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A long dialogue joke between two people
The student replied, "I'm so smart. Grade one is too easy for me. I am smarter than my sister, but she is in grade three. I think I should also go to grade three! 』
Then the teacher took the students to the principal's office.
She explained the situation of the students to the headmaster.
The headmaster suggested giving the students a test. If he answers any questions wrong, he should stay in the first grade. The teacher agreed.
The student was called into the office, and the teacher explained to him what the headmaster meant, and the student agreed.
Principal: "What is 3 times 3? 』
Student: [9]
Principal: "What's six times six? 』
Student: "36"
In this way, the headmaster asked a lot of questions in grade 3, and the students got them right.
So the principal said to the student's teacher, "I think he can go to class in the third grade." 』
The student's teacher said, "Let me ask him some questions. 』
Both the principal and the students agreed.
Teacher: "What Dongdong Niu has four and I only have two? 』
Student: "Legs. 』
Teacher: "What's in your pants but not in mine? The headmaster was very surprised at the questions raised by the intern teacher. Why did she ask these questions? The headmaster thought. )
Student: "Pocket. 』
Teacher: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, with a lot of hair, an oval shape and an intoxicating milky liquid?"? The headmaster's eyes opened wide, trying to stop the teacher from asking more questions. The student replied, coconut. 』
Teacher: "What is red and hard when it goes in and soft and sticky when it comes out?" ? 』
Student: "Bubble gum. 』
Teacher: "What do men do when standing, what do women do when sitting, and what do dogs do with three legs?" ? 』
Student: "Shake hands. 』
The teacher thought for a moment and said, "Now, may I ask you some questions about' Guess what I am'? 』
Student: "Good! 』
Teacher: "You stick me in it, put me on it, and then hold me. I was soaked to the skin before that. 』
Student: "Tent. 』
Teacher: "Fingers will get into me. You will play with me when you are unhappy. The best man will have me forever. 』
Student: "Wedding ring. 』
Teacher: "Something big and small has entered me. When I feel uncomfortable, I will drip. When you blow me, you will feel very comfortable. 』
Student: "Nose. 』
Teacher: "I have a hard pole. My head can be inserted with other things. Then, that thing will tremble all over. 』
Student: "Arrow. 』
Teacher: "what word starts with f and ends with k, which has exciting meaning?" 』
Student: "fire truck". 』
When the teacher's question was finally finished, the headmaster breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the sweat on his forehead and said, "Let's walk with him to Peking University!" " ! I answered all the ten questions you asked wrong. 』
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