The joke performed by two people does not exceed ten minutes.

1. A trendy teahouse on the street has launched a new drink called "Heartache". After much deliberation, I couldn't figure out what it meant, so I handed over 50 yuan out of curiosity and asked for a glass to try. It turned out to be a glass of boiled water, which made me feel heartbroken.

2. When I was crossing the road, I saw a crushed mouse and said casually: "Daughter-in-law, look at that mouse!" The wife looked over and couldn't help but exclaimed, and then touched it I said in my chest: "Oh my god, it's so scary. I have to buy a pair of high heels to suppress the shock." What a bitch!

3. A beautiful female colleague, her husband brought her lunch, put it down without saying a word and left. The new male colleague asked: Who was that just now? She answered: Delivery food. The new guy asked again: Why didn’t you give me the money? She said: No need to give it, just sleep with him at night and it will be fine. The male colleague was silent. The next day, he brought her a lunch of four dishes and one soup, and the whole office burst into laughter.

4. I asked my buddy in pain: "Do you know how I wake up every morning?" My buddy: "By the phone? By the alarm clock?" I shook my head: "No, I wake up every morning by the I'm so handsome!

5. The young man trekked into the mountains, went through many dangers, and finally found the Zen master living in seclusion in the mountains. He couldn't wait to ask: "I look ugly, what should I do?" "If you are ugly, you should be like me." The young man nodded: "The heart is as calm as the water, and you can take care of yourself?" "No, if you are ugly, you should quickly find a place to hide in a mountain like me." ”