How to humorously say that aunt is here

My aunt is here and she talks humorously:

1. My aunt has been delayed for 10 days and has not come yet. Her body is dry and flaky. I only learned last night that it is a misunderstanding to not eat staple food to lose weight. , can lead to endocrine disorders. It’s too difficult for me, and there are too many pitfalls on the road to weight loss.

2. You don’t know how much I love you, just like you don’t know how painful your aunt is.

3. My aunt is here. I finally stopped delaying and became normal. No wonder I have been in a moody mood these past few days.

4. Nowadays, the price of sanitary napkins has increased by ten yuan per pack. My aunt can't even get up.

5. The weather in Wuhu is so good that I want to go out. The life outside is what I want, but I have a sense of belonging at home... I feel as irritable as my aunt

6. I My youth is a touch of aunt's red. I was irritated when I came, but relaxed and happy when I left.

7. A man is like an aunt. He misses you when he is not looking for you, but is annoying when he is looking for you.

8. My aunt is so sleepy every time she comes. I don’t want to sleep, I want to cheer up, I want to go to class, I want to go to class.

9. Before I came to my aunt, I was crazy about eating all kinds of things. Now I feel so painful that I don’t want to eat anything. How can I have a balanced diet? It’s such a sin.

10. My aunt postponed it from the end of the month to the beginning of the month, and from the beginning of the month to the middle of the month. This month was postponed for 12 days.

11. The first visit was postponed for 17 days. Now I have back pain, irritability, and can’t eat or sleep.

12. It feels like every time I come to Auntie, I am reborn. There is a golden light emitting from my head.

13. Finish this bowl of red dates, longan, angelica, dried ginger, brown sugar and black bean soup. If my aunt doesn’t come, I will eat the pot.

Precautions for daily life during menstruation

During the menstrual period, you should try to avoid swimming, bathing, and having sex. The sanitary napkins used must be clean and soft, otherwise they may encourage bacteria to enter. It causes inflammation in the uterine cavity, and if not treated in time, it may lead to infertility in the future. As for the use of tampons (i.e. built-in tampons), in addition to cleaning and changing them frequently, it is best not to use them at night. Because the water absorption capacity of the sanitary tampon is limited, and it is impossible to replace it in time after sleeping soundly at night. At this time, the outflow of menstrual blood is blocked, and it is likely to flow back into the pelvic cavity and cause endometriosis. In addition, strenuous physical activity should be avoided during the menstrual period, as it is also one of the risk factors for endometriosis.

In addition, there are other causes such as abnormal metabolism, hypoglycemia and hypothyroidism. Some people think that stress in life, study, and sleep are not good, and autonomic nervous system dysfunction is also one of the many reasons. For some women, feeling exhausted may also cause other symptoms.