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A famous figure in world history

Yue Fei is a famous hero in the history of China. He lived in the Song Dynasty a long time ago, hundreds of years away from us.

It was a winter afternoon, the wind was cold outside, and suddenly there was a baby crying in a small house in the countryside. Yue Fei was born this afternoon. Yue Fei kept crying in her mother's arms, her face flushed bright red, and Yue Fei's father walked back and forth beside her, patting her forehead. Hey, what should I name the baby? Just then, a big bird flew right above the small room. Yue Fei's father smiled: Yes, just call this child Yue Fei. I hope he can fly like a big bird in the future.

Yue Fei is only 28 days old. This morning, Yue Fei's father will go to town to do business. Suddenly, there was a big flood in the Yellow River. The flood, like a devil with a big mouth, roared from a distance and swallowed up one village after another. When the flood came to Yue Fei's door, Yue Fei's mother used her quick wits and jumped into a big water tank with Yue Fei in her arms. In this way, the flood has been drifting with the tide, and the surrounding villages are gone, all yellow floods.

Finally, a few days passed, the flood receded, and Yue Fei and his mother drifted to a small town. Yue Fei and his mother were homeless, so they settled down in this town.

Yue Fei's family was very poor when he was a child, so he followed his mother to work in the fields very early. The summer sun shines brightly on Xiao Yuefei, but Xiao Yuexi is not afraid at all, because he is a very strong child. Yue Fei also likes reading and studying. He often reads until late at night. Yue Fei learned a lot from books, such as respecting the old and loving the young, and being polite. He also likes reading books on war. He wants to be a general when he grows up, leading an army to defend his country and helping it not to be bullied by others.

Xiao Yuefei is in great health because he often takes part in labor. He can eat three bowls at a time and often helps his neighbors. Adults around him say that he is a healthy and intelligent child.

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Later, an old man named Zhou Tong came to town. He has great martial arts, but he never bullies good people. Yue Fei and some children followed Grandpa Zhou Tong to practice martial arts. Because Yue Fei is not afraid of hardships when training, and he has never been lazy like some children, his martial arts have grown rapidly. Grandpa Zhou Tong's unique skill is archery, but Grandpa Zhou Tong always doesn't teach Yue Fei, but lets him practice his basic skills hard, squatting "ma bu" or horse stance just look, holding a small bowl on his head, and practicing for half a day. Or keep him kicking and keep his waist down. For this matter, Xiao Yuefei is always unhappy, and his mouth is big enough to hang a small kettle all day. When he got home, he told his mother, who told him: practicing martial arts is like building a house. You must build it brick by brick. If the building is not solid, the house will cross down, so the teacher asked you to practice basic skills in order to give you a good skill in the future. "

Grandpa Zhou Tong knows about it, too. One day, he deliberately took out a long bow that he had treasured for many years and gave it to Yue Fei, saying, "If you can open this bow, I will teach you to shoot arrows." Xiao Yuefei looked at the bow indifferently and said, "Well, I'm going to pull it away. You can't cheat. " Xiao Yuefei tried to pull the bow, but he couldn't. Grandpa Zhou Tong stood by stroking his beard and burst out laughing. From then on, Xiao Yuefei practiced harder and was not afraid to practice boring basic skills. After several years of exercise, Xiao Yuefei has grown into a big boy. He can not only bow easily, but also shoot arrows with great accuracy. He can stand far away and shoot a willow leaf a year. One day, when he was practicing archery, he suddenly found a small white rabbit grazing leisurely in the Woods in front of him. Yue Fei set up a bow and arrow to aim at the little rabbit, and the little rabbit raised his big red eyes and looked at Yue Fei curiously. Yue Fei tried his best to shoot an arrow when he heard someone shouting "Don't shoot an arrow, don't shoot an arrow". He looked up, and it was Grandpa Zhou Tong. Grandpa Zhou Tong severely criticized Yue Fei, because he made Yue Fei understand that learning martial arts is not to hurt people or small animals, but to defend the country. Yue Fei and the white rabbit became very close friends. When Yue Fei was practicing arrows in the forest again, there was always a little white rabbit eating grass leisurely, then raised his big red eyes and looked at Yue Fei with a smile.

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A few years later, Yue Fei also grew up. At this time, in the north of China, there was a tribe named Jurchen who kept coming to China to rob things, kill people and set fires. Let many, many people have no house to go to and nothing to eat. At that time, the emperor ate and drank all day and spent money like water, regardless of the lives of ordinary people. In order to build a palace, he arrested many people, tied them to ropes and let them work. At this time, the forces of the Jurchen nationality invaded China.

