Ask for that kind of crooked joke, the content is that the little white rabbit asks the way, and the first intersection on the road meets the little black rabbit, and the second one …

1. Why is the penguin's belly white? Because penguins have short hands, they can only reach the front when taking a shower.

2. The rooster went on a business trip for a month, and when he came back, he heard that quail always came to the hen to play! The cock is beginning to doubt the hen! Sure enough, within two days, the hen laid a quail egg! The cock is angry! The hen hurriedly explained, "Shit, premature birth!" "

3. The centipede was accidentally bitten by a snake when going out! In order to spread the toxin, we must amputate immediately! The centipede comforted itself: "Fortunately, I have many legs!" " The doctor also comforted: "Yes, brother, relax, you will be an earthworm in the future!" "

The spider found a caterpillar in the tree. It is too small to make it lose its appetite. When I went to see it again in a few days, a beautiful flower flew out. The spider said quickly, boy, do you want to lure the tiger away from the mountain with a honey trap? No way!

A butterfly broke its wing, but it flew away. Why? .......................................................................... because it is very strong.

6. There is a Grenade. One day, after eating, it cleaned its teeth. Suddenly, it found a thorn between its teeth. It pulled it out hard and exploded ... One day, an eggplant was walking in the street and suddenly sneezed. It wiped its nose and said angrily, it's taking a fucking photo again!

7. There is a person who likes to make phone calls. One day, he hung up on someone and his feet were sore when he walked. Looking down, he stepped on a lemon!

8. There was a hedgehog, rowing a rubber boat, rowing and drowning. Tell you a funny story ~ A chicken slipped down the hill. ...................................................................................................................................................................

9. One day, a person was watching TV at home and saw * * and heard the sound of knocking at the door. So he opened the door and saw a snail. The snail said, can I have a glass of water? The man was very angry and kicked the snail away. A few years later, when the man was watching TV at home, he heard the sound of knocking at the door. When he opened the door, he saw the snail again. The snail said, why did you kick me just now?

10. Xiao Huamei said to her mother: Mom, I don't feel well today and don't want to go to school ... What did her mother say about this? Xiao Huamei said, I don't know why I always feel sour all over.

Joke is a Chinese word, and the pinyin is xiào hua, which means something that makes people laugh.

Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in story, often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. Most of them reveal absurd phenomena in life, which are ironic and entertaining. There are different tastes.

A joke can also refer to a phrase or a short story, which makes both the speaker and the listener feel funny or produces a sense of humor. Another action-oriented joke is that actions affect people's vision and perception, and they feel happy and funny.

On June 7th, 2008, Joke was approved by the State Council to be included in the second batch of national intangible cultural heritage list.