Romance of the Three Kingdoms Chapter 43 Good joke

Chapter 43 Zhuge Liang's debate on the public opinion of Confucianism and Lu Zijing

Classic good paragraph: Zhang Zhaoxian said in words: "Zhao is the last person in Jiangdong, and Mr. Jiu Wen has been lying in the middle of the mountain and taking charge of himself; Music. What is the fruit of this language? " Kong Ming said, "This is a great event in life." Zhao Yue said, "Recently, I heard that Mr. Liu Yuzhou was in the thatched cottage. Fortunately, Mr. Liu thinks he is like a duck to water and wants to sweep Jing Xiang. If you belong to Cao Cao today, what do you think? " Kong Ming thought that Zhang Zhao was the first counselor of Sun Quan. How could he have said what Sun Quan said if he hadn't stumped him first? He replied, "I think it was easy to get land in the Han Dynasty. My Lord Liu Yuzhou practiced benevolence and righteousness, and could not bear to seize the inheritance of the same clan, so he strongly resigned. Obedient Liu Cong listened to rumors and surrendered secretly, which made Cao Cao rampant. There is no good plan for your master to station troops in Jiangxia now. He must wait and see. " Zhao said, "In that case, your words and deeds are the opposite. Mr. Wang compared himself with Guan, enjoying himself, Guan Zhong loved Huan Gong, unified the princes, and ruled the country and the world; Le Yi supported the weak swallows and went to more than 70 cities: these two people are really geniuses to help the world. Mr. Wang is in the thatched cottage, but the legendary swordsman is sitting on his knees. Today, since we are engaged in Liu Yuzhou, we should promote the interests of the living and eliminate thieves. Before Mr. Liu Yuzhou got it, he was still in the world and divided into cities; Everyone respects Mr. Kinder. Three-footed childlike innocence, also known as Tiger Wing, will destroy Cao Shi, even though it sees the revival of the Han Dynasty. The old courtiers and hermits in the mountains wiped their eyes: they thought it was time to brush the clouds in the sky, raise the glory of the sun and the moon, save the people from the mire and put the world above the banquet. When Mr. He returned to Yuzhou, Cao Bing left and fled. On the one hand, you can't report to Liu Biao to protect the people, on the other hand, you can't help the alone and occupy the territory; Is to abandon the new field, go to Fancheng, defeat by the sun, rush to Xiakou, live without a fixed place: after Mr. Yu Zhou, it is not as good as the beginning. Guanzhong, Le Yi, really? Don't be surprised at stupid words! " Hearing this, Kong Ming smiled dumbly and said, "Wan Li flies high. Can a flock of birds know his ambition? For example, if people are addicted, drink porridge first and then take medicine; When the zang-fu organs are in harmony and the body is gradually safe, they should be supplemented with meat and treated with strong medicine: then the root of the disease has gone and people will be whole. It's embarrassing to feel safe when you give strong medicine before your pulse is flat. My Lord, Liu Yuzhou, was defeated by the Japanese army in Runan, and sent a message to Liu Biao, who was short of thousands of soldiers. He will stop Guan, Zhang and Zhao Yun: Just as Xinye Mountain is a secluded county when the disease has reached its peak, people are few and food is thin, and Yuzhou is only temporarily sheltered. How can you really stay here for a long time? The soldiers are endless, the battlements are not solid, the army does not practice, and the food is not available. However, Wang Bo burned the chariot and used water in the White River, which made Xia Houdun and Coss afraid: Needless to say, Guan Zhong and Le Yi were fighting. As for Liu Cong's exercises, Yuzhou really doesn't know; I can't bear to take advantage of the chaos to seize the inheritance of the same clan. This is really great. When Yang was defeated, Yuzhou saw hundreds of thousands of people go to see righteousness, help the old and carry the young, and could not bear to abandon them. They travel ten miles a day, not thinking about making progress in Jiangling, but willing to die together. This is also a great righteousness. Being outnumbered, winning or losing is common. Yesterday, Gao Didu was defeated by Xiang Yu, but the next battle was successful. Isn't this Han Xin's good plan? My husband believes that he has been a high emperor for a long time and has never been tired of winning. There is a plan to establish a national plan to protect national security. Non-discussion, false name deception: no one can sit down and talk; It's no use improvising. Really laugh for the world! " When these words were said, Mr. Zhang was speechless.

Suddenly, a man in the seat stifled his voice and asked, "When Cao Gong sends millions of troops, there must be thousands of troops. The dragon is watching and swallowing Jiangxia. What is the public? " Kong Ming regards it as dangerous. Zhuge Liang said, "Cao Cao took the ants from Yuan Shaoxia's mouth and asked for advice, but he was not afraid to say anything. This is really a big lie! " Zhuge Liang said: "Liu Yuzhou, a benevolent teacher can defeat millions of vicious people? Retreat to the gorge and wait for the opportunity. Today, the soldiers in Jiangdong have enough food and grass, and the Yangtze River is in danger. They also want their master to bend his knees and surrender to thieves, regardless of the ridicule of the world. From this point of view, Liu Yuzhou is really not afraid of thieves! " Yu Fan can't be right.

