5-minute humorous stories in kindergarten

There was a doctoral student who was assigned to a research institute after graduation and became the person with the highest academic qualifications in the research institute. One Sunday, when he was free, he went fishing in the small pond behind his unit. It happened that the director and deputy director were around him and were fishing. He just nodded slightly to them as a greeting. He thought, what do these two undergraduates have to talk about? After a while, the director put down the fishing rod, stretched himself and walked briskly from the water to the opposite side to go to the toilet. The doctor's eyes are about to fall off. Floating on the water? Really? This is a deep pond! When the director came back from the toilet, he also floated back from the water. What's going on here? Doctoral students are not easy to ask, they are doctoral students! After a while, the deputy director also stood up, took a few steps and floated across the water to go to the toilet like the director. This time, the doctoral student almost fainted: no way, did he go to a place where Jianghu experts were concentrated? ! Soon, the doctoral students were also anxious. There are walls on both sides of this pond. It takes more than ten minutes to go to the toilet opposite, and it is too far to go back to work. What should I do? However, doctoral students don't want to ask the two directors. After holding back for a long time, they got up and stepped into the water: I don't believe undergraduates can pass, but my doctoral students can't! There was a bang and the doctoral student fell into the water. Two directors pulled him up and asked him why he had to go into the water. He asked, "Why can you walk on water?" The two directors smiled at each other: "There are two rows of wooden stakes in this pond, because it rained and swelled in the past two days, and it happened to be submerged under the water. But we all know the location of these stakes, so we can walk on them. Why don't you ask? " Doctoral students blush ... education can only represent the past, and only learning can represent the future. People who respect experience can take fewer detours. A good team should be a learning team. What did you learn from this joke? Original publisher: Three Minutes of Philosophic Funny Stories in Du Mi Library 1: Three Minutes of Philosophic Funny Stories: Unity and Two Buckets Once upon a time, there was a rich man who gave birth to a son, who was so stupid that he didn't know how to comb his hair, wash his face and shed two buckets of snot. The rich regard their precious son as the apple of their eye, hoping that his son will succeed in official career and honor his ancestors in the future. It happened that this day Pang Zhenkun passed by, and the rich man's silly son was squatting on the ground in a robe and jacket, playing with mud, while the rich man stood by and smiled. Pang Zhenkun was amused and pretended to come to the children, expecting to look back. Seeing Pang Zhenkun's manner, the rich man thought his behavior was strange. He stepped forward quickly and said, sir, it's been a difficult journey. If you don't mind, please come to my humble abode. I wonder if you can join us? Pang Zhenkun replied: It's so annoying. The rich man let Pang Zhenkun into the living room for a cup of tea, and told him to arrange a banquet. After dinner, Pang Zhenkun got up to leave. The rich man quickly stopped him and said, "Sir, walk slowly. Sorry, my son Pang Zhenkun said solemnly, "Your son's future can't be * * *. The rich man was very happy, but he still wanted to ask the truth. Fortunately, he boasted in front of people and couldn't wait to ask: I hope Mr. Wang Can points out one or two things. Pang Zhenkun said quietly, "Long live the country, it will be unified. This child has two barrels of snot, which is more expensive than long live. " . Hearing this, the rich man was so angry that his face was like a pig's liver and he couldn't say a word. 3-minute humorous philosophical story: Three sleepy people once had three brothers, all of whom were sleeping bags. They can sleep at night, sit and walk during the day and take three naps with their rice bowls. On this day, they went out to stay in a hotel together and fell asleep on the kang. Who knows there are bedbugs on the kang, so I bite hard. When the boss felt itchy, he scratched his thigh hard, but the more he scratched, the more itchy he became. It was not until he scratched his blood that he found himself scratching his second leg. In addition, the second child woke up in his sleep and felt his legs burning. He reached out and touched it. Why is it wet? He gave the third child a push and said, Go pee.