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What are the embarrassing moments on the variety show?

Yes! The blind date variety show is the most exciting! Brag without a draft!

At the beginning of this program, the young man introduced his basic situation, bought his own house and engaged in family business. It seems that the conditions are very good.

The program group asked him if he graduated from Paris, France. Can I see his diploma? He evaded.

The program then asked him where his passport was. May I have a look? After the young man took out his passport, the program found that there was no record of going abroad at all. The young man explained, "This one is new, and the old one has been thrown away."

The program group found that one of his people who often went abroad had no foreign things at home and expressed doubts. Then they asked, didn't you bring anything back from abroad? According to the truth, there should be many families. The young man searched for a long time and pointed to the picture on the wall and said it should be. The program group replied: What should it be? Are you not sure?

When the program group was about to leave, it happened to find one of his menus. It seems that this young man's diet is very simple.

The program group wants to go to his neighborhood and ask what the young man is like. However, the aunt's answer surprised the program group. The young man likes racing, but racers often take part in competitions!

At the beginning of the program, the young man didn't say that he liked ice hockey.

After returning from the club, the program group asked the young man: Have you ever played racing? But the young man replied that he only touched it and did not participate in the competition.

The program group told the young man that the community told us that you like racing very much and often participate in competitions, which was a bit wrong with what you just told us, but the young man replied that he didn't want to talk about it. He also said that because of the car injury, there was a shadow in his heart. (Really good at editing)

At the beginning of the blind date, the program invited the first blind date. This lady is also a wine maker. W: You've been in France for so long, and you're still in the wine business. Tell me about Berry Bros. & Rudd in France. However, the young man's answer was still very embarrassing, and he hesitated for a long time before he said an Italian wine. After the program emphasized that it was France, the young man only answered one Raphael.

It's unnatural to see this young man. The program group asked the young man if he knew the French red wine "AOC". The young man actually replied that the name of this wine is English.

The program group changed the topic and said that their classmates were studying in France, which just allowed the young man to talk to his classmates on the phone. They have been in France for many years and know neither French nor French. However, after answering the phone, the young man's answer made the program group completely speechless.

Then the program group asked: You graduated from Paris I, can you tell me where Paris I is? The young man said he didn't know. The program group asked you about the Eiffel Tower, but the young man replied that he still didn't know.

The program group had doubts about this young man and wanted to contact the young man's father to answer their doubts, so they asked, can your father come out? The young man said that his father was in Seychelles and not in China. The program group asked: How do you usually contact your father? The young man said that he would call occasionally. The program group asked the young man to dial his father's phone, which had no international service at all. The young man explained that his father could be found at home by that phone.

The young man suggested that his uncle could testify for him and prove that everything he said was correct. After connecting the phone, the program group asked the uncle: Is he studying in France? Uncle replied: Yes. Then the program group continued to ask: Then why doesn't he know French at all? Uncle replied that English was mainly good. Does he do any other business? Uncle didn't answer. The young man saw the uncle's answer outside the door and felt that he had been demolished, showing a very uncomfortable expression.

After Uncle's speech, the program group decided to end the filming of this program, but at this moment, the second blind date that had been arranged before had arrived, and the program group had to continue. Seeing this lady, the young man casually introduced himself.

The program group had to interrupt the young man's speech and indicate to the lady that everything he said was false because they had confirmed it with the young man's uncle by phone.

The young man reconnected his uncle's phone and asked him, am I doing wine trade with my dad abroad? Uncle suddenly changed his mouth and said, hmm. The guy asked again, then why did you tell the program that you didn't have a job? Uncle actually said: Don't listen to their nonsense. The program group is speechless.

After the phone call to uncle was confirmed, the young man became very angry and in turn questioned the program group.

The lady who came to the blind date took the initiative to end the blind date and thought that the young man was not sincere. Finally, the program group asked the young man: I hope you can tell us frankly whether your words are false or exaggerated, but the young man still refused to admit that he had lied.

The whole dating show is extremely embarrassing and hard to watch. Bragging and exposure again and again are still so calm. I have to say that it is also a talent!

Enjoy a god-like variety show that once stunned me. From Sichuan Satellite TV on July 20 12, My Fair Lady in Sichuan.

