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We often do funny things in our daily life, such as wearing clothes inside out, walking into the wrong classroom, etc. Write one thing
Stories in memory are like colorful shells and beaches filled with emotions. Today, I will open a happy shell and share my happiness with my classmates.
That was one day five years ago. I was still in the kindergarten class, and the teacher gave each of us a comic book. I took the book home and liked it more and more, so I asked my dad to buy me a book cover. Dad agreed and bought it back the next day. The plastic book cover is so beautiful, with a cute Mickey Mouse printed on it. I can't put it down. However, soon the book cover gradually became wrinkled. I want to flatten it, but how to do it? I'm puzzled.
One day, I saw my mother ironing clothes. The wrinkled clothes became smooth and neat after being "baptized" by the electric iron. I looked at it, and suddenly my eyes lit up. By the way, clothes can be ironed, but Mickey Mouse book covers can also be ironed! I jumped three feet high with joy.
Mom finished ironing the clothes and placed the iron on the windowsill. I quietly took the book cover, followed my mother's example, carefully spread the book cover on the table, and said to "Mickey Mouse" seriously: "Don't be afraid, just iron it for a while, and you will become flat in no time!" "As I said that, I lifted the electric iron and gently ironed it on the book cover. I feel happy when I think that the book cover will become flat and neat. Unexpectedly, as soon as I put the iron on the book cover, I heard a "squeak". I was startled, and then I smelled the pungent smell of burnt plastic. I thought it was Mickey Mouse who was afraid of being burned, so he squeaked! I lifted the iron up and looked at it. Oh, it was terrible. Mickey Mouse on the book cover "flew" away, leaving only a big mark. Puzzled, I glanced at the iron. ah! Mickey Mouse was "caught" by the electric iron! I was so anxious that I lay on the table and burst into tears.
My mother heard the cry and came over. When she saw me like this, she quickly asked: "What's wrong?" I said intermittently: "I just used the electric iron to... iron... the rice." Mouse book cover...who would have known...Mickey Mouse...caught...caught by the iron...Woo..." After hearing this, my mother burst out laughing and said, "Silly boy. , the plastic will melt when exposed to heat. If you want to flatten the book cover, just put it in a thick dictionary and press it. How can you iron it with an iron?" I listened and wiped my tears with my hands. , dubious: "Really?" "Of course, how could mom lie to you!" I nodded, but looked at mom with doubtful eyes, "Then why didn't the clothes melt when you were ironing them? ? "Silly boy, how could your clothes melt?"
Now, when I think about this, I feel funny about my childhood ignorance. But it also made me understand that if you don’t have scientific knowledge, you will make jokes and do stupid things. We must study hard and not make common-sense mistakes in life that will embarrass ourselves.
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