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Happy event positive energy jokes introduce positive energy jokes.

1, the weekend is finally here. I took my dog to the bank. After I got the money, the dog suddenly barked at me. It turned out that I had to go to the toilet.

I used my quick wits to spread out the newspaper I just bought. After that, I carefully wrapped the newspaper and prepared to throw it into the trash can opposite.

3. When I first arrived in Ma Lukou, suddenly a motorcycle stopped beside me. I was shocked. The man wearing sunglasses in the back seat of the motorcycle grabbed my paper bag and drove away.

Passers-by whispered: "This guy is really unlucky. No sooner had he left the bank than he was robbed. Then a big bag has tens of thousands of dollars. "