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What should I pay attention to when flying for the first time so as not to be laughed at?

Ha, ha, ha. The answer from the man of God upstairs killed me: Don't eat too clean lunch on the plane. ...

Some women don't have enough food on the plane. Do you want to starve to death? Ha ha!

Don't worry, for the first time, there is nothing to be ashamed of! Who hasn't experienced flying for the first time? People who really fly all the time have met many people for the first time, and they won't laugh at you. They probably haven't been there twice.

I have taken many international and domestic flights. When I was a child, I grew up in the airport. My family all work at the airport. My relatives are all airlines and my friends are pilots. Every time I eat a plane meal, there are no leftovers. After spending that money, I am full. Obviously, I don't have enough. I left some on purpose, wasted food and got hungry. Besides, everyone else knows why, which is even more funny.

Specifically: 1. Stick some Peugeot on the checked luggage, one looks like a frequent traveler, and the other can recognize your luggage at a glance when you pick it up after checking in.

2. 100ML liquid cannot be taken on board, and liquids below 100ML can be taken on board, except flammable items.

3. The laptop can be taken on the plane.

4。 Depending on the type of plane you are flying, the service of flight attendants is sometimes different.

5. Plane meals and drinks are free. If you are not enough, you can ask for more. You can also ask the stewardess for beer (economy class) (first class has red wine, business and meals are optional).

6. Find the seat of the plane according to the ticket number of your boarding pass. Letters represent lines and numbers represent lines. Look at the location of the suitcase. There is a number. For example, your ticket says: GEAT 10, C2 1, which means boarding at gate 10, and the seat is in row C, 2 1.

7. You don't have to turn off your cell phone when you get on the plane, just turn it off when you push it back.

8。 You can play laptops and tablets on the plane.

9. Look at the seat belt warning light. If the warning light goes out, you can go to the bathroom. Don't unfasten your seat belt until it goes out.

10. There is a radio on the armrest of the seat. If you are bored, you can plug in headphones to listen to the program. Some headphones are put in the bag behind the front seat, and some airline headphones are for you. Do not take them away. After listening, give them back to others. You can also listen to it with the headset of your mobile phone.

1 1. There are magazines behind the seats on the plane. You can read at will, but don't take it away.

12, there are newspapers on the plane. If you want to watch the news, press the pager overhead and the flight attendant will come and ask you what you need. When you say newspapers, he will ask you what newspapers you read, such as the World Wide Web and sports. You can take it away after reading it.

13, there are also free newspapers on the grade covered bridge, which can be read on the plane.

14。 Never-drunk meals or drinks can be taken away.

15. If you fly low-cost airlines, drinks and meals are charged, while ordinary airlines are free.

16, if you fly at night, the lights in the aircraft cabin will be turned off. If you want to read a book, you can press the switch of the personal reading light overhead. Be careful not to press the wrong button and turn on someone else's.

17, if you feel cold, you can ask for a blanket cover, but low-cost airlines charge for blankets. I can sell it to you and take it away. Ordinary airlines are free, you can't take them with you.

There are probably so many main things. If you want to ask other questions, you can ask me again. I hope I can help you. But what I want to say is, my friend, you spent money, so don't always worry about being laughed at, just be yourself ~

18, by the way, many airlines can take photos or videos, but some airlines, such as Asiana, don't let the flight attendants find them, so they have to delete the photos.