First of all, this program is similar to If You Are the One. There are female guests, emotional mentors and mother-in-law groups on the stage. Male guests will record VCRs to introduce themselves and come out to accept various tests.

In this issue of 20 12, there appeared a godlike male guest, who came from Xi, Shaanxi Province and grew up in Gao Fushuai: Pang Xiaojie. Before it is too late, let's take a look at his handsome appearance:

This unremarkable young man has won the Carrera Cup Racing Award and the National Karting Award from Porsche. Studying in Germany 12, joined Porsche headquarters after graduation, and now has two identities: racing driver &; Automotive engineer. So, with such a brilliant resume, you must be curious about his income.

..... I thought he would be rich, but I really didn't expect it! ! Although the time is 20 12, the house price in China is not as high as it is now, but an average of several hundred thousand to one million RMB is always needed for a house, right? What's more, the price of 20 12 is lower, so he can earn millions or even tens of millions every year at a young age, which is really enviable.

At this moment, when I saw the excellent male guests in the VCR, the young ladies on the stage showed their expressions of surprise and surprise, and they were obviously interested. Then the program group is no longer a suspense, and the male guests will appear immediately!

To tell the truth, at first glance, male guests have an intellectual temperament, simple and indifferent, rimless glasses reveal gentleness, and there is humility in the smile. The words Vancl are obviously Vanke Eslite, and a T-shirt is only a few tens of dollars. I am really surprised and admire such simplicity.

Then, the host chatted with the male guest about his identity, experience and hobbies ... The male guest said 12 went to Germany for further study, and now he works in Porsche headquarters, and likes racing cars and plush toys. So the host asked him if he drove here today. He said with a smile that he came by plane. The host was slightly surprised and answered, what's the difference between the two? The male guests said with a smile, one is open and the other is just sitting. The host is very experienced. They all enjoy the excitement of speed, right? The male guest nodded with a smile.

Then, the host talked about the luxury cars owned by male guests, so what cars do male guests have?

Even in racing games, it is difficult for me to have Ferrari, Lamborghini and Bugatti Veyron at the same time! Not to mention in reality! And Bugatti's price for male guests is as high as 9.95 million euros! Yes! You are not mistaken! It's euros! ! This is 99.5 million RMB! What is this concept? Nearly 100 million! Really a hundred million!

The young ladies on the stage are already happy at this time. They probably really didn't expect these cars to be so valuable.

Just when everyone was shocked by the wealth of the male guests, a "serious young lady" began to ask the male guests: Male guests, you are wearing sandals on the stage today, but I remember that racing drivers can't wear sandals to participate in the competition, right?

I didn't notice it until she reminded me that the male guest really came on stage in sandals, and the director also gave a close-up very intimately:

I thought, what do you know? As the saying goes, a wise head makes a close mouth, and wearing sandals can show people's free and easy. If I had so much money, I would wear slippers! However, the male guest didn't drag me like this. He just explained that it was a personal habit, and he usually needed to wear special shoes for training. So the "serious little sister" saw that she had not stumped the other party and continued to ask: How tall are you? The male guest replied: 17 1.

So the serious young lady had a whim, and wanted to compare her height with the male guest seriously and tell her that her height was 166.

One 17 1, one 166 ... There is nothing wrong with this ... I think ... Well, I can't make it up. ...

However, at least the host had seen it before, and immediately made up his mind to laugh at himself as 192, and by the way, he raised the height of the male guests. Due to the questions from the female guests at the scene, the male guests also had to reveal that their ex-girlfriend was a car model.

..... and the male guest said that his ex-girlfriend was 192. ...

Wait ...? 192 I really want to know this height.

Next, we entered the stage of revealing the girl's heart. The girl that male guests like is this sister:

It looks like a lovely little girl. But my little sister said that since you are a racing driver and want to take me away, you have to accept the challenge ~ I'll give you some cars, and you have to tell their models, and it's not too much to say one wrong ~

What's so hard about a male guest of a professional racing driver! ! I think I can cover some.

The first male guest said after reading it, this is a modified car. How can you guess? So what is the correct answer?

Very classic American sports car. A mistake, my little sister can't take away.

What kind of car is this! Look at the headlights! AE86! ! ! ! ! ! Hey, young man, what kind of car is this? AE86。 What's the matter? Gone with the wind? Whatever. AE86! ! result

Because the male guests failed to guess all the models, they lost the opportunity to take the little sister away, and the live interaction ended.

