go. Let me see how you feel sorry for him. How can I be calm?
Girls' feelings: We all meet people who want to promise most when we can't promise most.
1. It is said that there are two impulses in a person's life, one is desperate love, and the other is a trip. Well, yes, when you despair of him, you catch up with him and leave.
I'll give you half of my snacks. Don't go, or I'll give it all to you.
You never know how much the person who deliberately avoids your eyes likes you.
Sometimes, we can't tell whether it is love or unwilling.
You are like the sun in the sky. Although you can't reach it, you will feel warm as long as you are close.
6. You never let me stand beside others, but you never let me hide behind you.
7. When I was seven years old, I caught cicadas and thought I could catch summer. When I was seventeen, I kissed her face, thinking that I could be with her forever.
8. If you can't talk with your eyes, you must keep your mouth.
9. People who leave me are passers-by, no matter how much they care.
10. For those who have left you, please delete Lahei and stop talking to him, even if he is self-respecting or self-reliant. In short, he has nothing to do with your life. Since the ending is breaking up, it is passing by. Everything that happened was just a lovelorn memory. It doesn't matter whether he loves you or not. Forget it when you break up. The future will be better.
1 1. We have all met people who want to promise most when we least promise.
12. Because of a car accident, he was blind, so he never knew what she looked like. That year, she got stomach cancer. Before she died, she transplanted her cornea to him. The first thing he did after he regained his sight was to look for her photo. However, he only found a letter she left him with a blank photo and a sentence on it: Don't think about what I look like. The next person you fall in love with is me.
13. I like being alone very much. What's it like to care about everything but forgive everything?
14. Please cherish the boy who is kind to you but doesn't ask for anything in return.
15. If my name is the reason why you refuse others, then I will definitely give up everything for you.
16. I am the arrogant ghost who will never take the initiative even if I miss someone a thousand times in my heart.
17. The best state of a couple is probably to get along as good friends but protect you as a boyfriend.
18. I'm sorry if you like gentle, virtuous and graceful girls, but I'm not. If you like girls who are calm and don't swear, I'm sorry I'm not. If you like girls who are ignorant of their families, I'm sorry I'm not. I have a bad temper and occasionally go crazy. People disturb my dreams and spread rumors. I can't help swearing. You are kind to too many people, and I am stingy and jealous. But I hate talking.
19. The cruelest thing in a relationship is that two people like each other but can't get together because of their stubbornness.
20. In a relationship, if a boy keeps taking the initiative, the relationship will be good, but if a girl keeps taking the initiative, the relationship will not last long.
2 1. Chatting, he suddenly said he was going to play games. I was a little disappointed and promised him. After a while, he replied to me, forget it. The game is not as important as you.
22. A person who never looks back is not necessarily brave.
23. True love doesn't have so many excuses.
I have read everything you said, more carefully than the final paper.
25. I also hope that one day you will suddenly blindfold me and say that you have come back to see me.
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