Humorous jokes in movies

Jack: How much is a movie ticket?

Conductor: Ten yuan.

Jack: I only have five yuan. Please sell me one. I promise to watch the movie with only one eye.

(2) Dutch people watch movies.

One day, a Dutchman went to the cinema. After buying a ticket, the Dutchman went into the cinema, but after a while, he went out to buy a ticket and then went into the cinema. The ticket lady thought it was strange, but she sold it to him anyway. As a result, a minute later, she saw the Dutchman go to the ticket booth and buy another ticket. This time, the conductor asked him, haven't you already bought the ticket? Why do you want to buy again? The Dutch are very depressed.

The old lady watches TV.

It is said that a family in a mountainous area has just installed a TV, which was just broadcasting the 100-meter race of the Olympic Games when it was turned on. The old lady watched intently and kept shaking her head. So the grandson asked the old lady what she saw, and the old lady said that a policeman was catching a group of thieves. Thieves are all cattle and horses, and some are all black. The police asked the thief to kneel down. The thieves were afraid of the guns in the hands of the police, so they all knelt down. The police fired, and the thieves ran as fast as they could, without hitting anyone. There is a rope on the road to stop the thief, but it is useless. The thieves all rushed over. A lot of people around are watching, and they don't know how to help, just screaming. Alas! ?

(4) Movie tickets

M: I have three movie tickets. Only you and I will be beautiful tonight.

W: Why do you need three?

M: One for your father, one for your mother and one for your sister.

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