A humorous joke full of jokes.

1. I'm not a straw boat. Don't let your bitch come to me.

It is fashionable to catch up with homework now, so I can keep up with the trend.

3. What is the highest state of light bulb? Even if two men and one woman walk down the street, three people will feel like light bulbs!

The purpose of installing a mirror in the bathroom is to let you pee and look in the mirror.

Grandma used to give me a foreign coffee when I was a child, but I didn't know it was Banlangen until I grew up.

6. The exam is a person's business, but the score is a matter of seven aunts and eight aunts and a group of other people, such as Lao Wang next door.

Speaking of the advantages of boyfriends, it can be summarized in five words: I can pick a girlfriend.

8. People nearby take the initiative to add you: it's male, 99% is abnormal, it's female, and 99% is WeChat business!

9. I ate quietly, just like I gained weight quietly. I overslept, but I brought a piece of fat.

10. Meat can be reduced when it grows taller, but those snacks can't be eaten after they expire.

1 1. Learning God is brushing difficult problems, learning tyrants are brushing homework, and learning scum is brushing dynamics.

12. I finally know why I have to turn left and right in military training, because it will get a uniform.

13. If having money is also a mistake, I'd rather make a mistake again and again.

14. If you are not crazy, you will be old, and if you don't review the monthly exam, you will be finished.

15. Don't ask me how I did in the exam, I can only say that I was burned.

16. I can cook all kinds of instant noodles. Do you want to consider marrying me?

17. "Honey, I'm so scared when it thunders outside!" "I'm not afraid, it just thunders, and it will pass soon." "Good husband, can you come out from under the bed?"

18. I quarreled with my wife and didn't talk to me. She just listens to music, from good-natured breakup to later, to single love songs, and then to bitches. Now she is the most familiar stranger ... it gives me the creeps.

19. Don't look at me innocently like a puppy, it will make me want to eat dog meat.

20. To be a koala in the next life, sleep for 20 hours, eat for 2 hours and stay in a daze for 2 hours every day. This is the perfect life!

2 1. Children who are still in college have the following characteristics: they are the richest on Monday, local tyrants on Tuesday, civilians on Wednesday, poor on Thursday, ruined on Friday, and begging everywhere on Saturday and Sunday!

22. I played with mosquitoes all night yesterday and was finally tied. It's not full, and I haven't slept well.

23. posing is a symbol of vitality, and vanity is a sign of youth!

24. I am a prodigal son who is used to wandering, and I have been waiting for someone who can let me put down my backpack. I think you are the one for me. Cut the crap, big bags and small bags have passed the security check, and come on.