Small jokes suitable for primary school students

1, people who love to laugh are not too bad luck. To tell the truth, if a person is unlucky, I don't know how he can laugh.

2. You can get a good job by investing in the right resume; You don't have to work if you have the right child.

3. Boys who are nice to only one girl are called warm men, and boys who are nice to all girls are called hot dogs.

It is said that the only animal in the world that can maintain eternal love is the hedgehog-because hedgehogs can never get too close.

5, endure for a while, the more you think about it, the more you think about it, the more you lose.

6. Eating together is called fighting, and going home together is called carpooling. You give me the rest of your life and live together. It's called despair.

7. It is said that a man's career is inversely proportional to his looks. I can't bear to look in the mirror. It seems that I am doomed to accomplish nothing in my life.

8. Some people say that everything is difficult at the beginning. But because of your weight, the ship sank before it reached the bridge.

9. When I am pursuing Happyness, I am afraid that I am not at home, so I am always at home.

10, I prayed to Jesus for a stable and stable life. He thought for a moment and said, let's talk about world peace first!

1 1. When a girl is sad, she should touch her chest and tell herself, "You are a boy, be strong!"

12, don't look down on yourself so much. Maybe one day you will lose your mind and be conspicuous and unattainable.

13, all Sichuanese eat spicy food! ! ! ! Not all northeastern people are not afraid of the cold! ! ! ! Not all Mongolians can wrestle! ! ! ! Don't ask me. Every time I tell you I'm from Shandong, you ask me, "Then your excavator must be very good." !

14. Half a year after breaking up, her first call was to ask me to help her with a math problem. I cried and she didn't even ask me how I was doing. After sitting for a while, I cried again because I couldn't do it either.

15, when the tattoo was found, my mother gave me a fat beating. Today, my mother drove me out and had an accident. My mother told me to undress without saying anything!