So, the program multicast played another short film.

The beginning of the short film is ...

What do you see?

He is a student studying abroad 12, an engineer of Porsche company, a professional racing driver, with a net worth of over 100 million yuan and a monthly income of several hundred thousand yuan.

I didn't see it.

His body language, in fact, has long exposed everything.

I don't know German, I don't know where Porsche is headquartered, the price of Bugatti Veyron is unclear, I claim to have dual Chinese and German nationality, and I claim to be the height of my ex-girlfriend 192 ... A series of descriptions are extremely suspicious, plus extremely unconfident body movements, which can confirm that he is lying.

So, why did the program group put such a liar on the stage?

Watch the whole program and you will understand. This is an elaborate trap. From the host, to the female guests, to the on-site staff, it has long been clear that he is a liar.

Accompany you to finish this scene, just because you can use your ugliness to make an ordinary blind date program quickly become popular on the Internet.

So when I saw the last host's righteous words asking the male guests to apologize, I suddenly felt that the host was ugly. In my opinion, his justice was not as pure as he showed.

The 24-year-old male guest was later found by netizens to be the bus driver of Xi 'an. Maybe he likes bragging, daydreaming, making up stories and trying to trick girls into taking the bait. His intentions are really bad.

But these can be seen by the sharp-eyed program group for the first time, and isolate him from the camera, let him go back to Xi' an, work hard, drive and live, and tell him that guests with fake backgrounds are not welcome on this stage.

But the program group didn't do this, but let him make a fool of himself, make mistakes, lie, be exposed, be ruthlessly hit in the face, be killed by a stick of justice, and crush his personality. Coupled with the outflow of his name and image, people around him will know how embarrassed he is in front of the whole country.

Is he worth it? Serves you right, because life is too cruel. But he is also really pitiful. He was used by the program group because of his stupidity. He is really pitiful, but he is also really hateful.

At the end of the video, he sincerely apologized in front of the camera and cried. At that moment, I felt that he was an immature child at heart, and he paid the price, a very painful price.

I don't want to criticize him, nor do I want to accuse the program group of doing things. I'm just sharing an embarrassing variety show. Laugh after reading it.

The most embarrassing moment in the variety show is that the host didn't grasp proper limit well, which made the atmosphere at the scene as embarrassing as time stopped.

Hua Shao was killed by Nick Cheung.

Previously, Hua Shao, a little-known person, suddenly became a good tongue of China because of his super-fast advertising performance in The Voice of China, and his fame and coffee place were improved several times. However, as a host, Hua Shao's interview ability has been controversial. When interviewing Nick Cheung before, because he asked a lot of out-of-class questions and even had a high attitude, Nick Cheung lost face on the spot and directly ignored his questions.

Lu Yu met Stephen Chow with a bad face.

In recent years, Lu Yu's interview ability has been questioned. Many people think she is a topic terminator. If she can't answer the phone, she will just smile and resolve the embarrassment. In an interview with Stephen Chow, Master Xing introduced himself seriously and said that he felt very handsome. As a result, Lu Yu kept smiling, which made Xingye look puzzled. He asked Lu Yu with a dark face, am I funny to say this? I don't think it's funny. Stephen Chow is seriously sharing, and Lu Yu's performance is really disrespectful to the guests.

Nana robbed Wang Han.

At this year's New Year's Eve party, Nana got a hot search because she robbed Wang Han's desk, which was questioned by many viewers. At the moment of preparing for the zero hour, Wang Han has been taking the time to cooperate with the stage. As a result, he said nana interrupted all kinds of things. I don't know whether it was unintentional or intentional. Next to He Jiong hurriedly reminded her that Nana continued to perform alone like nothing happened. Because he is too ignorant, Wang Han is also a black face on the spot on the live screen.

Shen imitated the posture of walking.

As we all know, Zhang Jiayi's body posture has become more and more crooked due to chronic diseases over the years, and the whole person looks unnatural. As a result, Shen took this as a joke, publicly imitated it on live programs, and showed other people's discomfort in front of the national audience. Although she didn't know it beforehand, she could see that her emotional intelligence was really low. When I saw this scene on the live broadcast, I felt sick all over.