Eager for jokes or brain teasers about birthday wishes.

Normal heart! Perseverance! Confidence! Hold fast to "Three Hearts" Zhisheng 16!

All enemies are paper tigers. Isn't C Ronaldo an old injury? Hakansuke is tall and empty. Can Wan Qiao's score be good?

You left like a hero. I hope you can come back like a hero.

Just like cheering for the first man landing on the moon! Like the applause of China's successful Olympic bid last year! Cheer for the World Cup!

Zhang Yuning, I believe that if "Laomi" gives him a chance, he will surely score the first wonderful goal for China!

China won't be in the top 16 unless. . . But if the group can really appear, I won't refuse.

Flying shovel: the devil under the umbrella of football rules.

Defense: personal troubles are not enough, and efforts must be made to increase the sense of disgust of more people.

Send two words to international players, "put down your baggage and go into battle lightly;" Kick out the level and enhance China's prestige. "

Looking forward to the eyes flashing in the yellow face, how many years of waiting for endless vicissitudes of life, who does not want to have the light of the World Cup.

A coach is looking for a zipper for sportswear in a shop in Tokyo. He made a long gesture to a salesgirl. Finally, the salesgirl understood, took out a sword for caesarean section and put it on the counter.

A fat lady said to her husband, "I'm going swimming." It is said that this can lose weight. " Husband: "nonsense, watch whales."

Nietzsche: There is a kind of innocence in fake news. Fake news is the symbol of China football honesty. Don't forget to watch China football with your whip!

He who can legally turn his talents into wealth is a wise man! Young people, and all of us, don't abuse, learn from Milu!

Football is always turning, the team standing on it is always changing, and only the fans around football remain unchanged.

Midline: the border sign of confrontation between the two armies.

Reverse judgment: Football referees apply robber logic to the court.

What is the secret of Dalian's hegemony in China? A: They often train with the women's football team.

How to prevent counterfeiting? A: In every future competition, we invite notaries to notarize the balls used in the competition. This is true.

Dante: Take Milu's road, and let the China Football Association talk to China reporters!

Archimedes: Give Milu a fulcrum, and he can pry up the whole football in China!

I wish you sincere unity and success! Straighten up my muddy sail and cross the deep sea!

Why does the audience have a big opinion about the black whistle? A: That's because they haven't read our financial report, so they make a fuss.

Football is always turning, the team standing on it is always changing, and only the fans around football remain unchanged.

With those hands that have touched football! With the eyes that have seen the Olympic flame! Use that song that once sang all sports! Cheer for you!

Why are there so many coaches leaving class? A: In order to solve the problem of laid-off workers, there are many classes such as coaches.

There is a swimming coach who is cheerful and noisy. One day, he was shopping in a department store when suddenly a lady greeted him in the crowded crowd. The coach hesitated, and then said loudly, "Ah! So it was you. I didn't recognize you when you put on your clothes. "

When the couple arrived at the stadium, the second half of the game had already begun. The husband asked, "What's the score on the field?" Someone nearby replied, "0 to 0." The wife said, "Great, we didn't delay anything."

A player has not been in a good state recently, and his catch is unstable. While practicing passing and catching the ball, another player gave him a good ball, so he shouted "catch it steadily!" " knot

"I am very careful about my children's education. Whenever my wife and I quarrel, I always let the children go for a walk. " "No wonder you fold your child's body."

Is it technology, physical fitness, tactical accomplishment or moral standard that China football urgently needs to improve now? A: Are these four things related to making money?

After all China fans dreamed for 44 years, the World Cup finally appeared in the East of Asia. China will be more prosperous in the new century, and more than one billion people in China are working hard for you.

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/Article_Show.asp？ Long distance, long journey, long time. Today is your birthday. I have been thinking about you in the distance. Happy birthday to you.

On your birthday, please let me say to you two: "pig!" " I wish you a happy birthday. "One more" may be more successful! Good mood every day! "

I think health and happiness are the two most important things in life. If they are transferable, I want to give you mine-happy birthday.

May all the happiness accompany you, rise in spring and bow in autumn; May all the joys follow you. The full moon is a poem, and the lack of the moon is a painting!

Birthday wishes to you, good things chase you, the supervisor pays attention to you, illness avoids you, the lover loves you deeply, the pain stays away from you, happiness follows you, and everything follows you!

