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Fairy tales to put the baby to bed (10)

1. Fairy tale of putting the baby to sleep: Little Bear fishing

Little bear wants to eat fish, so early in the morning, Little bear prepares a fishing rod and a bucket and sets off happily.

When he came to the river, Bear saw lush trees growing there, birds chirping and singing happy songs on the trees, and the grass on both sides of the river was in full bloom in Cui Hua, which was very beautiful.

Little bear sat under a big tree and began to fish. After a while, Grandfather Sun got up and the bear was sweating all over. He looked at the willows around him. With a clever movement, he picked some wicker and knitted a straw hat to wear on his head. The bird standing in the tree said, "Brother Bear, have a rest. On such a hot day, fish are afraid of heat and will not take the bait! " "Bear said confidently," don't bother me. As long as I have patience, the fish will eventually take the bait. "

After a while, the clear sky suddenly covered with dark clouds, and it crashed with a crash. The clever bear quickly picked some lotus leaves and covered his head to keep out the rain.

Gradually, the rain became less and less, but the bear caught more and more fish. The bear said happily to the bird, "Look, this is the result of my patience!" " "

2. Fairy tale of putting a baby to sleep: a child with an empty flowerpot in his hand.

Once upon a time, there was a beloved king. He is too old to handle state affairs. But he has no children, which makes him nervous.

One day, the king thought of a way, so he called the ministers together to discuss: "I want to choose an honest child as my adopted son and let him inherit my throne in the future." Ministers think this is a good idea.

The king ordered his ministers to distribute some flower seeds to every child in the kingdom, and the ministers immediately set about it. The ministers said to each child who came to collect seeds, "If you can cultivate the most beautiful flowers with these seeds, then you can be the heir to the king."

After receiving the seeds, the children went home happily. The children have planted flowers. They water, fertilize, loosen the soil and take good care of them. They never dare to slack off.

There was a little boy named Xiong Xiong, who cultivated flower seeds very carefully. However, ten days have passed, half a month has passed, and a month has passed ... The seeds in the flowerpot are still the same, and there is no sign of germination.

"How strange! What is this? " Bear is confused.

One night, he couldn't help asking his mother, "Why don't the flowers I planted sprout?"

Mother said, "If you change the soil in the flowerpot, maybe the seeds will sprout."

Xiong Xiong took his mother's advice and planted these seeds in new soil. Xiong Xiong takes good care of these seeds as before, but they still don't germinate.

It's time for the king to enjoy the flowers. Children with blooming flower pots poured into the streets, and everyone wanted to be the heir to the king. However, I don't know why, as he walked, the king looked at the children with fresh flowers without a smile on his face.

At the corner of the street, the king saw a child standing there crying with an empty flowerpot. This child is Xiong Xiong. The king went over and asked, "Why are you holding an empty flowerpot?"

Xiong Xiong sobbed and told the king about his planting flowers, saying that it might be retribution, because he once stole an apple from his neighbor's orchard.

The king listened to the bear's answer, took his hand happily and said loudly, "You are my honest son!" " "

The children asked the king inexplicably, "Why did you choose a child with an empty flowerpot as your heir?"

The king said, "Son, all the flowers I sent you are ripe seeds." There is something in his flowerpot that none of you have! "

After listening to the king's words, the children with flowers flushed because they were not sowing the flowers that the king gave them.

3. Fairy tale of putting the baby to sleep: three little monkeys

One sunny afternoon, three naughty little monkeys were playing ball in the Woods by the pond. You pass it to me and I pass it to him. They had a good time. Just then, a little monkey missed the ball. It jumped on the ground and jumped into the pond.

The three monkeys looked at each other and then complained to each other. One of them said, "You are so stupid! I can't even catch the ball. " The other said, "How can you blame me? Blame you for pushing too hard. " Only the third little monkey held his chin in his hand and seemed to be thinking about something.

"Ah! What time is it now? Why are you still staring? " The other two monkeys took their anger out on it.

"If something goes wrong, we shouldn't blame each other. We should come up with a good solution as soon as possible. " The third little monkey said unhurriedly

"Have you figured out a way?" The other two monkeys said.