Another person in the room asked, "Does Kongming want to persuade Wu Dong effectively?" Kong Ming thinks this is unwise. Zhuge Liang said: "Su Yi is the debater in Step by Step Mountain. I didn't know Su Qin and Zhang Yi were heroes. The six countries of the Soviet Union have close contacts, and Zhang Yi's two visits to Qin both have plans to help the people and save the country, which is no better than those who bully the weak and avoid the sword. After listening to Cao Cao's lies, you dare not surrender, but dare to laugh at Su Qin and Zhang Yi. " Bu Zhi was speechless. Suddenly a man asked, "What is the relationship between Kong Ming and Cao Cao?" Kong Ming regards him as general manager Xue. Zhuge Liang said, "Cao Cao is a Han thief, so why ask?" To sum up, he said, "Public speaking is poor. The Han dynasty has been passed down from generation to generation, and the number of days will run out. Now Tso has two-thirds of the world, and everyone has returned to their hearts. Liu Yuzhou doesn't know the little land and is eager for success, just like throwing eggs at a stone. Is it invincible? " Kong Ming snapped, "Xue An has come to the conclusion that there is no father and no gentleman! "Husband lives between heaven and earth, with loyalty and filial piety as the foundation. Since Gong is a minister of the Han Dynasty, if you see someone who is not a minister, you should swear to kill him: the way of being a minister is also. Today, Cao Cao's ancestors ate Hanlu, did not want to serve, but rebelled, and the whole world was angry. The public is paid by the number of days, and it is really no father and no gentleman! There are not enough words! Please don't say anything more! " Xuezong was too ashamed to answer. Another man replied on the table, "Cao Cao is still behind Premier Cao Can, although he regards the emperor as a vassal. Although Liu Yuzhou was born in the cloud of Wang Jing Miao nationality, there is nothing worthy of praise. Seeing that he is just a husband who weaves mats and sells clothes, how can he compare with Cao Cao! " Kong Ming regards it as an achievement. Zhuge Liang said with a smile, "Are you Lu Lang who was pregnant with oranges at the dinner in Yuan Shu? Please sit down and listen to me: Cao Cao is the Han minister after Cao Guo Xiang; Today is arbitrary, bullying your father. It is not only the absence of the monarch, but also the contempt for the ancestors. He was both a rebel in the Han Dynasty and a thief of Cao Shi. Liu Yuzhou, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, is now the emperor, and was knighted according to the score. Is He Yun beyond reproach? And the high-impedance got up and grew up, and eventually there was a world; What is the shame of weaving and selling seats? The boy's opinion is not as good as Gao Shi! " Landmarks are speechless.

Suddenly, a man in the seat said, "What Kong Ming said is all unreasonable and wrong. There is no need to say anything more. What is Kong Zhiming's classic? " Kong Ming regards it as severe and sour. Zhuge Liang said, "You are a corrupt Confucian. How can you make the country rich and make things happen?" ? There are Yi Yin, fishing Wei Ziya, and others. Deng Yu and Geng Yan's generation all have talents to help the world, but they haven't reviewed the classics of their lives. Is it also effective for literati, just between the pen and the inkstone, counting black and saying yellow, dancing and writing? "Seriously bowed their heads and depressed, can't be right.

