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Brother, what do you mean, I can carry you?

Brother is when you need help most, and he will appear as soon as possible. He may not be able to help you, but he will certainly appear, stand by and watch you cry, laugh and suffer with you forever.

Brother is the first person who wants to tell you when you are in trouble. He just called you an idiot and blamed you for finding something for him. The next day, you found that he helped you with all the big and small things.

A brother is the one who gives you the middle finger when you are fine, leans back and says you are an idiot, but is the first person to jump out to help you when something happens.

A brother is someone who scolds you at ordinary times and claims that he won't disturb others as soon as he sees you, but he can accompany you to drink beer until dawn when you are upset.

A brother is someone whose daughter-in-law can say "ours"

Brother is the first person who wants to tell you when you are in trouble. He just called you an idiot and blamed you for finding something for him. The next day, you found that he helped you with all the big and small things.

A brother is the first person to clap and laugh the loudest when you make a fool of yourself, but he is the only one who is willing to help you after laughing.

A brother always talks about "men don't cry easily", but they cry like children in front of you.

Brother, no matter how much trouble he gives you, he just spits out his tongue to apologize to you, instead of crying and begging for your forgiveness.

Dude, you're the one who has something on his mind. Tell him to come out and share the wine. He advised you to drink less, saying that drinking too much would hurt your health. As a result, he drank more than you.

Brother, just store your mobile phone, house phone number Q, MSN birthday, blood type, home address and parents' mobile phone number in your mobile phone.

A brother can give up the whole world for a woman or give up that woman for you.

A brother never tells you when he is wronged, but he is the first to refuse when you are wronged.

A brother is happy because you are happy, but he is sad and doesn't want you to be sad with him.

Brother is that you call him in the middle of the night. He first asks you nervously what's wrong, and then starts complaining about you when he learns that it's nothing serious.

A brother is someone who sends 1000 messages to comfort you when you are lovelorn, and then laughs at your lovelorn appearance.

Brother is the man who competes with you for chicken wings in KFC.

A brother is a man who drinks by himself but wants two glasses.

A brother is someone who gives you the most comfortable sofa and then sits on your lap with a shy face.

Brother is the person who was caught by the teacher when you gave him a message during the exam. He said he forced you to do it yourself.

Brother, the teacher found out that you brought the extracurricular books to school, but he said the books were his and insisted on getting them back for you.

A brother is someone who sleeps in your bed and won't let you sleep on the sofa.

A brother is someone who insists on wearing your underwear, but laughs at the fact that your underwear is too small.

A brother is someone who gets drunk and vomits all over him, but carries you home without regrets.

A brother is someone who grabs a cigarette when you are depressed and want to smoke. He says smoking is not good, but he smokes it himself.

When you were bullied and scared to wet your pants, your brother was the first person to stand up and take it out on you.

A brother is someone who can sacrifice himself for you.

A brother is someone who works for you and doesn't want you to know.

My brother is the man who chewed the hamburger twice and kept chewing.

Brother is the first person who wants to give you something delicious, fun and beautiful.

A brother is a person who doubts whether you will meet the same difficulties when you meet them.

A brother is a person who mercilessly criticizes the team you support while watching the game and doesn't give you a chance to talk back.

A brother is someone who has different interests from yours and forces himself to be interested in what you like.

A brother is someone who accepts a gift from you without saying thank you.

A brother is someone who knows you better than himself.

A brother is someone who thinks of your mother as his own.

A brother is someone who laughs at you when you are thrown, but is too tired to carry you home.

My brother shouted, "I will never drink with you again!" " When you knocked him down. Next time, it's the person you knocked down.

A brother is someone who only has five minutes before he leaves and wants to call you first to report his safety.

A brother is the person who drinks Sprite with you.

A brother is someone who helps you meet guests in your home.

A brother is someone who spends the night at your house with friends, lets girls sleep on the bed, boys sleep on the sofa, and he sleeps on the floor with you.

A brother is the kind of person who will beat around the bush, Doby, and won't embarrass you.

A brother is someone who keeps your home phone number as his own.

A brother is someone who cares more about your parents than you do.

An ordinary brother has never seen you cry. A true brother has shoulders that make you cry.

An ordinary brother hates it when you call after he falls asleep. A real fraternity asked them why they were calling now.

An ordinary brother visits like a guest. A real fraternity opens the refrigerator and does it yourself.

An ordinary fraternity brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real fraternity will help you prepare early and clean up later.