I saw the third little monkey make a face at them, and then quickly climbed up a big tree by the pond.

The other two monkeys are confused.

The third little monkey broke a branch from the big tree, jumped down quickly and ran to the pond. It fished up the ball in the pond with branches.

The ball was caught and the three little monkeys played happily again.

4. Fairy tale of putting your baby to sleep: Kittens sell fish.

On this day, the kitten's business is particularly good. Only a few hundred kilograms of fish are left. He weighed it. Well, it was just 15 kg, so he sold it cheaply. Let's sell it at the purchase price of 6 yuan a kilogram. Sold out, go home early and buy some good things for mom and dad.

Just thinking, the wolf and the fox came to the fish stall and saw the business coming. The kitten greeted them: "Hello, today's fish is very fresh, and the rest is sold cheaply. 6 yuan a catty. Do you want to buy some? "

The wolf said, "I am too old to bite the fish head." I just want to buy fish. "

The fox who is acting quickly said, "OK, I just need to make fish head soup!" " "The fox went on to say," Well, let's buy all the fish. A catty of 4 yuan and a catty of 2 yuan are just right. "Tell the kitten to cut the fish head and body.

The kitten cut the fish and weighed it. 5 kg fish head, fish body 10 kg. At the same time, my brain is spinning fast: No, 6 yuan's Jin is 15 Jin, which should be 90 yuan. Now 2 yuan's first catty is 10 yuan, plus 4 yuan's catty, it is 10 catty. Only 40 yuan, plus 50 yuan, completely missing 40 yuan! I was almost fooled by them!

So the kitten said to the smug fox, "I have cut the fish." If the fish head 2 yuan is a catty, the fish body 8 yuan is a catty. If the fish weighs a kilo in 4 yuan, the fish head is 10 yuan kilo. It's 90 bucks anyway. See how to buy it yourself! "

The fox was dumbfounded, and the wolf standing beside him said angrily to the fox, "It was all your bad idea. You can buy fish heads at 65,438 yuan +00 yuan a catty, and give me the rest of the fish body 4 yuan. "

"It's not fair," said the fox. The fish body is much more valuable than the fish head and weighs twice as much as the fish head. Now I have to bear the loss. You only need to pay twice as much, that is, 60 yuan, and I will leave 30 yuan. What do you think? "

The wolf was even more angry and said, "This is obviously your bad idea. Why should I pay more? " He raised his fist as he spoke.

When the fox saw it, he was startled and quickly said, "Oh, ok, ok, let's not worry about how much a catty is." We each pay half of the money, which is 45 yuan. "

The wolf thought for a moment and found that he still had to pay 5 yuan more than expected, and he strongly disagreed. Seeing that he couldn't get any benefits, the fox thought that the hero wouldn't suffer immediate losses, so he had to pay 50 yuan and left alone angrily. After the wolf paid 40 yuan, the kitten smiled proudly.

5. Fairy Tales to Put Babies to Sleep: Sand in Trouble

Spring has come.

Red kangaroo, who had been suppressed for a winter, walked out of the house and looked down at the grass, which quietly turned green; Look up at the willow tip, quietly green. He tried to smell the air. Gee, the air smells of My Sweetie. "Maybe this is the taste of spring!" Red kangaroo thought.

The rooster ran out of the house and sang, "Whoa, whoa, look for a rooster in spring." Great, great, spring is in my song. "

The jumping frog stretched himself and said unhappily, "My dream is very sweet, my dream is very sweet, and the annoying rooster is crowing." I want your mental compensation! " Compensation! "

Red kangaroo said with a smile: "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, let's go and kick shuttlecock in the square!"

Three good friends, find out the chicken dandelion, stand in the square and play with each other.

A gust of wind blew, and the sand entered the jumping frog's eyes, but he couldn't see the shuttlecock. He blinked hard and tears flowed.

The rooster asked the jumping frog, "What's the matter? Are you sad to miss your mother? " Jumping frog was too angry to speak.

Another gust of wind blew, and the cock's eyes also entered the sand, and the shuttlecock could not see clearly. His eyes blinked hard and his tears flowed.