Yue Fei was very anxious when he heard the refugees say this at home, and he was ready to leave home to join the army to defend his country. The night before she left, Yue Fei's mother was reluctant to leave home, and tears kept rolling in her eyes. But for the sake of the safety of the motherland, Yue Fei's mother told Yue Fei many things that brought honor to the motherland. Finally, Yue Fei's mother took the needle and made Yue Fei kneel on the ground with a small ink cartridge in her hand. She tattooed four words on Yue Fei's back, "Serve the country faithfully". She did this to let Yue always remember that she should be loyal to her motherland and defend the country.

In this way, Yue Fei bid farewell to his hometown and his mother with tears in his eyes, and came to the army to join the army.

Yue Fei is just a soldier in the team, standing in the team with everyone. He often thinks, when can I become a general and lead everyone to resist the enemy? Other soldiers often laugh at him and say how a soldier can become a general.

But the opportunity finally came. One day, Yue Fei's team came back from practicing in the mountains and suddenly met a large group of jurchen on the roadside. When the first general of the Jurchen nationality met, Yue Fei and others laughed, holding maces in their hands: Brothers, hurry up and get me some small soldiers of the Song Dynasty. The nomads from the army swarmed around Yue Fei, and their little captain died in the battle. At the critical moment, I saw Yue Xin holding a long grasp. Suddenly, her divine power was greatly boosted, and she rode a white horse and rushed directly to the army of nomads from the army. The nomads from the army generals saw Yue Fei waving a war horse and holding a mace in his hand. Yue Fei raised his gun and shouted, and the mace whistled, and I didn't know where to fly. The generals in the nomads from the army were too scared to stand on their feet. Nomads from seeing his generals killed, frighten dispersed in a hubbub, yue fei led Song Jun to kill nomads from scared out of her wits.

Yue Fei was promoted to captain because of his bravery in this war. Although a little small, Yue Fei didn't forgive him. He wants to make greater efforts to fulfill his promise of serving his country.

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Many years later, Yue Fei was finally promoted to general because of his bravery in combat. But at that time, many places in China were occupied by the nomads from the army, so the emperor sent Yue Fei to attack the nomads from the army.

General Jinbing is a man named Jin Wushu. He usually wears a pointed hat with two streamers made of fox tails. Jin Wushu is still a very insidious person. During the war, he chained many horses, followed by many cars wrapped in real armor. In these ways, he often won the victory of the Song army. His tactic is called "Iron Horse Turn".

Yue Fei stayed awake for several days to deal with the "iron horse" of Jin Wushu. There is an officer named Niu Hao in Yue Fei's team. He and Yue Fei are very good friends. Usually they are brave when fighting, and their martial arts are high, so you can't splash water with one spear. Seeing that Yue Fei always didn't send troops to fight military commanders, he broke into the Zhong Jun camp where Yue Fei lived and said, "Marshal Yue, why don't you always fight that old fox with military commanders? You are killing me. "

Yue Fei said, "What can you do to defeat the' iron horse' of Jin Wushu?"

"You, you give me three thousand men, and I won't come to see you with that old fox with high martial arts." Niu Hao patted his chest.

Yue Fei nodded in agreement. It turns out that Yue Fei usually doesn't like thinking when fighting in middle and high schools! Let him fight this battle on purpose and let him suffer a little.

The next day, Yue Fei's barracks rang with gunshots of "dong, dong, dong", and Zhong You rode out in triumph with his big black horse and pike, followed by the 3,000 troops that Yue Fei gave him.

Jin Wushu's army has been in position. In order to let Niu Hao enter his ambush, he also specially sent several small soldiers to scold: Niu, Niu, Niu. ...

Niu Hao was so angry that his beard bristled. He picked up his spear and shouted, "You wait, old fox with martial arts, brothers, go, kill ..."

Niu Hao took the lead in fighting in the army of Jin Wushu, and just fell into the trickery of Jin Wushu. See Jin Wushu sneer at 1, picked up a black flag flying in the air. On both sides of Niu Hao, an "iron horse" bound by chains and wrapped in iron suddenly appeared, and it came at Niu Hao in the dark. Soldiers around Niu Hao were frightened when they saw this scene. They shouted for help and turned and ran back. They all hate that they don't have long legs like rabbits, and some of their shoes run away. Niu Hao smiled and rushed at the "iron horse". Who knows that Niu Hao can't get in if he takes it away? It turns out that the "iron horse" is wrapped in iron. Niu Hao, it's over. "Mom, why is this guy so cruel?" Even when he turned the horse's head tightly, he ran back. Under the pursuit of "Iron Horse", Niu Hao kept running back, with a big bag on his forehead, two front teeth missing and his nose swollen, and finally limped back to the barracks.

