Old people's funny jokes

1. If life betrays me, I hope it's because of my weight.

2. I have laid my cards on the table. Actually, I have a girlfriend, Aragaki Yui, but she is unstable at present, and sometimes I can't dream of it.

3. In the big night, you can also see many takeaway brothers rushing to deliver food on the street. Suddenly feel very inspirational. Everyone else is still eating so late. What reason do I have not to eat?

Don't always make the same mistake, there are many new mistakes waiting for you to make.

Nietzsche said that once people fall in love, their IQ and EQ will improve.

6, 4%, troubles will disappear 95%. But the question is, where does love come from?

7. Even Ma Yun is not a millionaire. It is normal for you to be unhappy.

8. Once someone misses it, I especially thank Xie Guangkun!

9. The fortune teller said that I am 17 years old, wearing a yellow robe and accompanied by delicious food every day. This year 18 years old, delivering food in the US Mission.

10, as long as a person is fat enough, even if he studies hard, it's just like ordering food.