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Let's see, is my success rate in chasing her high?

Teach you some experience. 1. What kind of first impression should I leave on MM (time: when I first came into contact with MM)

1, I think the most important thing is to let MM see your self-motivated.

The greatest charm of a man lies in his successful career. Young people can't be "successful" if they don't work long hours. At this time, you should make MM feel that you are a self-motivated person.

Others can talk nonsense, but this question cannot be vague. You must tell MM that you are full of confidence in the future, that you are not satisfied with the status quo, and that you have a long-term plan. In a word, your future is not a dream.

2. Be confident and responsible.

Don't be a child. Girls are lazy and want to find someone to rely on. You should show your confidence and sense of responsibility.

It's better to have a wrong choice than no choice at all.

Not too formal, but not too casual.

Be serious where you should be serious, and ridicule when you should be ridiculed.

Girls like men who are a little cynical, so it seems that they don't care about anything, which is too dull.

Step 4 look mature

A leisurely man has fatal attraction to mm.

Second, how to further contact MM (time: the stage of starting to chase)

1, the most important thing at this stage is not to worry, not to make things so clear that people can see at a glance that you are chasing others.

Think about it. Most people don't like you at first sight, but they don't hate you at first sight. They are all children of ordinary people (unless you look like Chow Yun Fat, Andy Lau or kevin costner). Good feelings need to be realized through constant understanding, so the key to the problem is the opportunity for further development you want.

Think about it from the girl's point of view: if you rush directly to have sex, the girl must be under psychological pressure. If I find that I don't like you after a while, it won't be a lie, will it? So if you come out resolutely from the beginning, you will basically be bored back immediately.

Step 2 start with a low profile

First of all, we should position the relationship as a "friend", which is originally an "ordinary friend". You want to be a good friend with taste.

You can also ask the other person to be a "confidante" or something. Anyway, don't say "chase you".

Think about it, if you don't mention "chasing" at all, then there is less chance for a girl to "refuse" you-how can you refuse if you don't chase her? !

This can relieve the psychological pressure of girls and let you have a smooth relationship. Don't fantasize about agreeing to marry you after three days. You should communicate fully and understand that feelings don't come out of thin air.

Don't be too impatient in the process of communication.

Relax and don't pester others all day. Anyone who does this to you will get tired of it. A good friend of mine told me that the key to chasing girls is eight words-"hot and cold, playing hard to get" (this is the crystallization of my classmates' efforts for many years).

Staying with people all day, naturally you won't think you are good. If you are indifferent for a day or two, girls will remember the benefits of your existence.

Also, don't take out the ambition of "you must marry". It is not good for the price to drop too low. Sometimes you can play a little trick.

4. Create opportunities appropriately.

I said before, don't turn things into "you are chasing others" right away, you need to get close to girls. At this time, it depends on your creativity.

You can collect information and find ways to turn waiting for rabbits into encounters; You can also pretend to be casual and find the best reason to invite someone to do something with you.

In short, this is the most technical place. If it is really not feasible, you can consult your predecessors.

5. Never: It is impolite to give gifts to others casually.

Some people are eager to chase girls and like to buy things for others often, but they don't know that chasing girls is the most taboo.

As the saying goes, "something for nothing". You are putting pressure on others by giving them something like this. People will feel indebted to you, so they will try to repay you. If there is no way to pay you back, they will try to stay away from you so as not to owe you a favor all the time.

If you want to show your sincerity, please invite girls to spend money together, such as finding a good restaurant to eat or an expensive place to play together. Girls can naturally see that you spent a lot of money, but after all, the money was spent by two people, not taken home.

Third, what is a "girlfriend"?

1, "girlfriend" is a fact, not a promise.

You start dating girls, from "ordinary friends" to "good friends" to "very, very good, talk about everything"

Friend ",on a sunny afternoon, you" accidentally "pulled her hand; "On the willow tip, you suddenly attack.

Kissed her. At this time, she is already your girlfriend. Whether she admits it or not, she already thinks you are her boyfriend.

