What lines or fragments have you seen that make you laugh?

The funny lines that make people laugh and cry in TV series are typical lines. Please enjoy them:

1, "Goodbye Mr. Loser", when Ma Dongmei introduced the source of his name, the following dialogue took place:

"My dad called xu. When I was born, he was gone, so my name is Ma Dongmei! "

This name is so apt and casual. It is clearly a sad story, but it makes people laugh!

2. In The Water Margin, a eunuch saw the coach Lin for the first time and couldn't help feeling: "Adults really have the ability to sink fish and fall wild geese."

Brother, I always thought it was wrong to sink fish and fall wild goose, didn't I? Is my knowledge narrow, I don't know your height? Why do you say that, coach Lin!

3. When Shen Teng, the hero in The Iron Fist of Shame, meets his elder brother again.

"Brother, 30 years have passed, have you ever thought that I am still beautiful?"

This sentence with Shen Teng's face, inexplicable joy uncontrollable coughing.

4, the fourth one doesn't know the source, but the content is too real and funny!

"Sima Qian endured the torture of castration again and again"

God, castration once is enough, isn't it? Did Sima Qian offend you? Time and time again! !

Do you know any illogical lines?

Too many screenshots of funny lines. I chose a few of them, and it felt good. Let me share them with you.

1: This passage is from Goodbye Mr. Loser.

Teacher: Why don't you sleep in another place? Charlotte: Can I sleep with someone else? Teacher: You think you are the headmaster. You can sleep with whoever you want. At this moment, the headmaster just pushed the door and came in.

I won't say the title of this paragraph, because it is called "Hand Tearing Devil", which is far louder than its title. Does everyone think there is wood?

The woman said that her grandfather was brutally killed by the Japanese when he was nine years old. What? Please forgive me for not learning biology well at school. Are you insulting our illiteracy?

3. This passage is from "Man-eating Island"

This guy asked: What's the number of 9 1 10? What? Okay, I don't know. I have to ask 1 14 to check. Hmm ~ Does anyone know the telephone number of 1 14?

4. Finally, a passage from the legend of truth. Ha ha laugh

Brother said: fifteen dogs of Taoism are walking sideways in the whole area. If you are a brother, come and cut me. Huh? This requires ~ what else can we say?

I was the first to think of screenshots of anti-Japanese dramas and share some with you.

00 1 tear the devil by hand

The special effects are not so good. I'm really blind.

A machine gunner who shot a Japanese from 802 miles away.

Is this a clairvoyance?

003, you were cheated by me.

Is this derogatory? Will anyone say that their plan is a scam?

These plays are really speechless. I love my country, but I always think it is better to be realistic. To vilify the enemy is to vilify yourself. Ask yourself, "The enemy is so stupid, how did he win 14?"

I hope the director will show mercy and stop filming. Seek truth from facts, and don't deliberately vilify or beautify either side. History is used for memory and reflection, not for fun.

Some TV stories are serious in themselves.

The actor didn't mean to make you laugh.

However, when saying some lines,

The original or serious, or spectacular, or passionate feelings are gone.

The only thing left is-

Hahahahahahahaha burps ~

▼ For example, the Imperial Army was killed by the Eighth Route Army. Although everyone knows this, can you tell the truth in the plot?

▼ It's been so long, who doesn't know that you are the son of heaven?

▼ This counterattack is good. Hahahaha ...

▼ I have already said the answer myself. This question is really funny.

▼ This line is also quite classic.

She is also a big yellow flower girl.

I don't know if it was an unintentional mistake by the screenwriter or a deliberate act.

Do you know other lines of sand sculpture? Share it, let's have fun together.

Lots and lots.

Someone in green camp Bay: Qu Yuan threw himself into the river to stop Qin Shihuang from burning books and burying Confucianism (in case someone is not clear, explain that Qu Yuan threw himself into the river, because he was not a Confucian and Qu Yuan was born decades after Qin Shihuang's death, so many words convinced him) Qin Shihuang: I don't want to carry this pot, get out.

And our Fanfan, seeing this picture, is not only full of motivation, but also can gain a good mood.

And this is really killing me, hahaha.

Also, a screenshot of yourself.

Hello, I'm the funny De Dapang, and I'm glad to answer your question.

A good TV play is inseparable from the efforts of actors, directors, screenwriters and crews. With them, we will see many classic TV dramas and never get tired of watching them. But we often see drama, lines, plots and gangs. Bring a lot of happiness to our life. Even all the wonderful gods P will be made into bucket diagrams, which is convenient for us to use when chatting. It's hard to try. I'll find you some shocking lines with shocking pictures. Bojun smiled.

Wind and cloud rule the world, the poison of Nie Feng: the kiss of death! Writer, come out! Tell me, is this an idol drama?

Master Ke, the seven eccentrics of Jiangnan, obviously has a bad eye.

You let everyone see your color and behavior.

Q: What do you want me to think? ! !

With your IQ, I'm afraid you'll never find the murderer in your life.

Emperor: I'm really not a man or a fox. I'm Samoyed! ! !

Let's have a town map,

The dance of "Top of the Forbidden City" suddenly became popular again for a while.

Be reasonable, this is the first time I have seen such a fight! Just ask if you are tired, do you play or not, and do you still have a freestyle for each person?

I'm funny and fat, and there are still many pictures that I can't post.

I hope my answer will satisfy you.

The mobile phone screen is broken today.