Who has the script for my dad's stand-up comedy?

Dear teachers, brothers and sisters: I wish you all a happy holiday! I am the legendary brother Hongyi, well-read and versatile. Today I will tell you a stand-up comedy. If you don't listen, you will regret it for the rest of your life! My Chinese name is Tou, and my English name is Xiaomantou. Born in the northeast and raised in Fujian, I like to listen to cross talk since I was a child. My artistic age, hehe, is only two days. I am not a big star, but also a small wrist firefly!

What are we talking about today? Just tell me about my dad. My father is taller than me. In terms of age, my father is older than me; As far as appetite is concerned, my father can eat more than me; As far as ability is concerned, my father, he is equal to me! I didn't blow it. My mom said it. Because my father doesn't like to use his head, he doesn't understand, but pretends to understand. Wrong way! There is something more cola than this! ?

I asked him, "Dad, why is a computer called a computer?" He said, "Because he has electricity in his head, he calls it a computer!" " "I asked him," Why does the computer use a mouse? " He said, "Wow, there are no mice. This mouse is always hovering around the computer! "I asked him," Why do you use cats online? " He said, "I can't do it without a cat. Without the cat, the mouse has gnawed a big hole in the net! " "

What annoys my mother most is that one day after dinner, we watched TV. China Shenzhou 10 successfully launched! 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 hoo! Oh, my God! The spaceship flew out with a brush. In the blink of an eye, it was gone! I asked him, "Dad, Dad! How can the spaceship run so fast? " He said, "His ass is on fire. Can he run without risking his life? "

What do you call this, dad? I'm so angry that my mother's nose is above her mouth! My mother said, "Why did you pick it up?" Huh? I don't know how to pretend to know, but I look like a fool. "When my father heard that, his mouth was speechless and he turned pale. Wow, it has really changed since then. Work during the day, study at night, and learn typing from me. Two days ago, I wrote a doggerel to my mother with my computer: "It's changed a lot now. I feel that it's cool for my son to teach my father. It's very good! "

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A person's performance is called stand-up crosstalk, which is also commonly known as stand-up crosstalk, stand-up crosstalk and stand-up crosstalk. This name is opposite to the performance forms of "counterpart" and "group living". It is evolved from folk stories and jokes, and has both artistic characteristics of stories and jokes.

In view of the fact that stand-up crosstalk is a performance form in which a person tells a funny story, some researchers think it is an oral expression form of short stories, but there are essential differences between them. Stand-up crosstalk and short stories are both narrative art forms.

From the narrative object and characterization, there are many similarities between them, but stand-up crosstalk has its own uniqueness. It is not necessarily like a novel in the form of expression. More importantly, it is also its more prominent artistic feature, because it is a comic oral narrative genre with a unique style.