I know the best. I didn't ask "Would you like to be my girlfriend" until I went to bed. Finally, the girl was anxious: "Why don't you ask me to be your girlfriend!" "

So, don't rush to pierce enough paper, the more hazy the situation, the better for you.

2. What is "confession"?

As I said before, confession is actually just a form, and the correct order should be: in fact, you have become your girlfriend, and you can confess to others. Many people don't understand this problem. They always feel that people promise to be their girlfriends first, and then what? I can only say that he is very, very "simple" and very, very "stupid".

3. Have you ever had to confess?

Yes, for example, there is a third party, or your relationship with a girl is immature, but two people may be separated for a while.

At this time, confession is an immature confession, which is very risky. It is similar to the grim situation when playing Go. The backward side was forced to release the "winning hand". If you win, you win. If you lose, you can only say that you are born with bad luck.

4. Don't export the word "love" easily.

I often see a "bold confession" in the forum. To be honest, I really think this is a very immature performance. "Love" is a sacred word, which means pursuit, commitment and even a responsibility.

A man who casually says "love" is irresponsible.

Fourth, civilized love cannot be forced.

1, not every MM can catch up.

There will always be many people chasing good girls, and it is impossible to satisfy everyone's wishes. There will always be losers. For example, even if you study hard and master the principle of chasing MM, you can't catch up with either twin.

Look at the problem from another angle. Even if a rural nanny who has never graduated from primary school is kind to you, earning 600 yuan a month and buying you 700 yuan as a gift (overdraft), and willing to be a cow and a horse for you, you will not fall in love with her. If she cries and pesters you every day, you must feel bored.

So love needs a material foundation, at least a balance.

2. Chasing MM is a serious social activity.

Don't bother others, leave yourself a way out. Why don't men have wives? Some MMS are snobs (few). If you are not convinced, you can prove with facts that "she was blind at that time". Never mistake others for yourself.

Finally, don't be cynical in front of MM, cynicism sometimes means "you are a loser".

The first key to chasing girls is sincerity, and insincerity can only cause bitter results for yourself and others. Second, don't be too reluctant. The third is to be smart. Generally speaking, you can't just say "I love you" on Lulu's first date-girls will be shocked ... the means of chasing different types of girls are different:

1 silent and arrogant girl

2 romantic fantasy girl

3 a gentle and considerate girl

4 lively and lovely girl

5 sensitive girl

A girl older than herself

There are many girls like 1, and friends often meet them. At first glance, it seems quite tricky. In fact, these girls are indifferent in appearance and often fanatical in heart. They generally like wild children. If you are a gentle boy with poor looks and less possibility, you'd better choose another beautiful woman. If other people's comments on you are so cool! Then you hope big! If your first invitation is not rejected, then you must not miss the opportunity! They may be extremely careless about you at first. At this time, we must not be discouraged. You must persist and even be stubborn. It's a good idea to watch movies, dance, skate and go to her usual study room. Be sure to find more opportunities to express yourself, a lot (of course, I love you until the last time, hehe) ... For this type of girl, your true feelings are very attractive. This kind of girl usually takes a long time to pursue. If you are about to graduate or leave school now, it seems best not to start, so as not to waste ... hehe. But after catching up, she will generally be dead set, and you will be on cloud nine and feel that you are the happiest person in the world! Ha ha.

If you really like such a girl, let me remind you first-you are going to taste the ups and downs! It seems that this kind of girl pursues spirit more than material things. Actually, it's just the opposite. Romance needs money to build. If you don't have enough financial resources, I hope you'd better reconsider. Because she likes romantic things, flowers and chocolates, you'd better send more gifts to touch her heartstrings. If you want to catch up with this kind of girl, don't be stingy with your little money. Except the moon in the sky and ... (What? I don't remember. //Shy) As long as she wants it, you should try your best to get it. Ordinary roses and snacks are even more subtle ... In short, if you want to chase such a girl, you must cultivate the ability to read the girl's mind. Don't forget to bribe her roommate and classmates. They will tell you a lot of useful information. You should consider your own skirt. Don't be rustic all day. After catching up with a girl, you can safely show your true colors, because you are no longer rustic in her eyes. Haha) you should go to romantic places to play with her, such as spring outing, dance and reading love stories ... she will gradually be inseparable from your care, haha! Although such a girl costs you a lot of money, it will also bring you a lot of wonderful fun. As long as you really like it, you can still live happily.

