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Why did Gou Jian, the King of Yue, ask Shi to "sleep with him" on the night he returned to China?

In the winter of 473 BC, Gusu City, the capital of the State of Wu, was attacked by the troops of the State of Yue. Wu perished. The life track of Fu Cha, a great beauty in the Spring and Autumn Period and the king of Wu, came to an abrupt end, as if she had disappeared into the dark history with the demise of Wu. Wu perished. Where did Shi go? How did she spend the rest of her life? Later generations often judge historical figures harshly and unfairly, and often only pay attention to their most glorious moments, ignoring their lonely or peaceful years. History was thus ignored. It seems that Shi's time on the historical stage is only a short-lived few years, and more life trajectories have been artificially ignored. When we try to restore a complete beauty, we will find it extremely difficult and find too many mysteries and ideas.

The deepest impression on future generations is her beauty. According to legend, when Shi washed gauze by the stream, the fish in the water were attracted by her beauty, forgot to swim and plopped into the bottom. Therefore, later generations used "sinking fish" to describe the beauty of women, so stone, together with the stories of Wang Zhaojun and Diusim, became the embodiment and synonym of beauty. The four beauties enjoy the appearance of "closing the moon and feeling ashamed of flowers, sinking fish and falling geese". If you sink a fish, the geese will be ashamed of the flowers, and sink a fish first; Therefore, among the four beauties, it is the first. Now, after studying history deeply, we regret to find that among these four beauties, the other three can find evidence of existence in the official history at that time, but history lacks any belief and historical records. She only exists in the records and hymns of later generations. Not to mention the whereabouts of the teacher, that is, her birthplace, life story and other important information, we can only screen and summarize it bit by bit from a complicated pile of old paper.

The basic situation of Xi Shi is as follows: Shi Shi was originally named Shi Yiguang and lived in Zhuluo Mountain in Zhuji. There are two villages in Zhuluo Mountain. Shi Yiguang lives in the West Village, so people call him Shi. It means the daughter of the Shi family who lives in the West Village. Shi's father sells firewood and his mother washes wool. She was born poor, but she was born beautiful and fell in love with this country. According to legend, even the morbid state of frowning and caressing the chest was imitated by the women next door in the East Village, and a joke about "learning from the East" was played.

Young Shijing often washes gauze by the stream. Beautiful beauty, soft spun yarn and pure streams are all in step under the background of the south of the Yangtze River, and are regarded as "imperial paintings" depicting peerless beauty by later generations of literati and poets who lack creativity. When Li Shangyin, a poet of the Tang Dynasty, came to Zhuji to look for the remains of Shi Huansha, the villagers had built an ancestral temple for Shi. Xizi Temple has a considerable scale, and it has been built and abandoned repeatedly since then. At present, Zhuji, Zhejiang * * has simply integrated the only remaining historical sites such as Huansha Stone, Huansha Pavilion, Xishitan and Xishifang at the foot of Zhuluo Mountain and around the sand river into a Xishi Temple scenic spot covering an area of 5,000 square meters. If Shi spent his whole life by the stream, becoming a tourist card of his hometown spanning thousands of years, and becoming synonymous with Jiangnan beauty, it would be a perfect life. Unfortunately, her beauty soon involved her in cruel politics.

In the third year of Gou Jian, King of Yue (494 BC), Fu Cha defeated the Vietnamese army and almost destroyed the country. Gou Jian retired to Huiji Mountain in Shaoxing, surrounded by Wu Jun, and was forced to make peace with Wu. Gou Jian went to Wu as a slave and hostage. In view of the weakness of "the prince of Wu is lewd and lewd", before going abroad, he trained with the doctor and professor "Zhuji Luoshan salaried wife and teacher, and dedicated it to the prince of Wu Fu Cha". Shi resolutely moved from Yue State to Wu State.

Objectively speaking, the life in Wudu Gusu may be the best, most favored and noblest time in her life. Fu Cha, the king of Wu, loves stone very much and tries his best to provide her with a luxurious life. He built spring night Palace in Gusu, built a big pool, set up a dragon boat in the pool, played with the stone for a long time, and sang and danced for the stone pavilion and built a mourning hall. It is said that Shi is good at dancing "Gong Gong Dance", so Fu Cha specially built a "Gong Gong Gallery" for her, with hundreds of vats and planks. Xi Shi is wearing clogs and dancing with a small bell tied on his skirt. The dance is intertwined with the echo of the vat. Fucha is naturally addicted to women and loves beauty. Gusu is Suzhou now, gentle and beautiful, fully worthy of charity, a peerless beauty. Now let's go back to the question at the beginning. What about the stone?

There are two main types of stories arranged by later generations for Shi in his later years, one is the story of a Jianghu ranger, and the other is the story of sinking to the bottom. The most popular is the former. It is said that Shi's world is over, and he is at a loss to go boating with the doctor of Yue State. The earliest record comes from Yuan Kang's Yue Jue Shu in the Eastern Han Dynasty, which records that after Wu's death, "the teacher returned and went with the five lakes". In the Ming Dynasty, Hu Yinglin "enriched" this statement in the Painting Collection of Shaoshishan, and concluded that Shi was a lover and lived in seclusion with him after Wu's death. The most complete version of this story is the play "Huansha Ji" written by Liang Chenyu in Ming Dynasty. Liang Chenyu is a native of Kunshan, and Huansha Ji is one of the early foundation works of Kunqu Opera. At the beginning, I met Shi, a girl from Huansha, by the stream and fell in love at first sight. At the end, it said that the two of them were far from disaster. At last, the marriage history of Yu said, "I am a golden boy in the night temple, and Qing is a jade girl in the heaven. I was punished twice and was sandwiched between them." Therefore, I am a slave stone room, which was originally a fate: my concubine Wu Gong was actually robbed by dust. Today, if you continue the contract that has been broken for a hundred years, you must marry the unfinished marriage of three generations, and then you will get lost and return to the right path. What's more, he and he are both immortals, and they fell in love as early as in heaven. "。 Is this "fuck"?