Real brother: No matter where he is, he cares about you. When you encounter difficulties and troubles, he silently helps you without asking for anything in return. When I woke up one morning, I really wanted to see each other. I immediately tried to see him, just to see him all the way. Brother is like this: you may not see him in good times, but if you are in trouble, just tell him and he will try his best to help. Show up at the right time to save you from "fire and water". He is the first person you think of when you encounter difficulties! Real brothers don't have to meet often, let alone get together to eat and drink. Even in a small city, we can only talk for a while, but when you need his help, he will take your business as his own. He is your real brother! Prerequisite: If you are like that, then you have such a brother!

Brothers trust each other!

Brother, I just don't treat you like an outsider!

Brother, I won't step on you in your most difficult time!

Brother, I won't harm your interests because of my personal interests!

Brother, the man who came out when you needed him most!

Brother, I want you to keep discovering his advantages! Forget his shortcomings!

A brother is someone who will chat with you and give you a lot of life guidance.

Brother is the one who grabs the microphone and sings worse than you.

A brother is the one who will accompany him to the end regardless of liquor, red wine, beer and yellow wine.

Brothers are people who can help you settle things with seven aunts and eight aunts.

A brother is a person who will mercilessly criticize what you did wrong after drinking.

A brother is someone who talks to you about everything, good and bad.

A brother is someone who sees you being wronged and takes the initiative to avenge you.

A brother is someone who knows you are wrong, but says you are right in front of outsiders.

A brother is someone who knows that you are in trouble and borrows money everywhere, but it is difficult to ask you to pay back.

A brother is someone who keeps in mind what you have told him and always mentions it.

Brother is the one who told him you were upset in the middle of the night 12, so that he could buy wine and take a taxi to find you.

A brother is someone who knows something will hurt you, but doesn't know how to tell you. He is more anxious than you, and worse than you.

When one party is in trouble, the other party lends a helping hand.

When one party enjoys happiness, the other party will not crowd in front of him.

When everyone was against him, the brotherhood supported him.

Life and death and * * *!

Brother is ...

However, I think friendship needs breathing. When we are too familiar, we need to be alienated. We need to start from scratch and go back to the beginning when we met. Only by repeatedly dredging friendship can we be more perfect and affectionate. Sometimes, between people who are too familiar, some unnecessary things will happen, which will separate us because of a little thing. It's actually quite simple. We need to breathe. Let's exchange the friendship between doors for fresh air.

I feel like everyone else, I am obsessed with the pursuit of fame, wealth, status, power and beauty, but unlike others, I am more interested in the true and sincere feelings in life! What is more sought after is the non-blood relationship between people who live and die together, but it is better than the feelings between brothers! ! ! My happiness now is to have these brothers! I will also keep this eternal friendship! !

Brother is when you need help most, and he will appear as soon as possible. He may not be able to help you, but he will certainly appear, stand by and watch you cry, laugh and suffer with you forever.

A brother is the one who gives you the middle finger when you are fine, leans back and says you are an idiot, but is the first person to jump out to help you when something happens.

A brother is someone who scolds you at ordinary times and claims that he won't disturb others as soon as he sees you, but he can accompany you to drink beer until dawn when you are upset.

A brother is someone whose daughter-in-law can say "ours"

Brother is the first person who wants to tell you when you are in trouble. He just called you an idiot and blamed you for finding something for him. The next day, you found that he helped you with all the big and small things.

A brother is the first person to clap and laugh the loudest when you make a fool of yourself, but he is the only one who is willing to help you after laughing.

A brother always talks about "men don't cry easily", but they cry like children in front of you.

Brother, no matter how much trouble he gives you, he just spits out his tongue to apologize to you, instead of crying and begging for your forgiveness.

Dude, you're the one who has something on his mind. Tell him to come out and share the wine. He advised you to drink less, saying that drinking too much would hurt your health. As a result, he drank more than you.

Brother, just store your mobile phone, house phone number Q, MSN birthday, blood type, home address and parents' mobile phone number in your mobile phone.

A brother can give up the whole world for a woman or give up that woman for you.

A brother never tells you when he is wronged, but he is the first to refuse when you are wronged.

A brother is happy because you are happy, but he is sad and doesn't want you to be sad with him.

Brother is that you call him in the middle of the night. He first asks you nervously what's wrong, and then starts complaining about you when he learns that it's nothing serious.

A brother is someone who sends 1000 messages to comfort you when you are lovelorn, and then laughs at your lovelorn appearance.

Brother is the man who competes with you for chicken wings in KFC.

A brother is a man who drinks by himself but wants two glasses.

A brother is someone who gives you the most comfortable sofa and then sits on your lap with a shy face.

Brother is the person who was caught by the teacher when you gave him a message during the exam. He said he forced you to do it yourself.

