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The Composition of Fairy Tales: the Formula of Getting along

In lei feng's get along with the hospital, a new trainee doctor, Dr. Lin, arrived at the hospital headquarters, exchanged documents and took office immediately.

Sit at your desk and wait for the arrival of the first patient!

With a rush of footsteps, a patient with a pale face came in. Dr. Lin took the first case card:

Patient: 002 1 disease type: friend type. The main manifestations are: no one wants to associate with others and is unwilling to accept other people's opinions. He goes his own way and satirizes others, resulting in no friends, often unhappy and angry. The prescription of symptoms: tolerance, acceptance, understanding, happiness and love. If it doesn't work, please take "Cao Xian honey (for reducing fire)" to adjust your mood.

After explaining some precautions to the patients, Dr. Lin sent the first patient away, took a deep breath and waited for the arrival of the next patient. ...

After a while, the second patient gently pushed open the door, walked in and handed a medical record card:

Patient: Type 0022: Disobeying parents. The main manifestations are: unwilling to accept parents' instruction, quarreling with parents, coming home late and cheating parents. Results: I lost the warmth of my family, alienated my parents and almost went astray. The prescription of the disease: 52 obedience, 52 communication, 12 understanding, 12 tolerance, 12 acceptance, 52 love, two bottles of gratitude liquid. If not, please communicate more and keep a good mood every day.

Dr. Lin called on patients to learn to communicate, communicate with love, and not be impulsive. Before the second patient left, the third patient came in and gave the case to Dr. Lin.

Dr. Lin looked at the medical record card and frowned.

Patient: Type 0023: disrespectful to teachers. The main manifestations are disrespect for the teacher, contradiction with the teacher, cheating the teacher, giving the teacher an insulting nickname, and refusing to change after repeated education. Causes: tired of learning, not good at communicating with teachers, withdrawn, not good at learning, making repeated mistakes and going astray. The cure: respect, honesty, tolerance, acceptance, love and communication. If not, please "communicate" more.

After a day's work, Dr. Lin took a deep breath. "If everyone learns to communicate, learn to be tolerant, learn to respect, learn to understand, learn to be honest, and learn to love, then I won't be so tired!" Doctor Lin said to himself.