Red kangaroo took out a clean handkerchief and said, "You have sand in your eyes. I'll blow it for you. I'll wipe it for you. You are not shy. Tears can wash away the sand in your eyes. "

Red kangaroo helped his friend and gently wiped the sand from his eyes. The cock's eyes are clear, and the jumping frog's eyes are bright.

6. Fairy tale of putting the baby to sleep: Little monkey looking for a job

In Huaguoshan, there is a monkey who is smart and studious and has learned many skills. Picking fruit is his unique skill. But his behavior is very casual. Whenever something happens, he always jumps under the bed, and no one can stop him.

When autumn came, the little monkey saw that there was nothing on the mountain, so he was ready to find a job in the orchard below the mountain and earn some pocket money. He packed his bags and went down the hill. He came to the orchard at the foot of the mountain. Just in front of the orchard, there is a job advertisement, which reads: Because of the bumper fruit harvest this year, our garden needs to recruit more fruit pickers, and the treatment is negotiable.

I came at the right time, he thought. I must earn a lot of money here and make my friends on the mountain envy me. So he pushed open the door of the orchard and went in. He happened to meet the owner of the orchard, the old goat.

When the old goat saw the monkey, he was surprised and asked, "Little monkey, you're not here to apply, are you?"

The monkey immediately said, "Yes, I'm here to apply."

The old goat said happily, great. I just need help. Sit here for a while while I tidy up the orchard first.

Then he left. After the old goat walked away, the little monkey touched the old goat's sofa and felt very elastic. He jumped up and down on the sofa curiously, jumping high, which made him feel very funny. After a while, he found some peaches on the table, so he grabbed some peaches and ate them. Then he looked through a pile of resumes on the table to see who else would apply. Then he scratched his head and found a gourd kettle hanging on the fence, so he rushed over to drink with it.

Just as he hung the kettle back, the old goat came behind him. The little monkey is not afraid at all. He casually asked the old goat, "Old goat, I'm good at picking fruits. Don't believe me, start an interview. " The old goat shook his head and said, "No, your interview is over. You can go now. "

The little monkey jumped up happily and asked, "You mean I passed the interview?"

The old goat said, "No, I didn't say I would admit you." As soon as the little monkey thinks that he can't earn pocket money, he can't show off on the mountain. He jumped out of bed in anger, screamed and asked inexplicably, "I have such great skills, why don't you admit me?"

The old goat said to the little monkey, "I know your skill, little monkey." Look what you've done here. You're rude. I am old enough to call me an old goat. I don't care if you have the ability. "

The little monkey howled with anger, but finally he left with his luggage. After the little monkey left, the old goat couldn't help saying, "Monkey, monkey, what's the use of learning all your skills?"

7. Fairy tales to put babies to sleep: white rabbits and dandelion fairies.

A lost rabbit sat on an empty Yuan Ye and wept because she lost all her golden hair.

"Whoops, I lost all my blond hair. It's a pity. "

At this moment, a voice came from not far away. "Don't cry. Tell me what difficulties you have and I will help you. "

Xiao Bai got a fright. He looked for fame and saw a beautiful fairy sitting on a big dandelion ball.

"Sister, can you help me?"

"Yes, tell me what difficulties you have encountered."

The little white rabbit told the fairy that she had lost her blonde hair. The fairy shook her head. "This is a bit difficult!" "The fairy told the little white rabbit that if she wants to have blonde hair again, she must help a hundred people who need her help, and then find her later. The fairy said and flew away in a dandelion ball.

So the white rabbit helps others every day. He helps aunt goat mow the grass. Help uncle fat pig blow flies; Help frogs learn to jump high; I also helped an injured hunting dog, which never bullied small animals again.

The White Rabbit has helped more than 0/00 people unconsciously, and she came to Shan Ye as promised. She heard the fairy smile at her and say, "Your blonde hair has grown out, because you already have a heart of gold."

The white rabbit looked up at the blue sky, and the dandelion fairy took fairy wand and drove the snow-white dandelion fur ball to the horizon slowly.

The little white rabbit thought, "What a beautiful fairy!" "

8. Fairy tale of putting the baby to sleep: Sammy's blanket

Grandpa sewed a small blanket for Sammy. Sleeping at night is soft and warm.