He was embarrassed to see Yue Fei, so he quickly covered his nose with his hand. Yue Fei said to him, "You should use your head in future battles, and you should not be arrogant in winning battles." . Niu Hao nodding.

Later, Yue Fei came up with a way to break the "iron horse". When fighting, use a sickle to wrap the bamboo pole and hook the horse's calf, so that the "iron horse" becomes a "horse". Jin Wushu's army was driven far away by Yue Jiajun. From then on, Yue Fei's army was called "Yue Jiajun", and their names were known by many people.

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Yue Fei won many wars, which was known by a man named Qin Gui. Qin Gui was the prime minister of the Song Dynasty, and his official position was the largest except the emperor. He is jealous of Yue Fei and afraid that Yue Fei will surpass himself in the future. Xu Jinguo, who was defeated at this time, was afraid of Yue Fei's bravery, so he sent people to Beijing in disguise and brought a lot of gold, silver and jewels to Qin Gui.

So Qin Gui stayed indoors all day, thinking about how to frame Yue Fei. He asked many people to sue Yue Fei, but they didn't do it, because they knew that Yue Fei was a good man and a person who contributed to the country.

At this time, Yue Yun, the son of Yue Fei, also grew into a big boy. Yue Yun, with heavy eyebrows, good looks and high martial arts skills, often fought with his father Yue Fei, and also made a lot of meritorious military service.

Later, Qin Gui finally found a man who accepted a large sum of money from Qin Gui and then promised to sue Yue Fei. In this way, Yue Fei and Yue Yun were arrested, with heavy chains hanging around their necks, and even the jailer who held them wept bitterly. They know that Yue Fei and Yue Yun are loyal ministers of the country, and they are all framed.

Qin Gui found his good friend He Zhu to interrogate Yue Fei. He Zhu didn't find any evidence of Yue Fei, but in order to make friends with Qin Gui, he interrogated Yue Fei. In the lobby, Yue Fei's face was embarrassed by hunger, but he was still so strong. Zhu He asked Yue Fei to confess why he wanted to "rebel". Yue Fei tore off his clothes, revealing the words "loyal to serve the country" tattooed on his mother's back. He Zhu was deeply moved and tears ran down his cheeks.

When he came back, he told Qin Gui that Yue Fei was innocent. Qin Gui said, "We are friends. I want you to convict him." He Zhu said: "I can't convict Yue Fei, because Yue Fei is innocent. I did this not for Yue Fei, but for the whole country. " So Qin Gui spoke ill of He Zhu in front of the emperor, reduced He Zhu's official position, and let He Zhu go to a very remote place to be a small official.

Later, Qin Gui found two minions (explanation: Qin Gui's lackeys) and beat Yue Fei until he vomited blood, and he was swollen all over, but Yue Fei would not give in. In the end, they secretly killed Yue Fei in their cell. Yue Fei looked up at the sky before he died and sighed "day by day", hoping that history would give him justice, and a generation of heroes Yue Fei was killed in this way.

After killing Yue Fei, many people were unfair to Yue Fei and asked why they wanted to kill Yue Fei. Qin Gui narrowed his eyes and said, no need, no need. Qin Gui executed Yue Yun after killing Yue Fei because he was afraid that Yue Yun, who was good at martial arts, would avenge his father Yue Fei.

In this way, a generation of heroes passed away, but they will always be admired by many people and learn from his spirit of defending the country for loyalty to the country. What about Qin Gui? Qin Gui became a sinner through the ages. Later, people built many temples to commemorate Yue Fei. There are many people visiting Yue Fei every day, and Yue Fei stands there with a pike. At the gate of Yuefei Temple, a stone man was kneeling in dismay. Guess who that man is. Of course, the answer is simple. This is Qin Gui.

Heroes who fought against SARS

Ye Xin (deceased) Head nurse of Ersha Island Branch of Guangdong Provincial Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine.

Zhong, Vice President of Guangdong Nursing Association

Su Yaxiang, Chairman of Guizhou Nursing Association

Basang Dengzhu (male) Vice President of People's Hospital of Ganzi Tibetan Autonomous Prefecture, Sichuan Province

Zhang Jinyuan, former director of nursing department of Nanchang First People's Hospital, Jiangxi Province.

Mei Yuwen Honorary Chairman of Tianjin Nursing Association

Head nurse of Qiyuan Li Shanghai Second People's Hospital

Chen Dong, Director of Nursing Department of Beijing You 'an Hospital

Head nurse of stomatology, Li Shujun Second Artillery General Hospital of PLA.