Brother, the teacher found out that you brought the extracurricular books to school, but he said the books were his and insisted on getting them back for you.

A brother is someone who sleeps in your bed and won't let you sleep on the sofa.

A brother is someone who insists on wearing your underwear, but laughs at the fact that your underwear is too small.

A brother is someone who gets drunk and vomits all over him, but carries you home without regrets.

A brother is someone who grabs a cigarette when you are depressed and want to smoke. He says smoking is not good, but he smokes it himself.

When you were bullied and scared to wet your pants, your brother was the first person to stand up and take it out on you.

A brother is someone who can sacrifice himself for you.

A brother is someone who works for you and doesn't want you to know.

My brother is the man who chewed the hamburger twice and kept chewing.

Brother is the first person who wants to give you something delicious, fun and beautiful.

A brother is a person who doubts whether you will meet the same difficulties when you meet them.

A brother is a person who mercilessly criticizes the team you support while watching the game and doesn't give you a chance to talk back.

A brother is someone who has different interests from yours and forces himself to be interested in what you like.

A brother is a person who accepts a gift from you without saying thank you.

A brother is someone who knows you better than himself.

A brother is someone who thinks of your mother as his own.

A brother is someone who laughs at you when you are thrown, but is too tired to carry you home.

My brother shouted, "I will never drink with you again!" " When you knocked him down. Next time, it's the person you knocked down.

A brother is someone who only has five minutes before he leaves and wants to call you first to report his safety.

A brother is the person who drinks Sprite with you.

A brother is someone who helps you meet guests in your home.

A brother is someone who spends the night at your house with friends, lets girls sleep on the bed, boys sleep on the sofa, and he sleeps on the floor with you.

A brother is the kind of person who will beat around the bush, Doby, and won't embarrass you.

A brother is someone who keeps your home phone number as his own.

A brother is someone who cares more about your parents than you do.

An ordinary brother has never seen you cry. A true brother has shoulders that make you cry.

An ordinary brother hates it when you call after he falls asleep. A real fraternity asked them why they were calling now.

An ordinary brother visits like a guest. A real fraternity opens the refrigerator and does it yourself.

An ordinary fraternity brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real fraternity will help you prepare early and clean up later.

Real brother: No matter where he is, he cares about you. When you encounter difficulties and troubles, he silently helps you without asking for anything in return. When I woke up one morning, I really wanted to see each other. I immediately tried to see him, just to see him all the way. Brother is like this: you may not see him in good times, but if you are in trouble, just tell him and he will try his best to help. Show up at the right time to save you from "fire and water". He is the first person you think of when you encounter difficulties! Real brothers don't have to meet often, let alone get together to eat and drink. Even in a small city, we can only talk for a while, but when you need his help, he will take your business as his own. He is your real brother! Prerequisite: If you are like that, then you have such a brother!

Brothers trust each other!

Brother, I just don't treat you like an outsider!

Brother, I won't step on you in your most difficult time!

Brother, I won't harm your interests because of my personal interests!

Brother, the man who came out when you needed him most!

Brother, I want you to keep discovering his advantages! Forget his shortcomings!

A brother is someone who will chat with you and give you a lot of life guidance.

Brother is the one who grabs the microphone and sings worse than you.

A brother is the one who will accompany him to the end regardless of liquor, red wine, beer and yellow wine.

Brothers are people who can help you settle things with seven aunts and eight aunts.

A brother is a person who will mercilessly criticize what you did wrong after drinking.

A brother is someone who talks to you about everything, good and bad.

A brother is someone who sees you being wronged and takes the initiative to avenge you.

A brother is someone who knows you are wrong, but says you are right in front of outsiders.

A brother is someone who knows that you are in trouble and borrows money everywhere, but it is difficult to ask you to pay back.

A brother is someone who keeps in mind what you have told him and always mentions it.

Brother is the one who told him you were upset in the middle of the night 12, so that he could buy wine and take a taxi to find you.

A brother is someone who knows something will hurt you, but doesn't know how to tell you. He is more anxious than you, and worse than you.

When one party is in trouble, the other party lends a helping hand.

When one party enjoys happiness, the other party will not crowd in front of him.

When everyone was against him, the brotherhood supported him.

Life and death and * * *!

Brother is ...

However, I think friendship also needs breathing. When we are too familiar with each other, we need to be alienated. We need to start from scratch and go back to the beginning when we met. Only by repeatedly dredging friendship can we be more perfect and affectionate. When we are too familiar with each other, some unnecessary things will happen and we will be separated by a little thing. It's actually quite simple. We need to breathe. Let's start with the first meeting.