A brief comparison of the paragraphs seeking novelty.

1. Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the mountain, and the world has the Great Wall.

When the college entrance examination results came out, the teacher breathed a sigh of relief and said to me: In fact, it is a kind of happiness for you and the university.

Please don't ask him to use his brain-his left brain is full of water and his right brain is full of flour, so he just moves easily and everything is paste.

5. I will help you solve the problem that Confucius can't solve.

6. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

7. When you stumble and become a cripple, you turn around and flash your waist.

8. I don't like to tidy my room. They all call me a messy room hero.

Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, and life is like fire and smoke. ...

10 You said to wait for me. You did it. You found someone to wait with.

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12. Rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and get some money to hold a money field.

13. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

14. Smoke is not obedient, so we smoke.

15. It's better to be beautiful than to live beautifully!

16. Besides love, there are radishes in other people's fields.

17. I thought that if I was "invisible", others would not find me. It's no use. People like me, like fireflies in the dark, are bright enough and outstanding enough.

18. Some things, knowing that they are wrong, must be persisted because they are unwilling; Some people, knowing love, have to give up because there is no ending; Sometimes, knowing that the road has gone, we are still moving forward because we are used to it.

19. Diamonds last forever, and one goes bankrupt!

20. The iron cock will leave some rust. You are simply a stainless steel cock.

2 1. It was unplugged before it was violated.

22. Women are self-satisfied and men are poor.

23. Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!

24. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is having a brain.

25. Lie down where you fell.

26. Romance is a beautiful evening dress, but you can't wear it all the time.

27. Doing all ordinary things well is extraordinary, and doing all simple things right is not simple.

28. I'm not a prince, why do girls always think they should be a princess when they see me!

29. The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

30. The so-called fate is the reason when love succeeds and the excuse when it fails; The so-called wedding is a ceremony for lovers to become "family"; The so-called breakup is something that a woman may not be able to do once she says it a hundred times, but a man can do it once.

3 1. The headwind direction is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

32. If you are angry for one minute, you will lose 60 seconds of happiness.

Only by sharing can happiness be doubled.

34. Being busy is a kind of happiness, which makes us have no time to experience pain; Running around is a kind of happiness, which makes us truly feel life; Fatigue is a kind of enjoyment, which leaves us no time to be empty.

35. Life is like breathing. "Breathe" is for breathing, and "inhale" is for breathing.

36. I asked my troubles. He doesn't love you at all. Let me tell you not to flatter yourself. Sheng asked me to bring you a love letter: he will never change for you!

37. Knowledge is like underwear; it is invisible but important.

38. It's hard to love someone. Loving two people is fun, loving three people is annoying, four people capsize and five people are completely finished.

39. A woman kissing a man is a kind of happiness, and a man kissing a woman is a kind of luck.

40. Marriage is to wear cotton-padded clothes freely. It's inconvenient to move, but it will be warm.

4 1. The hero is very sad about Beauty Pass. I'm not a hero, but the beauty let me through.

42. Play hard: You can only play if you have a life. If your life is gone, what can you play?

43. As soon as others praise me, I am worried that others will not praise me enough.

Love is always more sacred than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

45. The journey of exploration is not about discovering new land, but about cultivating new perspectives.

I didn't mean to be different, so I can't have outstanding taste.

47. How far a person can go depends on who he walks with; How good a person is depends on who gives him advice; How successful a person is depends on who he is with.

48. Sighing is the most wasteful thing, crying is the most wasteful thing.

49. A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like a woman's appearance.

50. If you have money, you lose your family; If you have no money, worship God.

5 1. I was interested in getting married at first, but it was wrong to divorce later.

52. Salted fish turns over, or salted fish.

I can choose to give up, but I can't give up my choice.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

55. Not everyone can keep a low profile. The foundation of low-key is to be able to keep a high profile at any time.

56. Women like ugly men, and don't like ugly men.

57. The ancients said that "women are pleasing to themselves" should actually be "women are pleasing to themselves".

Our love died on this day, just to give each other a chance to be reborn.

59. When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When you are not used, you become a layoff!

Successful men can earn more money than their wives spend, and successful women can also find such men.

6 1. Fell down, got up and cried.

Sometimes the killer of marriage is not an affair, but time.

63. A moon, a you, two shadows, you and I, Sansheng is fortunate to know you, and the four beauties are not as good as you.

64. Don't mention anything, not because you forget, but because you remember.

65. Some people say that love is a debt I owed in my last life. I will pay it back in my life. I must have been vulgar in my last life, so I have no debt to pay back in my life!

66. Let the future come and the past pass.

67. Tiny happiness is around, and relaxed satisfaction is heaven.

68. Is it necessary to be big? Dinosaurs didn't go extinct as usual!

A white lie is a good excuse for your deception.

70. Parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

7 1. Loneliness is a person's carnival, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

72. Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

Humor means that a person has an interest in laughing when he wants to cry.

74. Love without pain is not true love, and marriage without happiness must be a sad marriage.

75. When one door of happiness closes, another door will open. We often stare at the closed door, but turn a blind eye to the open one.

76. Coffee is bitter and sweet, not how to stir it at the end, but whether to put sugar; The pain is not so hard to forget, but whether you have the courage to start over.

77. People are tired of living because they can't put down their shelves, tear their faces and untie their complex.

78. Love is putting your heart and soul into it, and then pulling it away!

79. I laughed at the sky from the horizontal knife and went to bed after laughing!

80. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dream, but the process of sticking to it!

8 1. My wife and mother fell into the river. I saved my mother first, because my mother gave me life, and I couldn't find any reason to leave her alone. If my wife is not saved, I can bury her again and continue our love in the grave.

82. One day, my brother went to a primary school to play basketball and heard a junior girl ask a junior boy, "Do you love me or not?" The boy said helplessly, "My mother gives me 3 yuan a day, and 2.5 yuan is for you to buy snacks. Do you think I love you or not? "