The shining background light shines on your cheeks, though it is weak, but it can extend far away. After reading this news, make a wish and let all the stars in the sky bless you!

Happy birthday! I want to send you a 100% pure toffee: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, expiration date = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+emotion.

A good woman is simple, a good friendship is refreshing, and a good fate lasts forever. I wish you beautiful, kind and gentle, and a hundred years of youth!

Sunshine puts on a mature coat for you, and moonlight adds to your charm. On your birthday, may the blessings of your friends converge into a source of your happiness. ...

On the eve of your birthday, I wish you a healthy career, strong body, countless money, no need to work hard, carefree as a mouse, romantic as music, and happiness belongs to you.

No colorful flowers, no romantic poems, no expensive gifts, no exciting surprises, only gentle wishes. Happy birthday to you!

Special love is dedicated to special you. May my blessing haunt you like sunshine. I sincerely wish health and happiness will always accompany you. Happy birthday!

365 days a year is waiting and expecting. Your arrival has added some color to the world. I hope that the smile will remain bright in the next 365 days.

On this most beautiful day, I sincerely send an oldest and freshest blessing: Happy Birthday! Lifelong beauty!

A little wish is worth a thousand words. When your birthday bell rings, don't forget my blessing. Happy birthday!

In the quiet night, accompanied by dim candlelight, listening to soft music and drinking strong wine, let me spend an unforgettable birthday with you.

Youth, sunshine, laughter ... for this day that belongs to you, jump a happy beat and wish you a happy birthday!

The sky is blue, the clouds are light and the wind is light. Today is yours, you are special, you are my love. I wish you luck forever.

In the past, the road has left countless stumbling steps. In the future, dreams carry us to the distant sky. This is a new beginning, and you will do better from here.

May blessings haunt you in your colorful life journey and in your dream of always bordering on spring. I wish you: all your wishes come true! Happy! Happy birthday!

At dawn, happiness is around you, the sun is shining, the smile is in your heart, and the sunset and the western hills are happy with you all day. Friends who care about you sincerely wish you a happy birthday forever on this day.

Close your heart, and your humorous words and frank temperament will emerge. You are a trickle that moistens our hearts ... Happy birthday. ...

Happy birthday to you today. The god of wealth chases you every day. The headmaster attaches great importance to you every day. Illness will always avoid you. Happiness will always be with you. Everything will always follow you!

On this special day, I wish you: Wahaha every day, happy all the year round, with a beautiful smile and boasting about your youth. Happy birthday!

Please give your mobile phone to the person you love: May the sun and the moon add to your maturity and charm, and may our blessings become the source of your happiness. ...

I envy your birthday for being so romantic and poetic. I just want to be happy, healthy and beautiful every day. Life needs to struggle, to create and to grasp! Happy birthday

Are you hungry? -I'm bread! Are you cold? -I'm a yurt! Are you angry? -I'm a sandbag! Happy birthday!

The majestic trumpet sound, warm mandolin and the sweetness of mandolin constitute the base of your birthday palace. May your birthday be spent in this wonderful music and brilliant candlelight.

Speechless and speechless, if you go again. Miss you and be together every day; I love you deeply, silently in my heart; Best wishes for a happy birthday!

Only those who know how to live can appreciate the beauty of flowers. Only those who know how to love can appreciate the fragrance in their hearts. I wish you a special birthday!

You weave calendars with beautiful rings and fragrant ink. On this day every year, I will bless your birthday with deep thoughts!

I never doubted the value of your existence. My life is beautiful because of you. No matter what the world will become, I hope you are very happy today every year!

Life is rich and happy, life is sweet and happy, and Lele Hui Hui is happy. (Read the first word of each sentence)

The first part: I wish you a long life, longer than the small pine trees in Nanshan. Bottom line: May happiness be like the flow of the East China Sea and family happiness. Horizontal Approval: Fulu Xi Shou

The sun and the moon will never stop rotating. If the feelings are sincere and long-lasting, I will always remember this day no matter where you are. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

May all happiness, all happiness, all warmth and all good luck surround you. Happy birthday! Did you hear the music for you?

The birth of every creature adds color to this colorful world, and you are the most beautiful one. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

Send you a cup of juice specially prepared by me, which contains 100cc all your wishes, 200cc of happiness and 300cc of vitality every day. Happy birthday!

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