3. This kind of girl is very devoted. Once she becomes your GF, she will take good care of you, be gentle and amiable, and let you feel the warmth and reliability of love. If you can catch up with this kind of girl, you will become the most comfortable man in theory. First of all, you should take care of her more. You don't need anything, but you need a kind of heartfelt care. Of course, if you are a romantic, it is foolproof to send flowers and gifts on holidays. You can send some friendly things at first, and when you think you can express it, you can send roses! If you don't want to be so extravagant, you can reveal some in your daily chat. When the time is right, you can suddenly say something like "It's good to be with you". If she doesn't shy away, you can strike while the iron is hot and say what you have long wanted to say. The best time is at night: people's defense ability is weak at night. If she starts to avoid, don't force her, you can care silently until she is moved. BTW: If she does, she will stare at her when she doesn't know you. You can pretend to know her by chance through friends like her, and then deepen your impression through several encounters, and then you can start. Don't think that this kind of girl is honest and it will be safe to catch up with her. Actually, it depends on someone. Once some girls break up for more than a certain period of time, someone will pay attention to her again. You should be careful. It's best not to let her leave you in an emergency.

This kind of girl seems to like a lot of people, and she is often the first to have BF in the new environment. Not because they are easy to chase, but because they often take the initiative. If she likes you, it will be easy. Contact her more, show good feelings occasionally, and she will be close to your goal in sync with you. If she doesn't like you (to make matters worse, she likes another person), neither will she. You have to fight for it (of course, you are only average to her, so you don't have to). You can first exist in the form of friendship with her and try to cultivate her hobbies. In the meantime, your humor and open-mindedness are very important, so that she can still think of you on her way back. If the person she likes is not interested in her, you can take your time until she compares you with him. Sincerely let her be your girlfriend. If she and he like each other, if you think she deserves to be accused of stealing others' love, you can give them a final blow before they pour out their feelings to each other. At this time, opportunities are very important. You should observe carefully. When they have conflicts and misunderstandings, take advantage of them (it doesn't seem too ... haha) and arrive first. Victory is likely to belong to them in the end. (Generally, girls don't have other ideas after catching up, haha) This kind of girl may be liked by unsuspecting people after having BF. You should inform them in time: please! She belongs to me! The result should be optimistic.

The typical feature of this kind of girl is that her feelings are exposed. She can cry if she wants to, and laugh if she likes, which often makes people feel a little ridiculous. This kind of girl is also chased, which makes oldfriend feel strange, but I heard that love is often blind. Oldfriend will understand the meaning of this sentence better when he sees the emotional experience of his friends around him. Crazy girls are like wild horses. If you feel that you don't have enough ability to drive it, don't rush after it and choose another one. If you feel good about yourself, you can have a try. First of all, you should give her the impression that you are awesome (whether he is a T or an F, haha), so that she can worship you well. Before catching up, you'd better sum up your own strengths and design the time for the show so that she can look up to you unconsciously. With this good start, we can launch a full-scale attack. Just go out with her a few times more (you can choose a friend who is not as handsome as you but stronger than you, haha) and show your elegance more, and her heart will slowly move closer to you. Don't catch her at once, or it will come and go quickly. You should try to get her into a trap. Your task is to create as many opportunities as possible to contact and show your talents. Wait until her heart is completely suitable for you.

It is a common problem to like girls older than themselves, and it is a fine tradition for lovers to be older than girls and younger than boys. For a novice who has just entered the field of love, there is no need to panic in this situation. Go! But in the process of pursuing, we must pay attention to the following points:

Never act like a little boy. Even a truly mature woman wants to be spoiled rather than spoiled. When you encounter difficulties or problems, you must take the lead and don't ask her to protect you. Your subjective judgment is very important. Don't act like a parrot in front of the girl you like.

B: I am mentally older than you, which should be your mantra when she has an idea. Let her feel that this is really more realistic than her biological age.

C: I must never think that she is older than me. I must forget this when I chase her.