Sammy grew up little by little, and his feet were exposed from under the blanket when he slept. The blanket is too small.

Grandpa has an idea. He spread the blanket on the table, measured it with a ruler, drew it with a pen, cut it with scissors, and sewed it on the sewing machine.

The carpet turned into a dress. Sammy wore it out and everyone praised him for his beauty.

Sammy grew taller and taller, with clothes on his body and his stomach exposed. These clothes are too small.

Grandpa has an idea. He spread the clothes on the table, measured them with a ruler, scratched them with strokes, scratched them with scissors, and sewed them on the sewing machine.

The clothes became vests. Sammy wore it out and everyone praised him for his good looks.

Sammy grew up little by little, and the vest was too small to wear on him, and the buttons could not be buttoned.

Grandpa had an idea. He spread the vest on the table, measured it with a ruler, made a stroke, cut it with scissors, and sewed it on the sewing machine.

The vest became a tie. Sammy wore a tie and everyone praised him for his swagger.

Sammy grew taller and taller, and his tie shrank to his chest. This tie is too short.

Grandpa has an idea. He spread the tie on the table, measured it with a ruler, drew it with a pen, scratched it with scissors, and sewed it on the sewing machine.

The tie turned into a handkerchief. Sammy put the handkerchief in his pocket, took it out to wipe his nose, wrapped it in pebbles and used it as a hat when it rained. He used it for a long time and his handkerchief was broken.

Grandpa had an idea. He cut and sewed the handkerchief, made a button and nailed it to Sammy's clothes. Sammy often touches buttons with his hands. He likes him very much.

One day, boom, the button fell off. Sammy chased and chased, and the button rolled into the sewer.

"It's nothing. Grandpa can't change anything anymore. " Sammy thought. But grandpa took a pen and paper and wrote the story of this little blanket with Sammy.

9. Fairy tales of putting your baby to sleep: good baby and bad baby.

In autumn and October, orchards in Huang, Baby Bear and other places are busy harvesting.

The squirrel passed by the orchard, and Wang Wanggou suddenly greeted him: "Hey, hello!"

The squirrel ran as fast as he could, shouting, "Bad boy!" " "

Baby bear smiled when he saw you. "See you frighten him. Hurry up and send some good fruit to ensure that he sees you don't run away! " "

Wang Wanggou said, "Yes, yes, friends will be very happy if the harvested fruits are shared."

Prepare two bags of walnuts and chestnuts and send them to the squirrel's door.

Wang Wanggou shouted, "Squirrel, squirrel, come out quickly and give you a bag of big walnuts!" "

Baby Bear whispered, "Squirrel, squirrel, don't be afraid. I'll give you a bag of oil chestnuts! " "

The squirrel whispered to himself, "no, no, I don't believe it." Why do you want to give me something delicious? "

Wang Wanggou untied the bag, aimed at the hole in the tree and said, "Everyone, try something good! The big walnut is coming! "

Baby bear untied the bag and pointed at the hole in the tree and said, "Try something good, everyone. Here comes the chestnut!" " "

Goo goo, goo goo, chestnuts and walnuts rolled into the squirrel hole.

One minute later, the squirrel cave was still quiet. Baby Bear and Wang Wanggou sighed and walked home.

Walking, I suddenly heard someone shouting behind me: "Wang Wanggou, Baby Bear, thank you two good babies."

10. Fairy tale of putting the baby to sleep: Little goats learn skills.

When the child grows up, he wants to learn skills outside. Mother sheep said happily, "Good! You should remember that every time you meet someone, you will learn a skill from them. "

The little goat walked around outside and learned nothing, so he had to go home disappointed.

Mother sheep asked strangely, "didn't you meet anyone?"

The little goat said, "No! I have met many people. "

Mother sheep was even more strange and asked, "In that case, why haven't you learned any skills?"

The little goat replied, "I met the calf first, but it didn't jump as high as me;" Then I met the duckling, but he ran slower than me. I also met a little monkey, but he didn't sing as well as me. "

"Silly boy," Mother Sheep said seriously, "You can't just stare at other people's shortcomings, but discover their advantages, so that you can learn skills!"