Suddenly, another person shouted, "Being good at public affairs is a big talk. You may not really have practical knowledge, but you may be laughed at by Confucian scholars." Kong Ming regards him as Cheng Deshu in Runan. Kong Ming replied: "Confucianism is different from gentlemen and villains. A gentleman's Confucianism is loyal to the monarch and patriotism, keeps good and evil, makes the best use of it, and leaves a name for future generations. If the husband is a villain, he is only engaged in carving insects, specializing in calligraphy, making some contributions to youth, and being humble and poor; Although the pen has a thousand words, there is really nothing to do in the chest. For example, Yang Xiong was famous for his articles, but he bowed to death in the cabinet. This so-called villain's Confucianism; Although there are thousands of words every day, why take them! " Cheng Deshu can't be right. Everyone was pale when they saw Kong Ming's answer. When Zhang Wen and Luo Tong were on the bench, they wanted to ask questions again. Suddenly, a man came in from the outside and said in a stern voice, "Kong Ming is a contemporary genius. It is impolite to show respect to your guests. Cao Cao's army came to the border and didn't think of a good strategy to retreat from the enemy. Just had a fight! " Many people regard him as a Lingling person, surnamed Huang, named Gai, and the word Gongfu. Now he is a grain official in Dongwu. At that time, Huang Gai said to Zhuge Liang, "It is better to be silent than ignorant and talkative. Why not take the theory of stone as my main statement and argue with everyone? " Kong Ming said, "You don't know the world, so you have to answer each other's questions." So Huang Gai and Lu Su led Zhuge Liang in. When I reached the middle gate, I saw Zhu Gejin and Zhuge Liang in the back. Jin said, "Why didn't you come to see me when you were in Jiangdong?" Zhuge Liang said: "Since my brother is in charge of Liu Yuzhou, it is reasonable to be public and private. I dare not do it privately until I finish my business. Please forgive me, brother. " Jin said, "My brother has seen the marquis of Wu, and he has come to tell us something." Say it and leave. Lu Su said, "Don't be wrong about what you told me." Kong Ming nodded and obeyed. Led to the hall, Sun Quan stepped down to meet him and treated him with courtesy. After the ceremony, Zhuge Liang was seated. Civil servants stand in two lines. Lu Su stood on Kong Ming's side and only watched him talk. After telling Liu Bei what he wanted, Kong Ming stole a look at Sun Quan: blue eyes and purple beard, a handsome man. Kong Ming said to himself, "This man is very charming. Can only be excited, can't say anything. When he asks, he uses words very well. " After offering tea, Sun Quan said, "I've heard a lot about Lu's talent, so I'm here to meet you and dare to ask." Kong Ming said, "Without talent and learning, it is humiliating to ask." Quan said, "One step is near a new field." . "If you assist Liu Yuzhou in the decisive battle with Cao Cao, you will know the actual situation of his army." Zhuge Liang said: "Liu Yuzhou is a small soldier. There is no food in Xinye City, so he can stand with Cao Cao." "How many Cao Bing are there?" Say it all. Kong Ming said, "The water army is more than one million, just like a horse stance just look." Quan said, "Is it cheating?" Zhuge Liang said, "This is not cheating. Cao Cao has two hundred thousand Qingzhou troops in Yanzhou; Ping Yuan Shao, and five or six hundred thousand; Three or four hundred thousand recruits in the Central Plains; Today, the army in Jingzhou is 200,000 to 300,000: based on this, it is not less than1500,000. Bright with thousands of words, I am afraid that Jiangdong people will be surprised. " Lu Su was beside him. Hearing this, he turned pale and looked at Kong Ming. Hole can't do it. "How many generals are there under Cao Cao?" Kong Ming said, "There are more than a thousand people who are resourceful and accustomed to fighting." "Now that Cao Cao has pacified Jing and Chu, what is the future?" Zhuge Liang said, "I'm going to the village by the river to prepare warships, but I don't want to go to Jiangdong. Where should I take it? " Quan said, "If you want to be annexed, fight or not, please decide for me." Zhuge Liang said, "I'm afraid the general won't listen to a word." Quan said, "I would like to hear your opinion." Zhuge Liang said: "There was chaos in the palace. The general set out from Jiangdong, and Liu Yuzhou took over the whole of Hannan, competing with Cao Cao for the world. Today, Cao Cao has overcome all difficulties and is slightly flat; Recently, Jingzhou was newly broken, which caused great vibration at sea. Even if there is a hero, it is useless: therefore, Yuzhou fled here. May the general do what he can: If wuyue can compete with China, it is better to stop it before it is too late; If he can't do it, why don't you follow the advice of many counselors and work in the north? " Rights are not answered. Then Zhuge Liang said, "The general takes obedience as the name and suspicion as the basis. Things are urgent, and it never rains but it pours! " Quan said, "As you said, why didn't Liu Yuzhou lower the drill?" Zhuge Liang said, "In the past, Tian Heng, a strong man in the State of Qi, still had benevolence and righteousness. Besides, Liu Yuzhou's royal family is famous for its outstanding talents and is admired by people. It is natural that things are not good. I can bend people again! " Sun Quan was furious and left, retreating into the backyard. When everyone dispersed in laughter, Lu Su scolded Kong Ming: "Why do you say that, sir? Fortunately, adults are generous and irresponsible. Mr. Wang's words look down on adults. " Zhuge Liang smiled on his back and said, "Why can't you pack things? I have my own plan to break Cao Cao. He didn't ask me and I didn't say anything. " Su Shi said, "If you have a good plan, Su Shi should ask your master for advice." Zhuge Liang said: "I regard Cao Cao's million as an ant's ear! But when I raise my hand, it's all dust! Hearing this, Sue went to see Sun Quan in the backyard. "。 Quan was still angry, and Gusu said, "Kong Ming has deceived me too much! Su Su said, "I blame Kongming, but Kongming laughs at what his master can't accommodate. Zhuge Liang refused to talk about the plan to break Cao Cao easily. Why didn't your master ask for it? Hui Quan was beaming and said, "So Kong Ming has a clever plan and dares to fight me." . I was shallow for a moment and missed several important events. "Then go out repeatedly with Lu Su, and then talk to Zhuge Liang. When Quan met Zhuge Liang, he thanked him and said, "Fortunately, I have not seen any sin. Kong Ming also thanked him and said, "I hope you can forgive my offensive words." The right to invite Kong Ming into the backyard, buy wine.