A collection of jokes about poor spoken English abroad

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As the saying goes, a person who has never fallen off a horse is not a good rider, and English that has never made a joke is not a crooked word. After learning English for so many years, when you really go abroad or meet foreigners, your joke is really not a fragment ~

Please see the high ticket answer given by the following netizens:

When ordering, I forgot how to say French fries, just say, potatoes, like fingers. Then the clerk actually understood and made a gesture with a smile!

The word French fries is called differently in Britain and America. American French fries and English French fries. But? Potatoes, like fingers? It is wrong in any country.

The first time I called a taxi, the other party asked: Where are you from? I answered China righteously, wondering why drivers also check other people's nationalities. Then even weirder, the other party thought I was joking and said, I'm sorry, we can't do this ... I came up as soon as I heard the fire. What, racial discrimination? Just ask: why! ? The other party was silent for a while and hung up the phone. ...

When taking a taxi, foreigners ask "where are you from" to know where to pick you up. They won't really ask you where are you from?

Going abroad for the first time, I don't know how to say drinking water. In desperation, I came up with a sentence. White water? The foreigner handed me a glass of milk. The foreigner must be very tired, too, and finally remember what the white thing like water is.

Bottled water. Bottled water is in a bottle, remember?

I went to the gym to play badminton when I first went abroad. If I can't speak badminton, I'm just saying, I want a ball to fly like a bird, please! The staff told me a lot with a look of injustice, and my friends in the same trade translated it for me: she is not responsible for catching birds.

Badminton is badminton, don't let the staff catch birds again!

A foreign classmate greeted my little friend, how are you recently? He replied that I was going to school. The foreign classmate rolled his eyes.

Everything is fine. I mean, how are you doing?

Once I went to buy bread, I previewed it before, so I did well until the waiter asked, "Eat here or take away?" When I first came into contact with this sentence, I was glad that I understood it immediately, but I was very nervous and shouted "Let?" Let's go! "After petrochemical 1 second, the waiter said OK ... this is a quick response. If you don't understand, just say I don't understand? I don't know, and it's embarrassing.

Eat here or take away? Whether it's internal food or take-out, friends will react quickly in the future!

Fu Hui Yuan wanted to talk about his musical fountain in Brazil, so Ye Fu said? Music biu biu biu biu?

It's a musical fountain, and a fountain is a fountain, Master Fu!

My classmate came to England for the first time, and her mother brought her a Jinhua ham, which was smelled by the dog. Then the officer asked her to explain what was wrapped in the newspaper, and my classmate said "legs" ... Then the police officer got scared and asked, "What? ! "Then my friend made a gesture on his leg for a long time, leg! Legs! It's a leg! ?

Classmate, you only say legs. What about the fire? Ham is ham! Ham! It's ham!

When I first came to Canada, I asked a little brother's phone number. What's your phone number? Little brother had a puzzled black face and said, ten. (The Canadian number is ten digits)

When asking for a number, you should ask, "What's your phone number?" , go abroad to pick up girls Liao Han essential skills. How many numbers do you have when you think it is a QQ number?

Buying mosquito-repellent incense, I don't know how to say it, so I took out my lighter at the shop assistant, and then I ate a big meal and said, this is it, buzzing, dead. ...

Traveling in summer is a must, so remember: mosquito-repellent incense!

The first time I ate steak abroad, the waiter asked, how would you like your steak? I didn't understand, so I heard people say medium when they ordered, and I thought, how much medium is not good? I want a big one! Just say, please give me a large one. The waiter was shocked and said, Sorry, we didn't? Eat it. A kind person from China kindly told me that someone asked you how well you cooked your steak. I'm just saying, 80%. The waiter still said blankly, sorry, we didn't? I don't have that ...

Knock on the blackboard: the steak is fully cooked with "fully cooked"; Medium rare is "medium rare"; Medium medium; Medium rare is medium rare; Moreover, steak is not raw, and it is all singular.

When I first came to the supermarket, the cashier asked me if I wanted to "cash back". I thought buying something was cash back, so I agreed! When people asked how much they wanted, I said, the more the better!

In foreign countries, there will be a "cash back" service at the supermarket checkout counter. If you pay by debit card, the cashier will ask you if you want to cash back, that is, to mention some cash by the way. For example, you can say "Yes, please pay $25", and the cashier will brush you another $25 and give you $25 in cash.

When I went to dinner and asked the waiter for a napkin, I said "paper", so people brought me a blank sheet of paper and asked intimately: Do you want a pen? I took the blank paper, smiled awkwardly and said, no, thank you. Then I go to the toilet to wash my hands. ....

You can also say it in Chinese? Paper? But in English, napkins are "paper towels", not paper!

At the end of the freshman year, the foreign teacher said that he could make an appointment to answer questions in advance, and then a young man stood up and said loudly, can I date you? An old British lady in her fifties almost fell off her glasses at that time, so she held her hand hard. ...

Dating is dating, don't talk nonsense ~ use dating.

Once I wanted to buy chicken wings, but I really couldn't remember how to say chicken wings. I said chicken flies ... the waiter was stupid, and then I made a flying shape with my hands. The waiter handed me chicken wings while laughing.

Chicken wings are chicken wings! Wings are wings!