Jiang Yunyan, Head Nurse of Karakorum Model Medical Station of China People's Liberation Army

The hero in War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression.

Zhang Lansheng (1909- 1940.7)

Zhang Lansheng, also known as Bao Jukui, is a Manchu. Hulan county people. When I was studying in Hulan Model Primary School, the May 30th Movement broke out on 1925, and people from all walks of life in Hulan took to the streets to denounce the crimes of British and Japanese imperialism. Zhang Lansheng, his classmates Zhang Keming and Teng Yongqing, and county middle school students Wang Wenkui and Chang Wuming jointly initiated the establishment of Hulan County Student Federation. Issue a statement calling on Hulan people to "wake up"! Get up! The shield of students. Zhang also organized students to give speeches in the streets, raise money from all walks of life, and publicize the boycott of Japanese goods. In July, students from all schools were organized to hold a charity performance in Xigang Park, and all the proceeds from the charity performance supported the struggle of Shanghai workers and students. After graduating from high school, he was promoted to Hulan Middle School and graduated from 1928 Middle School. In the same year, he was admitted to the tram factory of Harbin Electric Power Bureau as a "conductor" (conductor) and driver.

1932 In February, Japanese imperialism invaded Harbin, and Zhang took an active part in the strike struggle of tram workers. They often use the method of slacking, collecting less or not collecting tickets for Japan, so they are under "key" surveillance. * * * Harbin Municipal Committee has increased the significance of training and education, which has greatly improved his ideological consciousness. 1932, Harbin electric power bureau set up a secret party branch, and Zhang joined the China * * * production party in the first batch and was elected as a member of the party branch. On April 2nd 1933, the tram workers in Harbin held a general strike. He was one of the organizers of the strike. 1In February, 934, the Party branch of Harbin Electric Power Bureau was destroyed and was appointed by Harbin City to work in Hezhu Anti-Japanese Guerrilla Base. 1In February, 935, he served as secretary of the county party committee of Hezhu Central Committee, leading the party-mass work in Hezhu, Wuchang, Fangzheng and Yanshou. In the "Great Crusade" launched by the puppet authorities in the winter of 1934 and the spring of 1935, he led the broad masses of soldiers and civilians in Hezhu area and crushed the encirclement and suppression of the Japanese puppet troops. 1935 10, the Hezhu County People's Government was established, the guerrillas were strengthened, district committees were established in Daobei, Daowai, Yabuli, Shuangdong and Weihe, and a special branch of Yanfang was established in Yanshou and Fangzheng, with more than 300 people in party member. /kloc-in the summer of 0/935, the Japanese and puppet authorities stepped up their "crusade" against Hezhu guerrilla base area, and the base area and anti-Japanese mass organizations were seriously damaged. On September 10, Zhang Lansheng presided over a meeting of the executive committee of the county party committee of Hezhu Center, and decided to reorganize the guerrillas into the main force of the third army of the Northeast People's Revolutionary Army, and move them from Hezhu area to Tangyuan, Yilan and Boli areas in the lower reaches of Songhua River to open up new guerrilla zones. Zhang He, members of the Central County Party Committee, went to the old areas to carry out the struggle to restore the base areas.

After the Hezhu River guerrilla base was eroded and destroyed by the enemy,1In May 936, the county party committee of Hezhu Center decided to leave Hezhu River and move to Xiajiang area. In September, members of the county party Committee of Zhanghe Center arrived in Tangyuan to meet the main forces of the three armed forces. On September 18, he attended the joint meeting of He Zhuhe, Tangyuan Central County Committee and the Party Committees of the Third and Sixth Armies of the Anti-United Movement. At the meeting, the Beiman Provisional Provincial Party Committee was established, and Zhang was elected as the Standing Committee and Minister of Propaganda. 1On June 28th, 937, China Beiman Provisional Provincial Party Committee held an enlarged meeting of the Executive Committee, and Zhang Dangdang was elected as the secretary of Beiman Provisional Provincial Party Committee. 1938, the northeast anti-Japanese struggle entered a difficult period. Zhang He and other leaders of the provincial party committee, together with * * * commanding the main forces of the third, sixth, ninth and eleventh armies of the anti-Japanese coalition, made an expedition to Helen, successfully smashed the plot of the Japanese puppet troops to "panic in" the anti-Japanese coalition in Sanjiang, and opened up a new guerrilla zone in the Heinen Plain. 1939 April 12, the provisional provincial committee of Beiman held the second executive committee, changing the provisional provincial committee into the provincial committee of Beiman. Zhang Dang was elected to the Standing Committee of the Provincial Party Committee and concurrently served as the director of the Political Department of the Third Army of the Anti-Japanese Federation. In order to implement the spirit of the provincial party committee executive committee meeting, we held a meeting with Xu, commander of the three armed forces, summed up the party and government work of the three armed forces, reorganized the party organization, and strengthened the party's leading role in the army. After the meeting, he led the Second Division of the Three Armies to carry out guerrilla activities in Yilan, Tonghe and Tangyuan.

