Who can help me to abbreviate this "bus joke" into "short message"

The bus driver is a passionate young man who loves the beautiful world. One day, a giant got on the bus and shouted, "I won't pay!" " "The driver is not happy, and he thought about it and swallowed it. Unexpectedly, it has been like this for two weeks in a row. The driver is so depressed that he can't sleep at night. Determined to fight for his dignity, he signed up for fitness training and practiced hard day and night. The man in the overlord car became his spiritual motivation. Finally, the driver worked hard and succeeded, surpassing Schwarzenegger. Another day, when the Big Mac roared again, the driver posed as a deterrent and made the gods cry! " Why? "The man replied," I have a monthly pass. "