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I wonder why daffodils don't bloom in April.
Narcissus was originally a terrestrial bulbous plant. Narcissus grows naturally in the soil. Like all autumn bulbs (such as hyacinthus orientalis and tulips), it germinates in March and blooms in April-May. In July, the aboveground parts turned yellow and withered, and grew again in summer sleep. They wintered in11-February, and then in March of the following year.
We soak daffodils as a way to promote cultivation, that is, to disrupt the natural growth cycle of plants. The daffodils we soaked were planted for three years, and all the side buds were knocked out and sold as big balls. The biological clock was disrupted, and 65438+bloomed from February to March, and went to sleep in April.
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