1in July, 940, Zhang was in chao yang shan, Dedu County, and discussed the work of Nennen local party with Li, commander-in-chief of the Third Route Army of the Anti-Japanese Union. On July 19, the Japanese puppet cavalry "crusade" team suddenly surrounded the Third Route Army Command, and Zhang Lansheng died heroically in the breakout battle. He is 3 1 year old.

Foreign hero

Anti-Japanese Hero: The Representative of Internationalism-Ke Dihua

Ke Di-hua is the representative of the spirit of internationalism admired by Mao Zedong. He is an Indian, but he is a producer party in party member and China. In the bonfire of War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression, Ke Dihua resolutely came to the Eighth Route Army and dedicated his days of our lives and even his life to the liberation of the Chinese nation. Cordiva, formerly known as Devalka nast? Santaram? Cordini was born in a small town in Mumbai, India in 19 10. Cody is his last name. After arriving in China, he added the word "Hua" to show his determination to struggle here.

The suffering of the Indian people and the struggle against colonial rule made Ke Dihua develop a strong character of actively pursuing truth and bravely resisting unreasonable oppression from an early age. 1936, graduated from medical school, and stayed as a teaching assistant. 1937, the news of China's Anti-Japanese War came, and the Indian National Congress decided to send a small medical team to China to show the sympathy and support of the Indian people to the people of China. At this time, Ke Dihua, who is preparing to apply for the Royal British Medical Association, resolutely decided to join the medical team.

1September, 938, a medical team consisting of five people, including Ke Dihua, came to China. At first, I worked in the Kuomintang military hospital and was entertained, but I became yearning for the ugly Kuomintang production party. I broke through many obstacles and arrived in Yan 'an in February/939, and then I worked in the Eighth Route Army General Hospital. In the autumn of the same year, they proposed to follow Bethune's footsteps to the front. Mao Zedong personally approved and encouraged them to study politics. After more than a month's long journey and fighting to break through the blockade, they arrived at the headquarters of the Eighth Route Army in Taihang Mountain area in southeastern Shanxi.

In the frontline troops of the Eighth Route Army, Ke Dihua was deeply influenced by the environment and forgot to work. He once said: "Although I didn't go to Kangda University, this time I joined a new type of battle university." 1in March, 940, Ke Dihua once again entered the Shanxi-Chahar-Hebei border region, traveled thousands of miles with the troops, and personally participated in the battle of a Japanese train during an ambush. During the Hundred Regiments War, Ke Dihua set up a rescue station only one or two miles away from the line of fire. 10 became the president of Bethune International Peace Hospital.

At that time, in the face of frequent "mopping-up" by Japanese invaders, Ke Dihua and his comrades-in-arms had to give up the hospitals and schools they built again and again and carry backpacks to fight against enemy guerrillas in the mountains. At that time, through careful study, he could not only talk in Chinese, but also read newspapers and magazines in reading chinese, and decided that the China Revolution represented the hope of human beings to pursue the bright future. 194 1 year1kloc-0/month, Ke Dihua married Guo Qinglan, a health school teacher. The next year, they gave birth to a son, and Nie, commander of the military region, personally named him "Yin Hua". Through the practice of struggle and the study of revolutionary theory, he put forward the requirement of joining the party. On July 7th, 1942, the fifth anniversary of the Anti-Japanese War, Indian doctors stood under party flag and solemnly swore, "I voluntarily joined the China Producers' Party".

1942 Summer, Ke Dihua had a seizure. In view of the poor medical conditions behind enemy lines, Nie advised him to go to Yan 'an or go back to China for medical treatment, but he resolutely left his job regardless of the danger. In 65438+February of the same year, he suddenly fell ill while writing a speech and died unfortunately at the age of 32. President Mao Zedong wrote a eulogy for Ke Dihua: "... the whole army lost an arm and the country lost a friend. Dr. Ke Dihua's spirit of internationalism is something we should never forget. "

After the founding of New China, Ke Dihua's tomb was moved to the Martyrs Cemetery in North China Military Region. 1976, Ke Dihua Memorial Hall was established in Shijiazhuang, Hebei Province.