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Meng Po Tang’s QQ log joke

It is said that there is a kind of soup in the underworld called "Mengpo soup"

Drinking it can make people forget the pain and sorrow, sadness and joy in the world...

After death, you will reach the Naihe Bridge after leaving the gate of hell

The bridgekeeper on the Naihe Bridge is named Meng. She has prepared the decoction long ago

As long as you drink her decoction, The old grudges in the past and present lives -

You will forget them - cleanly

When you are a new person in the next life, this soup is called Meng Po soup

The distant ringtone trembles slightly

Resounding faintly in the horizon

Falling again...

That is the song of the souls lingering day and night on the Naihe Bridge.... ..

On the Naihe Bridge, Granny Meng leisurely picked up the bowl...

The person who came was astringent

Some were wooden and some were calm. , ferocious, fearful...

Half push, half trembling...

Drink the soup in one gulp

After all, no one can escape

In the end, you have to drink a little bit, not a little bit...

Meng Po leisurely took a bowl of soup,

Meng Po collected the soup bowl leisurely...

No matter how deeply I fell in love in my previous life

Walking on the Naihe Bridge, I walked steadily without any confusion... ....

Silent as a mirror, heart as heavy as a stone...

This side of the bridge is silent

Because the heart is dead

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Lost the memory of the past life

The sky is mourning on the other side of the bridge

Because of the heartbeat

The unforgettable pull is lingering... ...

"In the next life, we will continue our relationship..."

Occasionally, Po Meng heard the sound coming to her ears and smiled lightly... ..

Looking down at the pot of soup, it was just an ordinary pot of soup

It was just because of the addition of the soup that was simply called forgetfulness that it was better than the previous eternal oath... .

The boat of memory ran aground

A drop in the ocean

The strong winds and waves have passed by...

Occasionally I feel

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There are many things that I have never done in this life

but seem familiar...

No rock is really unshakable

The cruelest thing in the world is waiting

Waiting is the first step in life...

Waiting until the night-blooming cereus blooms again

Waiting until the scenery is seen through

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The moment after drinking all the Meng Po soup

I can only swallow with tears...

In this life, hold her hand

< p> When you love, stay close and close -

Don’t lose each other in the vast crowd

Or...

You are you, I am me

Don’t owe each other, let’s go to happiness...

Even if we meet in a dream, don’t say hello

Smile and pass by

Or, let me have you all my life

Or, we should never meet each other...

Drink a bowl of Mengpo soup and forget the sorrow of the past life

Drink a bowl of Mengpo soup to renew our relationship with you in the next life

No matter who you are, you must walk on the Naihe Bridge and drink Meng Po Soup

So, in this life

Cherish what you should cherish

Let go of what should be let go...

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With the nostalgia of the past life

The vow to be with you for all eternity

Looking for you in the world

The misty world of mortals

< p> It has changed your appearance in the past

I spent my whole life

But I didn’t wait for you to appear

My despair is floating in the wind Eyes

Miss you

I have missed my long-cherished wish in this life

I can only beg God

Use my life to exchange for the last chance to meet you in this life See

Even for just a moment

Tell you

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Still keeping that oath

On the Naihe Bridge

Waiting for you for a hundred years, waiting for you for ten thousand years...

My heart is filled with tears Thousand Lines