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The Spell of Seeking Happiness and Big Big Wolf in Big Big Wolf

1. Damn Pleasant Goat/Lazy Goat/Boiling Goat//Knife Sheep/Similar/Banana Wolf/Little Sheep/Big Fat Bug/Crazy Bitch, I will definitely come back (revenge)!

2. Wife, you can't eat a lamb if you are impatient!

3. Madam ... I almost succeeded!

4. wife! I went to catch sheep!

Dear little sheep, I'm Big Wolf!

6. Honey, boil the water and wait for me.

7. Wife … I failed again …

Pleasant goat, when I catch you, I will eat you first!

9. Wife, I was wrong!

grey wolf

10. Honey, look what I brought you.

1 1. Little ice sheep, delicious little ice sheep. Catch one to rinse the sheep and one to make soup. Little ice sheep, I'm coming!

1 1. Little sheep, I, Big Wolf, am back!

12. (Tears streaming down her face) I can't bear to part with my wife or the sheep!

13. Wife, I'm back!

14. Wife, I finally succeeded!

15. Honey, don't be angry. Anger is bad for the skin!

16. Pleasant goat, I won't let you go.

17. Children are not allowed to play with fire (other).

18. According to the records of his wife's grandfather, ...

19. I, the wolf, am back!

20. Wife, this is an accident, an accident!

2 1. Lazy sheep, if you surrender, I will consider eating you at last!

22. Pleasant Goat, I rushed into the village and ate you first!

23. Wife, just wait for my good news!

24. Is it a wife, wife and grandfather?

25. How can I disturb my wife's beauty sleep?

Son of grey wolf

26. Wife, wife, I ...; Honey, I ...; Honey, I I I ... I ...; Honey, I ...; Honey, I-I- ...

27. Who litters, so heartless.

28. Don't make too many jokes!

The happiest thing in the world is to catch a sheep, and the happiest thing is to catch two sheep. ...

Ah! Honey, if you say so, people will be very shy.

3 1. Wife, let me explain!

32. Damn, delicious little sheep!

33. (Walking to the door of Yangcun alone) Dear little sheep, you are surrounded!

34. Wife, can you stop inviting me to eat fried dumpling?

35. White clouds are floating in the blue sky, and little sheep are running under them ... (an out-of-tune song sung on the pretext of catching sheep and enjoying sunbathing)

Pleasant goat, your tricks can't escape my clever big wolf!

37. Sheep-don't run, I'm Big Wolf, and I like your little leg of lamb-(magic picture box)

38. Dare to ask where the road is, the more you walk, the more confused you are!

39. Although I am only a wolf, the cleverness of the wolf is unimaginable ... (invent something and sing it after success)

40. Sacrifice a bed for a flock of sheep!

4 1, whether it is a black wolf, it is a good wolf who catches sheep!

42. The most dangerous place is the safest place!

43. Leave me alone!

44. Who is the bad guy?

45. I am a failed wolf!

Almighty grey wolf

I hate spring! I will definitely come back!

47, hate, who is it!

48. What has ginger and loves ginger? Kotaro: You jump, I jump. The big wolf can't read the black line on his face ...)

49. Missy, I can't skate a few times. If you don't play a few times, I can't be a big girl (6 1 set "The Spell in Sew")

50. Wolves have no way out.

5 1, a wolf in the north is becoming a donkey!

52. Since you can't catch sheep and don't want to be a hungry wolf, be a wolf with artistic cells!

53. This time you aim at an angle of 45 degrees, 120 minutes plus relativity! (In the episode of "Moving Wolf Castle", because the password to start the machine is to hit people with a pot, and Kotaro can't grasp the strength, so Big Wolf said the above sentence. )

54. Otherwise, how can you be a wolf in front of relatives in the future!

55、! ! !

56, smart and arrogant.

57. Yes, I am your uncle's second uncle's third uncle, his wife's sister! (Excerpted from Wolf)

58, Shan Lang has its own sleeve.

59. Hey, don't come unless you come!

60, wife, I'm not a donkey! He is a stupid wolf at best! In the face of the accusation of his wife "donkey" in "The Box of Miracles", our grey wolf replied like this.

6 1, Pleasant Goat, every time I meet you, it's a bad time!

62. You are an underdeveloped life, a frog head with genetic mutation and congenital dementia, and a kindergarten-level pupil.

The most touching sentence: no matter what, I can't leave you!

When grey wolf was a child.

63. Why do accidents always accompany me? (Excerpted from "Little Angel of Love")

64. Modern wolves are always inseparable from modern tools. (Excerpted from "The Great Challenge of Survival")

65, too wicked, how can you spank others? (Excerpted from When I Wake Up)

66. I am the first gifted scholar in qingqing grasslands. (from "")

67. The most philosophical sentence: "Everyone must think that I am beaten badly by my wife with a pot every day, right? In fact, no matter how she treats me, it is a manifestation of love for me. " (Excerpted from Diary of Big Big Wolf)

68. My king, the world's first grey wolf, how can he surrender? (Excerpted from Battleship Unity)

69. I am just an ordinary postman, not the heroic and invincible wolf. (Excerpted from Paper Plane Wars)

70. Sour plum cold mutton is the best in summer. (Excerpted from "Perfume")

7 1, oh, it's getting late. Take two back quickly, or you'll be scolded by your wife again! (Excerpted from "The Pot of Hope")

72. (To Toad) With you, even if I can't catch the sheep, I'm not afraid of being scolded by my wife! (Excerpted from "The Pot of Hope")

73. This wolf is the Cang Lang who saw sheep love flowers on the green grassland! (Excerpted from Game of Yang Yang 3 1 episode Prince of gymnastics)

74. Woman, that's strange (once the big wolf forgot Kotaro's birthday and got smashed ... then he went to catch sheep ...)

75, reluctant to quilt, can not cover the sheep.

76. Wife, will you be gentle?

77. What flight should I take this time? (From "Survival Challenge", and then Hirotaro said, "Extra large!" , just beat him to fly)

78. Lazy sheep, tell me and I'll let you go.

79. How dare you steal Ben Wang's lines?

80. Wife, it's my turn to say this. (Once Hong Taro said, "I will definitely come back." Cang Lang said this sentence)

8 1, can wolves eat fried rice with eggs instead of sheep? (tiger tiger gives birth to power)

82. Wife, they bullied me again. ...

83. Wife, I will never catch sheep again. ...

84. Misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding.

85. Good smashing, wonderful smashing, screaming (I didn't catch the sheep that my wife smashed, so I blame who has no morality. Will Hong Taro say that I smashed it? Grey wolf says)

86. White clouds are floating in the blue sky, and little sheep are running under them! (from the headlines)

All kinds of "I will definitely come back!"

Everyone knows the classic line of Big Big Wolf, which is "I will definitely come back!" This line was relatively stable in the early stage, and it appeared in almost every episode. But the back is very unstable, and there are many copies. Listed below.

1, I will definitely come back (revenge)!

2. Damn Pleasant Goat, I will definitely come back (revenge)!

Damn it, I will definitely come back!

I will never let you go!

5, damn it, I will never let you go!

6. We will definitely come back!

7, the hateful kind, I will definitely come back! (Excerpted from Yang Yang Game)

8. I will definitely go out! (Excerpted from Yang Yang Game)

9. Woo ... I don't want to come back. ...

10, damn it! I will definitely come back ... I will never go back to this hellhole again. ...

1 1, I will definitely come back with my boss! (Excerpted from "The Battle of the Eccentric World")